Friday, July 18th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Jessica Biel should really put that hickey cover over her fake trout lips instead - Lainey Gossip

Brittany Murphy can touch her toes (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Reggie Bush shows it off in Spain - Towleroad

Audrina "Ceiling Eyes" Patridge is all about her tittays - Egotastic!

Rachel Bilson needs a new pair of shorts - Hollywood Tuna

Kelly Brook with some hot dude in a top hat - IDLYITW

Vanessa Hudgens is whoring herself out for some coffee brand - Just Jared

Schwarzenegger vs. Schwarzenegger - Cityrag

Mimi might terrorize Las Vegas - Hollywood Rag

Balthazar Getty giving Sienna Miller a breast exam - Popsugar

Posted by: Michael K


DiamondDawg's picture

DQ,

poof

Stoney's picture

Biel was fifty millions times more attractive as a blonde.

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one_two_three_do_me's picture

Sienna is fucking whore. Just a dirty slimey skag with money.
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TexnDoc's picture

<"some hot dude in a top hat">

i.e., the doorman.

peaches's picture

Sienna's a worse homewrecker than Angelina. There are 4 children involved here!!!! Well maybe Sienna should costar with Brad in a film, give Ange adose of her own medicine. the Jolie-Pitt Kids are probably miserable now anyway...

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madam s.'s picture

This is what I don't understand... if you were Sienna Miller wouldn't you say to that guy "Hey Barth, shouldn't you be spending time with your four kids, the youngest which isn't even yet one year old? Shouldn't you be dealing with the logistics and fallout of your soon-to-be divorce before spending time with other women? Shouldn't we meet up again at a later date if and when you ever deal with this other stuff?"

I can't imagine wanting to spend time with a guy who makes such bad life decisions and then walks away from the resulting responsibilities with such abandon.

christine the hoff's picture

agreed, her big ass ugly lips are pissing me off badly.
mimi, who cares meh.
I hate sienna miller with a passion, dirty ho, I bet she thinks she's just all kinds of cute.
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DiamondDawg's picture

tell me when you're ready

DiamondDawg's picture

DQ, quick, write this down. It'll disappear in a moment. coming next post.

peaches's picture

An interesting Quote from Mariah Carey in the Elle interview, regarding being a possible future parent:
"You get Caught up in Hollywood-land or celebrity-land, and that's maybe not the best thing for kids because they didn't ask for it...........we're not mudlinging or trying to slay anybody-but truly I really feel like it's very important to be responsible and think, Well, maybe if I do this it's not the best thing for my child. You have to take a backseat a little bit, and as someone in the public eye, you're not used to doing that." She may not name any names, but anyone with half a brain can GUESS she's probably refering mainly to brangelina! Wow, When a Flashy diva Like Mariah makes a comment like that (and time can only tell if she practices what she preeches), Brangelina needs to really take a good hard look at themselves!

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dramaqueen365247's picture

I haven't made it thru them all yet, but those poor Getty children. I HATE THAT WHORE!!!!!!!

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I doubt Mimi could do daily shows for 3 years.
For one, she'd probably have to do more than one set per day and don't think she has the stamina for that.
Another thing it'd interfere with her drinking.

DiamondDawg's picture

Hi everyone.

Off-Topic: Is DramaQueen8675309 around? If so, are you in the forum? I'd like to PM you...

Miss Priss's picture

Sienna: Whooooore! and the dude is one too

Jess Biel is such a fugly dude

Reggie Bush makes my bush tingle

Ceiling eyes: attention Whoooooore

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I'd gayelle it up with Dita

iHeartHaters's picture

Hey as long as I don't have to see Vanessa's hairy snatch cover again, that's fine.

LMAO & WTF @ Biel's scarf(?). It's like a loose turtleneck dickie.

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LoLo's picture

USE SOME COLOR ON YOU FUCKING BUTT LIPS BEIL YOU GIANT DUDE IN BITCHES CLOTHING!

God dayumnnnnnnnnn the butt lips just bother me!
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SpunkyBrewster's picture

She forgot to put her headband on!