Fuggie & Daniel Day-Lewis: Together At Last?
The movie version of the Broadway musical "NINE" started out with a pretty hot cast, but now producers are filling the other roles with pieces of trash!
Javier Bardem was originally cast in the lead role, but he dropped out because he was too tired or something like that. Daniel Day-Lewis quickly replaced him. Nicole Kidman, Penny Cruz, Judie Dench, Marion Cotillard and Sophia Loren were announced as his female co-stars. Totally hot, right?
Well, now E! reports that Kate Hudson has joined the cast and Fuggie Fug is in talks for a role. NO! Way to meth it up. Kate will play a Vogue journalist named Stephanie. Fuggie might be up for the role of Saraghina, a whore. No, she's really a whore. If old-faced Fuggie joins this shit, they will have to change the title to "NINETY."
Daniel needs to stay away from the Fuggie. She will only piss on him! He likes milkshakes, not meth piss!
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LMAO, in 8 1/2 (on which Nine is based) la saraghina is a manky old ho that hangs out at the beach and gets taunted by schoolchildren.
As long as she's not singing 'Barracuda', I'm all for it.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Fergie is not fit to lick Daniel Day's big boots.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Fuggie joining the cast is...odd. I don't mind Kate Hudson. She's quite good with great material (Almost Famous, anyone?).
Dear Fergie;
Stupid-Untalented-Ugly-Poser-Bitchville called. They want you to do more mayoring and less galloping around the world.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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I VANT TO ZUCK YOUR BLOOD
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
What the heeeeeeeelllllllllllllll............
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
*yawn*
next please
Chimp Shit on Stage with Daniel Day Lewis?
WTF? Is God on vacation this week???
I don't know Fergie can act?! She was in movie before?
i had to join up and say... holy hell you guys amuse me! i love you all
This story is so boring...who cares about musicals?
I was dragged to see some gay ass shnizz musical about menopause the other day and I swear I was so bored and unrelatable, I fell asleep only to be woken up by one of the cast members singing right up in my face, like the beezy was mad cuz i was sleeping. I dont care, shiz was boring so I feel asleep!
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Has the cheet war finally ended?
Im ugly with cute features. You just gotta look at me reaeeeeeeal close.
EW she looks terrible....
PS: I am going to watch Batman at 7! Imax HERE WE GO! *bow chika bow*
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
BOOOOOOO....
This fucking fuck fucker gets Josh Duhamel and now she is going to be in a movie with people so far out of her league.
WTF!!!
At least she'll be able to pee on cue.
I HATE HER!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Who cares about this? i am just waiting for "Repo: The Genetic Opera" to be released already!
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"
I've not seen "Nine," but my understanding was that it's basically an operetta? Very little spoken dialog? How many of these people are singers? Kinda important in a musical ...
(Of course, a lot of people have musical theatre backgrounds.)
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Her name aint Furgie, i call her Stacie!
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Has the cheet war finally ended?
Im ugly with cute features. You just gotta look at me reaeeeeeeal close.
Kate can pull off the journalist role. She did it pretty well in How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days. *ducks flying tomatoes*
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"