Friday, July 18th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Jessica Biel should really put that hickey cover over her fake trout lips instead - Lainey Gossip
Brittany Murphy can touch her toes (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Reggie Bush shows it off in Spain - Towleroad
Audrina "Ceiling Eyes" Patridge is all about her tittays - Egotastic!
Rachel Bilson needs a new pair of shorts - Hollywood Tuna
Kelly Brook with some hot dude in a top hat - IDLYITW
Vanessa Hudgens is whoring herself out for some coffee brand - Just Jared
Schwarzenegger vs. Schwarzenegger - Cityrag
Mimi might terrorize Las Vegas - Hollywood Rag
Balthazar Getty giving Sienna Miller a breast exam - Popsugar
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Sienna will def be pregnant by him, shit he is a Getty, she can retire once she pops one out.
C the Hoff: married, civil union, agreeing to stay exclusive sexually = all the same to me. If one of the two parties decides to fuck around without letting it be known they're doing that, it's violating a contract (verbal or written), as well as fucking with the head and heart of someone you claim to care about. Haven't been here long either, but am simply in awe at how vicious the focusing on only the woman's part still is. I find Brangelina obscene mostly in regard to their abusing charitible projects and wanting to be worshipped; I seriously have my doubts that when they hooked up Aniston gave two shits where he put his little cock by then; it was the SHOW that Pitt made for the MEDIA that was disgusting: He was desperate to be seen as the hot ass seductee, yuck
-- BUT yes: Angelina still oozes tranny douchery; I say Pitt's douche virus is a mutant strain that keeps on giving
Submitted by oklahoma on July 18, 2008 - 2:23pm.
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Why is DOG and FALCOR capitalized? I wish I had a dag like Falcor, id run this b*tch if I did!
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Girl I love yo big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin like youre so damn cute
Let a real ni**a just knock them boots
Is Sienna ALWAYS naked?
Haven't seen this much action since Hohan banged three guys in Italy.
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Okie, do you know who that chick is?! I have NFC.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by choco starfish on July 18, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 18, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Oh please, Sienna doesn't give a rat turd about his kids...all she wants is her fuck hole plugged up.
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HA! Oh boy do I know some people like that, some people that some of YOU may know in fact!
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Member 3 days, 1 hour.. hmmmmmmmm NeverEnding Story!! god what was that DOGS name?? hmmm, was it FALCOR maybe??
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
I still don't understand how she Sienna is a whore? Nobody knows what he is telling for her to be dancing on his cock. So what she fucks for money and having fun she's not married. Nobody knows if the wife stop sucking on his dick juices and he's horny and want's to get laid. He has money and that's the bottom line and he can do whatever. The wife should play her position and either get a lover or just take care of the kids and chill. If he's just fucking around he will come on home. If he ask her for divorce she's going to get paid, who cares!!!
I just do not think that Jessica Biel is pretty.
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"Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don't fuck Paris Hilton."
Submitted by Leatherette on July 18, 2008 - 11:17am.
It might have something to do with the fact that we EXPECT more from women. Everyone knows men are durty dawgs.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 18, 2008 - 2:10pm.
No one said Balthazar wasn't a whore:)
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maybe not, haven't read nor care enough to scroll back here, but just like Brangelina, I'm noticing that MOST of the really gut-felt anger is directed at the female, mostly by other females. I think its partly hardwiring (may be related to having children /back in the cave days it was a threat to lose the hunter-gatherer dick to another ho while you're stuck in the cave watching the kids, blablablah) AND also traditional misogynist relgious indoctrination: "evil" woman is ALWAYS plotting to "wreck" good wholesome families.
just fascinating is all
Well, if having a moral code makes me a yenta, whatever that is, then so be it.
the thing is it's so simple. if you don't want to be married, DON'T GET MARRIED.
is it that hard? nobody forced him into it. nobody told him to make babies.
really simple forumla at work here.
and marriage isn't a fucking dress you wear for awhile, get tired of it, then change.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 18, 2008 - 11:13am.
I just wanna say...your vocabulary is awesome!!!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
LoLo.. My dear! Check msg! Do it or no more good vibrations, good good good, good vibrations.. *sang by Bob Saget on Full House* lol
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 18, 2008 - 1:13pm.
agreed completely
oh, and someone pass biel man of steel some carmex or chap stick medicated STAT!
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 18, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Jessica Biel is displaying a rather discomfiting case of "weird aunt" face.
That my friend is an AWSEOME phrase!
I totaly see weird aunt face on that beefy noggin of hers!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 18, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Jessica Biel is displaying a rather discomfiting case of "weird aunt" face.
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O that's what you call it. I was tryna think of the name for that face. She always looks wet to me. Like she just got out of the shower.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
_Submitted by oklahoma on July 18, 2008 - 2:07pm.
ChocoStalkerFish
WHAT? PM me you sexy slut!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Jessica Biel is displaying a rather discomfiting case of "weird aunt" face.
She should be the Polydent spokescunt.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
AIM dreamhypnotique
& re Balthawhatver & Sienna DAMNstillRELEVANT? Miller: maybe they're both taking a page out of the Brangelina How To Stay on the Public Radar handbook:
"Leak" an affair and PRESTO: All the HOMEWRECKA yenta kneejerk reactions and instant "hot couple" and the roles start rolling in again .... zzzzz
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 18, 2008 - 11:03am.
