Friday, July 18th 2008
Crack Is The Word!
"There are worse things I could do.....Than to smoke a crack rock or two..."
Amy Wino was back out on the streets of London looking like a broke down Rizzo from Grease. Actually, she looks pretty cleaned up. New jacket, new belt, new shoes and her crack bush is covered up. Job well done, Wino.
Wino stepped out of her crack den to visit Blaaaake in the chokey. The Daily Mail reports that he will be sentenced on Monday. He could get up to 5 years in prison. If you stick your head out of the window on Monday morning, you will probably be able to hear Wino scream "BLAAAAAAKE" over and over again after the judge finally sends his haggard ass to the clink.
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Jim--
You are welcome. I am glad I could make you feel better ♥
I don’t wanna forget the present is a gift
And I don’t wanna take for granted the time you may have here with me
‘Cause Lord only knows another day is not really guaranteed
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
MK you are on fire. Between this and the Carrot top post I am on the floor. Thanks for making my day!
LCT,
Can you post 6 or 7 back-to back replies. Don't ask why.
On Topic: For those of you that like Wino's music apolgies...but...I do not think she is that great *IMO* and she clearly has no appreciation for the talent that she does have. She's a waste.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 18, 2008 - 12:40pm.
Hahahaha! I fucking love zombies.
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Speaking of zombies.....Cecil's got a girlfriend!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
YAWN...I'm so bored with anything Amy Winehouse.
Blah, blah, blah.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
yeah, waht's wrong with a little crack? Jeez people!
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"
People forget how young she is. The crack disguises the fact that she is in her early 20s, living her life surrounded by yes-men and paparazzi.
If she can get her act together, it may well be worth the wait.
www.myspace.com/triston
Thank you Mrs. Kravitz, i had to go to a funeral before work today and that made me feel better. I am not a religous guy at all, but sometimes shit like that makes you think.
--I like beer and buy it at the store
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 18, 2008 - 12:40pm.
Hahahaha! I fucking love zombies.
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Shaun of the Dead, yo.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 18, 2008 - 3:08pm.
This corpse is still roaming the Earth?
BRAIIINNNNSS!
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Hahahaha! I fucking love zombies. I wish there was at least one in the world locked up that we could look at. That would be kick-ass. I wonder when this zombie apocalypse is going to happen?
On topic - I am getting mighty bored of Wino and her endless crack binges.
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
Submitted by FatMartha on July 18, 2008 - 2:36pm.
I think the saddest thing about Amy is, despite the immensely successful, happy, healthy life she could POTENTIALLY lead... she still chooses to make horrible decisions without caring. It's somewhat heartbreaking.
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That's exactly how I feel.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by tangerine on July 18, 2008 - 3:36pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 18, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Yeah, well, crack is wack y'all.
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Thats why I do coke. Crack is too low class for me!
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Girl I love yo big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin like youre so damn cute
Let a real ni**a just knock them boots
Damn she still looks awful. I dont know. I almost give up rooting for her. She makes it hard to. I hope she gets it together but it seems like she doesnt want the help and doesnt care.
http://sweettiff4prez.blogspot.com/
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 18, 2008 - 3:29pm.
I love Amy Winehouse. She is the personification of what a rock star should be. So what if the crackery is above and beyond what the typical Hollywood set is doing? Most of her contemporaries are nowhere near as talented as she is.
If she kicks the bucket, at least she can say she did it.
And I'd rather see her trip and fall a million times on her comeback than waste a millisecond on the Shitneys, Hohans, or any of that other ilk called talent traipsing around Hollywood right now.
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Yeah...theres something far more badass about rockstars overdosing than rap stars going to jail. Rockers Rock!
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Girl I love yo big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin like youre so damn cute
Let a real ni**a just knock them boots
I think the saddest thing about Amy is, despite the immensely successful, happy, healthy life she could POTENTIALLY lead... she still chooses to make horrible decisions without caring. It's somewhat heartbreaking.
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Hi5.
Submitted by angel_i on July 18, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Yeah, well, crack is wack y'all. It's still sad though. With smoking heroin, crack, and cigs, she will lose her voice in no time.
Submitted by tangerine on July 18, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 18, 2008 - 1:23pm
Remember those pics that came out with her doing all the drugs in her crackden and whatnot?
