Fuggie & Daniel Day-Lewis: Together At Last?
The movie version of the Broadway musical "NINE" started out with a pretty hot cast, but now producers are filling the other roles with pieces of trash!
Javier Bardem was originally cast in the lead role, but he dropped out because he was too tired or something like that. Daniel Day-Lewis quickly replaced him. Nicole Kidman, Penny Cruz, Judie Dench, Marion Cotillard and Sophia Loren were announced as his female co-stars. Totally hot, right?
Well, now E! reports that Kate Hudson has joined the cast and Fuggie Fug is in talks for a role. NO! Way to meth it up. Kate will play a Vogue journalist named Stephanie. Fuggie might be up for the role of Saraghina, a whore. No, she's really a whore. If old-faced Fuggie joins this shit, they will have to change the title to "NINETY."
Daniel needs to stay away from the Fuggie. She will only piss on him! He likes milkshakes, not meth piss!
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Fellini is rolling over in his grave right now. This is going to suck so much ass.
Did anyone else giggle just a bit at the "this one's a no-brainer" comment that was made about her character in "Grindhouse: Planet Terror"?
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
god fergie ruins everything, Queen Latifah would kill as saraghina, how many trashies can one movie have
Finally a pic of Bret Michaels without his signature bandana!
That eyebrow piercing goes well with her multi pierced decorated ears, I think.
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I'm a big fan of piercings, but this bitch should have the sense to take that shit out of her eyebrow at a red carpet event. That, and all the cheap little loops in her ear.Like fixed up trash!
I actually think she looks good. IMO she has an ok face and a great body.
I've noticed that MK seems to especially enjoy criticizing women who keep in shape by lifting weights-- Fergie, Madonna, Jessica Biehl, Cindy Rodriguez, etc. As a female weight lifter myself, I can appreciate their hard work and dedication and IMO they all look awesome!
I like Fergie but Hudson? I mean, she can act but just a lightweight with those accomplished actors in the cast. Besides, thought bedhopping was her career?
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 18, 2008 - 4:29pm.
Fergie's face always looks like when I used to take my Barbie's head and from chin to top, squeeze down.
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heh. I saw "bake" instead of "take" and thought you were saying you put your Barbie in our Easy Bake Oven.
DiamondDawg on July 18, 2008 - 7:27pm
Fergie's face always looks like when I used to take my Barbie's head and from chin to top, squeeze down.
She gets Josh Duhamel, for that, I hate her.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 18, 2008 - 4:26pm.
I WANT TO KILLZ FOR THAT PANTHER ON FUG'S SHOULDER!!!!
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She got it at the Fortunoff's tent sale
Trust.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
I WANT TO KILLZ FOR THAT PANTHER ON FUG'S SHOULDER!!!!
I think I have a goldtone rhinestone-y one, but its not real like hers. Dayum. Hers is prolly diamond and emerald encrusted on 18k gold. I'm so jelluz i could burst.
I think fergie looks good here. Was I the only one to say that?
Tell me again who told Kate Hudson that she could act? Cuz Ima gonna punch that person in her whore mouth
I bet when her makeup artists is done fixing her up, he just kinda gives up and says, 'Well, er, yeah ::sighs::'
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
The tiger brooch on her shoulder is gorgeous.
However, the same cannot be said about the woman wearing it.
I am assuming, of course, "Fergie" or whatever its called is a woman?
I am not hip regarding today's music.
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She has the strangest face. She has no forehead or chin. It's like a schmooshed face... Was that caused by all the meth?
Fugie really needs to let the tweenybopper eyebrow piercing go.
Cast these two gutter skank crack-biscuits, film them, then edit them out of the movie to the point that not even their most devoted fans won't recognize their faces.
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If Linda Hamilton and Brett Michaels had a love child...
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Hi there Mango,
Welcome to the clubhouse. Care for a fruit roll up?
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 18, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 18, 2008 - 4:46pm.
I'm sorry, but there is no way you can be 'glam' and have a shitty bar bell through your eye.
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eh, it's just a leftover staple from her latest round of meth face reconstruction surgery
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She needs her money back.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
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Submitted by Little China Doll on July 18, 2008 - 4:46pm.