This chick is not that attractive for some reason.
Why is Seiena is a whore?
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Because she has sex with men in exchange for money, that's why!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
No one said Balthazar wasn't a whore:)
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
To say that Getty is the only one to blame here is BULLSHIT.
Any woman with values and morality would never step up to a married man. Let alone a married man with 4 children (the youngest of which is less than a year old!)
As CTH said she's a soulless whore.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 18, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Oh please, Sienna doesn't give a rat turd about his kids...all she wants is her fuck hole plugged up.
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HA! Oh boy do I know some people like that, some people that some of YOU may know in fact!
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Girl I love yo big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin like youre so damn cute
Let a real ni**a just knock them boots
& in order to keep this shit fair and balanced, I hope BALTHAZAR GETTY gets ass raped by cock crabs
Ew. The worst picture of Audrina is the one where you're looking at her skeletal back set against the side boob shot of her new fun bags. She looks like the corpse of a whore.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
LoLo.. She got those panties sitting on me like Bratz did in your Av.. She's a ruff one.. All trying to floss my teefs w/ her muffs!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by LoLo on July 18, 2008 - 1:56pm.
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Chelsea Handler does that to me. I just waanna scream, stop insulting celebs that are hotter than you you jelous twat and go wash fishy ass coot! I dont like her!
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Girl I love yo big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin like youre so damn cute
Let a real ni**a just knock them boots
Oh please, Sienna doesn't give a rat turd about his kids...all she wants is her fuck hole plugged up.
Someone needs to throw Bilson a steak.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 18, 2008 - 11:01am.
Madam S: ITA. & wouldn't you wonder how committed he'll be to you if this is how he's treating his family?
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Either:
(1)Whore thinks she "special."
or
(2) Whore isn't interested in a committment. She's just interested in fucking as many men as possible...wives and kids be damned.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Ughh, I'm so glad this broad is finally covering up her ceiling eyes with sunglasses. I get so mad when she's looking up in every picture. It's beyond annoying.
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maybe she had a neck lift -- wouldn't shock me with her fucking with her lips so early and often
she has an empty soul without morals or values and I hope she is ass raped by karma one day.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
This chick is not that attractive for some reason.
Why is Seiena is a whore? She's single, it's the man that is married that shouldn't put his dick out and about. Men are going to cheat regardless if it's a star or a nobody.
My co-worker just directed me to Sienna's website...this exchange of comments made me chuckle:
by Mrs. B. Getty on 14 Jul 2008 01:25 pm
Homewrecker!!!!
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by Bre on 14 Jul 2008 03:43 pm
to Mrs. B. Getty
she is not a homewrecker, she isnt married with kids, she didnt have an affair behind her wifes back.
he is the homewrecker.
LOVE the outfits, Sienna has amazing style.
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by Mrs. B. Getty on 16 Jul 2008 07:57 am
@Bre:
You're right.
Slut!!!!
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 18, 2008 - 10:58am.
DD: I'd love to hear from you.
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You've got mail!
CTH,
Sienna isn't bothered by little things like wives or kids.
Selfish, vain, self-centered whore. There is nothing deeper to her.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Madam S: ITA. & wouldn't you wonder how committed he'll be to you if this is how he's treating his family? But I guess to wonder that, she'd have to have a soul or a conscience. I just feel so sorry for the kids. The wife, too, but I don't know what circumstances led to the "separation" if there was one before that whore moved in. The kids, though, are blameless & the real victims.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 18, 2008 - 10:59am.
does she ever think of his poor kids?
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No, whores never do.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 18, 2008 - 1:58pm.
girl is wearing okies grannie pannies as a necklace again!
Im guessing her lipstick.....
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Mrs.kravitz
xoxoxoxox
I just hate that whore, does she ever think of his poor kids? let alone the wife.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Uh Jessica, Gimme my panties back.. They look silly around your neck! She's always after me, cause I'm such a girly girl. That's why she likes JT so much.. There is always one girl, one guy in a Lesbo relationship..
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
DD: I'd love to hear from you.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 18, 2008 - 10:49am.
I hate sienna miller with a passion, dirty ho, I bet she thinks she's just all kinds of cute.
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U're filthy cute and baby u know it
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
I's a creepy doctor actor but I's really a homeless guy acting as a garbage man.. durrrderrr!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
_Submitted by choco starfish on July 18, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Yeah i DO know what youre saying.
I tried to explain my theory on what i like to call, "Messy Pussy Face" to my friends the other day.
Some people have this look about them that makes you think they have chenobyl panties going on.
It was sad when the only male whore at the table got it.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by madam s. on July 18, 2008 - 10:49am.
If I were Sienna I would be doing EXACTLY what she is doing because she is a reprehensible drug-addled skank whore with no moral fibre!
If she were moi or tu, she wouldn't have looked at this Getty POS twice.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
I said it before but man I hope Getty's wife takes his ass to the CLEANERS. I'd really hate to have Sienna's karma.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Sluttyenna should just give it up, and try out for Paris Hilton's new bff. Vadges of leather, sticky together.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
madam s.,
You are speaking as a woman with a moral compass.
Sienna has no morality at all. She is a selfish whore. That's all.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
You know how sometimes you just look at a girl and all you can think of is a smelly twat? Vanessa Hudgens does taht to me.
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Girl I love yo big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin like youre so damn cute
Let a real ni**a just knock them boots