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Yeah - I recently went through a bunch of Google images (i posted some but it was a while back) of her when she was still ... HER. She was quite lovely. She is, literally, a shadow of her former self.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
I love Amy Winehouse. She is the personification of what a rock star should be. So what if the crackery is above and beyond what the typical Hollywood set is doing? Most of her contemporaries are nowhere near as talented as she is.
If she kicks the bucket, at least she can say she did it.
And I'd rather see her trip and fall a million times on her comeback than waste a millisecond on the Shitneys, Hohans, or any of that other ilk called talent traipsing around Hollywood right now.
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by angel_i on July 18, 2008 - 1:23pm
Remember those pics that came out with her doing all the drugs in her crackden and whatnot? There was one that was taken before she lost all the weight and her skin was messed up. She had no make-up on, no fake hair, and she looked really pretty. I wonder how long it takes her to get ready while getting cracked out. She is probably all over the place looking for shit to wear and adjusting and re-adjusting her stupid hair over and over with a cig hanging out of her mouth.
Wino is one of the "pink ladies"! I get it now. *eye roll*
grannypanties, go fuck yourself, noone wants you here.
on topic, yeah, she does look somewhat cleaner.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by FatMartha on July 18, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Okay who is this Granny Panties cuntrag? I think this is the revenge of the JJs.
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Lalala Lalala lalala lalala....
Waddyasay?
I wonder, too, if her record label is dressing her today!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Jim--I wrote a song for you
Every time I look at you I fall in love, all over again
Every time I think of you it all begins, all over again
One little dream at night and I can dream all day
It only takes a memory to thrill me
One little kiss from you and I just fly away
Pour me out your love until you fill me
I wanna fall in love beginning from the start, all over again
Show me how you stole away my heart, all over again
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Okay who is this Granny Panties cuntrag? I think this is the revenge of the JJs.
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We're only young once, but with humor we can be immature forever.
Submitted by tangerine on July 18, 2008 - 3:18pm.
I am over the fake hair.
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I know, right? I think her real hair is so pretty.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
It's a shame she can't clean up, but it's becoming obvious she has no desire to either, so, meh.
I really use to like her, too.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
I agree with Breakdown, it's been a while since I've seen her look this "good."
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We're only young once, but with humor we can be immature forever.
MK, she isn't yelling BLAAAAKE, she's hungry for your BRAAAIIINNNSSS.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dare I say it?
Wino looks *gasp* clean!
www.myspace.com/triston
She looks…alive….and clean.
I don’t which is worse: being the person who has to bathe her or being the person who has to hold her down while she gets bathed.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
AAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
I wrote a song for you bubbeleh
I may not always love you
But long as there are stars above you
You never need to doubt it
I'll make you so sure about it
God only knows what I'd be without you
If you should ever leave me
Though life would still go on believe me
The world could show nothing to me
So what good would living do me
God only knows what I'd be without you
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
I am over the fake hair.
AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T GO BACK TO THE STUDIO AND MAKE ANY MORE SHITTY MUSIC!!
Submitted by . on July 18, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Already did it A baby. I'm not taking the blame for this cunt anymore & neither will you:) *MUAHS*
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Hey, I have those shoes! I LUVS them! Damn. Now I have to go take a nap so I can go out tonight.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
I can't stand her. I've grown tired of her antics, not that I was ever into it.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 18, 2008 - 3:09pm.
OD already you worthless pile of steaming chimp turd.
Sick of her drama.
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Sick of her drama and her drama's PROMOTION, but can't second the OD part, because it will unleash an orgie of chest-beating-worship that will make the Heath Ledger one look like a collective shrug.
Sick of the played-out druggie drama.
Submitted by Granny Panties on July 18, 2008 - 3:14pm.
Reported you stupid cunt and I suggest everyone else hits the report button on this fucktard too.
I remember when MK used to talk about Anna nicole like this!
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Girl I love yo big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin like youre so damn cute
Let a real ni**a just knock them boots
Wow, she's wearing something close to pants.
I thought this wasted pile of shit only came out at night? You know, like a roach that scatters in the light?
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
OD already you worthless pile of steaming chimp turd.
Sick of her drama.
bless her heart! why does she have sideburns?
This corpse is still roaming the Earth?
BRAIIINNNNSS!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?