Friday, July 18th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Jessica Biel should really put that hickey cover over her fake trout lips instead - Lainey Gossip
Brittany Murphy can touch her toes (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Reggie Bush shows it off in Spain - Towleroad
Audrina "Ceiling Eyes" Patridge is all about her tittays - Egotastic!
Rachel Bilson needs a new pair of shorts - Hollywood Tuna
Kelly Brook with some hot dude in a top hat - IDLYITW
Vanessa Hudgens is whoring herself out for some coffee brand - Just Jared
Schwarzenegger vs. Schwarzenegger - Cityrag
Mimi might terrorize Las Vegas - Hollywood Rag
Balthazar Getty giving Sienna Miller a breast exam - Popsugar
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Submitted by kdracofan on July 18, 2008 - 2:22pm.
O jesus.....*leaves thread*
BWHAHAHAHAHA!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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O jesus.....*leaves thread*
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 18, 2008 - 3:08pm.
Is it not funny when people say that crap about europeans not being uptight about sex, yest every european woman i know still has a heart that breaks when she is hurt.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 18, 2008 - 2:04pm.
ROTFLMAO
"yes, I'm a low rent whore, DUH"
I think I found my new siggy
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
Submitted by LoLo on July 18, 2008 - 11:59am.
Europeans are not uptight like americans when it comes to having sex with other people
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In America, sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it's a fact.
Marlene Dietrich
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 18, 2008 - 2:47pm.
I feel sorry for you, that you have obviously never been in a deep and meaningful relationship. If you had, then you would understand that both parties are whores for doing what they've done, and moreover, they're tacky whores for getting caught doing what they're doing. It's adding insult to injury, and as a woman who has been cheated on and had to endure the public humiliation, she knows how bad that is. She is a selfish bitch for not caring about his family. Yes, he would have fucked someone, but probably not as paparazzi-focused.
Don't say anything bad about Mrs. Kravitz for having morals and standards. If you want to judge someone, judge yourself for lacking both.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Getty dude is a good example for why maybe some people shouldn't get married in the first place.
*bows* But of course. There is a clear difference between me calling Cock a bitch and you calling me a bitch.
Er, well, it makes sense to me anyways. Forgive me, I'm slightly braindead from sitting on the computer auditing shit all day.
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We're only young once, but with humor we can be immature forever.
First of all Mr. StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth is molesting the caca just to get a rise out of us because he knows he can...
Bravo, Mr. StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth, bravo.
Second of all, yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore, but I am planning on working my way up to high rent whore as soon as Sienna drops this guy or he drops her. Since Salma's baby daddy is available I might make a grab for him as well.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
How funny would it be if Balthazar's wife got one of those sky-writing planes to write "homewrecker" across the sky while they're romping around on the beach? Or how about "stop fucking my husband, whore?" or "get a lawyer?"
Any of those would be perfect, imo.
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
FatMartha,
"Bitch that ain't something to be proud of!"
Bam with the right hand!
*HIGH FIVE*
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Hi5 LoLo. Haha.
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We're only young once, but with humor we can be immature forever.
I like this FatMartha ho!
Bitch you is alllllright! ha ha ha ha
(bitch and ho used only as a term of lurve!)
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Rocket,
Yeh, but to be fair, he cheated WITH Sienna on his then wife.
Cock,
Stick a cock in it.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
"Europeans are not uptight like americans when it comes to having sex with other people"
Bitch that ain't something to be proud of!
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We're only young once, but with humor we can be immature forever.
Submitted by Rocket on July 18, 2008 - 1:58pm.
Indeed she was, after she diddled him away from his wife & kids while filming "Alfie."
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Europeans are not uptight like americans when it comes to having sex with other people
WOW!
*note to self: when acting like a dumb fucking whore and sucking a married cock just tell that bitches wife im EUROPEAN and all is well*
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Wasn't Sienna Miller once the woman scorned as Jude Law was diddling his Nanny while engaged to Miller?
_Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 18, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Miss Dempsey was ill in the head area and went off of her meds. She was 48 years old and her mom still dressed her up in pig tales and little girl dresses.
FAr away she looke dlike a regualr kid and up close she had cake make up and a missing front tooth.
Not even joking!
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oh cock, you done did it now! you called kravitz a hoo-er!
*grabs popcorn*
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
Submitted by choco starfish on July 18, 2008 - 12:49pm.
*WHEW* that one went right over her head...