I'm sorry, but there is no way you can be 'glam' and have a shitty bar bell through your eye.
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eh, it's just a leftover staple from her latest round of meth face reconstruction surgery
I'm sorry, but there is no way you can be 'glam' and have a shitty bar bell through your eye.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Submitted by Leatherette on July 18, 2008 - 1:38pm.
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HA...yeah, i saw the original so i didnt feel i needed to subject myself to another sucky remake. lol
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She's not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She's a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
ARrrrrrrrrrrgh, my computer is being a douchenozzle today!!! BAH!
I'm so afraid they are going to catch me on here at work and next thing you know, this site will be firewalled for me. Pooh! They firewalled myspace already...bastards!!!!
ONTop: She needs to ditch the fucking chain mail of earrings she has going on...how old is she???
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She's not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She's a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 18, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Whoa...wtf is going on in Hollywood?? So she was in that remake of Posiedon...um...what part..."Girl who drowns #2"???
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more like the he-girl who drowns the whole movie, that shit tanked hard
But if you want to kill it, Dreamboat is the lead story and he is looking "Dreamboat fine". The word stuck applies there too, but more like, "Don't stick me with your used needle."
Whoa...wtf is going on in Hollywood?? So she was in that remake of Posiedon...um...what part..."Girl who drowns #2"???
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She's not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She's a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
Even with full on, going-out makeup Fergie rarely transcends the boundary between slutty mom and aging degenerate; indeed, she blurs them.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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Just go with it Clarisse... In honor of The Dark Knight, just go with it. I am not sue how that honors anything, but the heck with it!
xxyxz,
You hot thing you! You don't stalk, you get stalked!
Gonnaburn,
Oh, i am absolutely going to hell...When you said "Not a bad one to be stuck with" my sick little mind IMMEDIATELY pictured CB and i stuck like dogs...oh..nevermind...i'm making it worse!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Remember when TommyBitch put down Brooke Shields because she was "just" doing theater in Britain -- "where's her CAREER?"
Now he's buying theater parts for his robo wife, good times.
Xxyxz.. you are sooo funny.. I'm calling you right now.. oooo.. *looks thru window* *dials phone* *watches you pick it up*
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Awesome cast, but fucking Fergie, give me a small break will ya? I hope she doesn't even sneeze on poor sexy Daniel, she'll send out every STD known to man and then some.
Not a bad one to be stuck with... I'd take Clive Owen too!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 12:23pm.
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Ahem. *clears throat* I might follow her around from thread to thread... and call her house late at night to make sure that she's okay...
But that ain't stalking hon!
Clarisse,, Its not my stalker.. I'm just stalking now, to let said stalker know what it feels like! And to get back at stalker for pooping on my car.. That smell just won't go away.. its a NeverEnding story..
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
LCT.. No lie.. Cree-pay!!
must be an 'inside 3 personality' joke.. cause I don't get it..
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Okie,
I'm not jellus of sexy times with the avie, i share, with you. I am jellus that you have a stalker! You hwat biatch you!
Gonnaburn,
Lordy, if i only loved actors that had moral fiber, i'd be stuck with...well...Christian Bale =)
DDL is a brilliant actor!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Submitted by Regina on July 18, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Fuggie joining the cast is...odd. I don't mind Kate Hudson. She's quite good with great material (Almost Famous, anyone?)
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I disagree....ANYONE could have played Penny Lane, IMO. She sucks.
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
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Clarisse, Please don't be mad.. I just did sexy times a lot w/ your Av.. He's goood.. mmmm
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Didn't DDL dump his fiance over a fax to tell her Authur Miller's daughter was his new true love? Last of the Mohicans *the kiss with the violin in the background* made me wet, but I can't love on him...
Submitted by oklahoma on July 18, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Lame sig line, Nut case psycho!
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'Cheet war'? Is that a completely idiotic way of spelling cheat or an inside joke thing?
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
tee he hee
_Submitted by Stock Broker on July 18, 2008 - 4:17pm.
protecting the youth of D-listed?
I like you Stock Broker Times cuz you care about TEH FUTURE!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Oh not fuggie! that's just wrong.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Lame sig line, Nut case psycho!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!