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Hi Aphid!! I miss your awesome poetry honey! Hope you're doing well:)
On Topic: Stickacockin...sorry I can only understand your point if this were about 2 single people. It's a whole 'nother matter when kids are involved. Reminiscing about your father having an affair sounds pretty serious and heartbreaking to me. Otherwise, I'd normally say go for it.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
@ Kravitz does it mean she's a high rent whore and your a low rent whore. Your mortgage is getting paid, who cares, at least you'll have a house hopefully paid at the end, for some girls can even do that.
Europeans are not uptight like americans when it comes to having sex with other people
Submitted by oklahoma on July 18, 2008 - 2:36pm.
Ihearthaters.. yeah, i know.. She took a shit on top of my car one day, and funny thing is I didn't even know until the police called, B/c THEY caught her.. weird! Took her ass to jail, too!
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Hahaha....thats kinda funny, scary but funny! I had this girl back in highschool who stalked me until I cant remember, might still be stalking me, anyway...I never told my mom about it so one day she fooled my mom into letting her into our house while she went somewhere and when I came home.....there was lubricating jelly, used bloody tampons on my dresser.....fo sho!
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Girl I love yo big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin like youre so damn cute
Let a real ni**a just knock them boots
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 18, 2008 - 1:47pm.
You know, a sign of maturity is learning to CONTROL YOURSELF when you've made a commitment to someone. Again, the word is MATURITY.
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
Aphid: It's been a hell of a week. I'll be better in an hour & a half. More X's & O's than you can fathom, DQ
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Submitted by Leatherette on July 18, 2008 - 2:41pm.
aha...THANKS, Peaches. So Pitt finally reached the Tom Cruise-I'M GOD I CAN DO BETTER PR THAN MY PR stage, AHAHAHAHAAHHAA!!! That explains why the douche filter is totally gone! later!
yes exactly, but Tom actually hired his sister to do it! It was probably angelina, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a tug of war between Angelina and the PR woman the past few years, of course Angelina's hypnotic vagina wins everytime!
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ROTFL LoLo!!! I knew a skanky girl when I was younger who took shits in paper bags, lit them on fire and left them on porches of people she hated in high school. I think she's been in jail for half of her life LMAO
What the eff would possess a person to do such a filthy thing?! Ack nevermind, I don't wanna know.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Aphid!
Hi, dear!
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
What does a wife and 10 kids got to do it? If he is horny, he's horny he's going to get fucked out in the open or on the down low. If she is not sucking on his cock he will get someone that will. Maybe he wanted a tight pussy not one that is stretched out already and already fucked for a million times. It's not that serious, a chapter in their lives they can enjoy and reminisce when everyone's on their death bed.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 18, 2008 - 2:36pm.
Ihearthaters.. yeah, i know.. She took a shit on top of my car one day, and funny thing is I didn't even know until the police called, B/c THEY caught her.. weird! Took her ass to jail, too!
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Someone pooped on your car? COOOOOOOOOOOL. Sometimes I wish I could find turds on my lawnchair.
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
YAAAY! Hi Drama honey!
*grabs pompom*
Hey everyone I'm here
I'm here to make you cheer
Drama's the best there is
So let's all have some beer!
YAAAAAAY!!! *attempts the splits, rips undies, goes hobbling away for a new pair*
*comes back up with a new granny panty pair*
OMG I can't believe I remembered that cheer (although of course there was no mention of beer in it originally). I'm doing much better now that my weekend's here. How are you? xoxox
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 18, 2008 - 2:22pm.
I still don't understand how she Sienna is a whore?
FFs, do I have to spell it out for you?!?!!? She's fucking a billionaire on the Italian Riviera, I am fucking a man who goes to work everyday in a cubicle and pays half the mortgage. Therefore, that makes her a whore!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
LoLo.. Bwahahah.. funny story. Yeah, there is some difference between human shit and other shit. i think its the way it comes out when how an animal squats compared to how Starfish's hike their leg.. IDK.. but very obvious..
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Ihearthaters.. Girl when you get that gut feeling about shit.. You should go w/ it.. It was right. LMAO!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
_Submitted by oklahoma on July 18, 2008 - 2:36pm.
Ihearthaters.. yeah, i know.. She took a shit on top of my car one day, and funny thing is I didn't even know until the police called, B/c THEY caught her.. weird! Took her ass to jail, too!
OH this reminds me of a story from when i was young. I was sleeping and i hear my dad outside yelling, "ITS HUMAN SHIT! IT IS HUMAN SHIT!!!"
and my mommy was all like, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?"
And my dad yells " THERE IS HUMAN SHIT IN THE DRIVE WAY!"
And then i was all like, " Oh its too early for this shit!" and went back to bed.
Turns out the neighbor was off her meds and took a HUMAN SHIT on severl peoples yards. The only reason dad knew it was human was the OTHER neighbor was yelling, " Jane Dempsey just took a shit in your yard man!"
true story!
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 18, 2008 - 12:36pm.
LMAO Okie, you know this is coming but....
NO SHIT??? LOL Sorry, I had to say it!:P
But seriously, for real?! Jesus that's insane, girl!! Thanks for the heads-up...I thought it was trying to stir shit and I was right.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 18, 2008 - 2:22pm.
I still don't understand how she Sienna is a whore? Nobody knows what he is telling for her to be dancing on his cock. So what she fucks for money and having fun she's not married. Nobody knows if the wife stop sucking on his dick juices and he's horny and want's to get laid. He has money and that's the bottom line and he can do whatever. The wife should play her position and either get a lover or just take care of the kids and chill. If he's just fucking around he will come on home. If he ask her for divorce she's going to get paid, who cares!!!
-Seriously?! Did you just read what you wrote? I really hope you're just playing the devil's advocate here and not that morally bankrupt.
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Why Okie you hawt hwore! You have a stalker! You have offically arrived!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
aha...THANKS, Peaches. So Pitt finally reached the Tom Cruise-I'M GOD I CAN DO BETTER PR THAN MY PR stage, AHAHAHAHAAHHAA!!! That explains why the douche filter is totally gone! later!
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 18, 2008 - 2:22pm.
She's also a whore because she was still with Rhys Ifans a whole month while banging Balth. I'm not a Rhys fan, by any means, but that's just skanky.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Leatherette on July 18, 2008 - 2:27pm.
C the Hoff: married, civil union, agreeing to stay exclusive sexually = all the same to me. If one of the two parties decides to fuck around without letting it be known they're doing that, it's violating a contract (verbal or written), as well as fucking with the head and heart of someone you claim to care about. Haven't been here long either, but am simply in awe at how vicious the focusing on only the woman's part still is. I find Brangelina obscene mostly in regard to their abusing charitible projects and wanting to be worshipped; I seriously have my doubts that when they hooked up Aniston gave two shits where he put his little cock by then; it was the SHOW that Pitt made for the MEDIA that was disgusting: He was desperate to be seen as the hot ass seductee, yuck
Leatherette I found this information out, it turns out most of us didn't know it, and it explains a LOT about the past few weeks with these over the Top Press Conferences:
http://weblogs.variety.com/thompsononhollywood/2008/04/pitt-fires-pr-d.h...
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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 18, 2008 - 2:22pm.
I still don't understand how she Sienna is a whore?
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Because MK was sitting on pics of them canoodling from AGES ago when they were not all about getting "caught". I think he posted them last week. He waited until the story broke.
At this point I think it would be an insult to whores everywhere to equate them.
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Rah Rah for Aphid!
She's my gal!
*doing a rather awkward forward roll -- all i can really handle in my fat mom jeans!*
How are you, my friend?
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Ihearthaters.. yeah, i know.. She took a shit on top of my car one day, and funny thing is I didn't even know until the police called, B/c THEY caught her.. weird! Took her ass to jail, too!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 18, 2008 - 2:22pm.
I still don't understand how she Sienna is a whore? Nobody knows what he is telling for her to be dancing on his cock
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Uhhh... wouldn't Sienna knowing he has a wife and 4 kids be enough to prove that she's a whore?
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
I don't care if Sienna fucks the entire SAG membership, I'm tired of looking at her sun-kissed bee stings. Okay maybe I'm just a little jealous.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 18, 2008 - 2:22pm.
I still don't understand how she Sienna is a whore? Nobody knows what he is telling for her to be dancing on his cock. So what she fucks for money and having fun she's not married. Nobody knows if the wife stop sucking on his dick juices and he's horny and want's to get laid. He has money and that's the bottom line and he can do whatever. The wife should play her position and either get a lover or just take care of the kids and chill. If he's just fucking around he will come on home. If he ask her for divorce she's going to get paid, who cares!!!
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good points, & because he keeps giving the paps such great opportunities to be "caught," I suspect he's already separated with Mrs. Getty/divorce is in the works. I really think these two fuckwits think this is a great way to revive their careers. And now out because can't believe I'm risking carpal tunnel over Sierra Miller's cooch and whathisface's greasy dick.
To the person that said Balthazar is rich and can do whatever he wants-ummmmm, no. Just because you have money does not mean you can run around doing whatever you want. Some things are more important than money, like you're wife's dignity and the well-being of your children.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 18, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Ummmm, I'll take (c) All of the above, & some rugelach if you've got any left over.
Sad, sad, sad. I can't wait to see karma break this whore.
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