Friday, July 18th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Jessica Biel should really put that hickey cover over her fake trout lips instead - Lainey Gossip
Brittany Murphy can touch her toes (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Reggie Bush shows it off in Spain - Towleroad
Audrina "Ceiling Eyes" Patridge is all about her tittays - Egotastic!
Rachel Bilson needs a new pair of shorts - Hollywood Tuna
Kelly Brook with some hot dude in a top hat - IDLYITW
Vanessa Hudgens is whoring herself out for some coffee brand - Just Jared
Schwarzenegger vs. Schwarzenegger - Cityrag
Mimi might terrorize Las Vegas - Hollywood Rag
Balthazar Getty giving Sienna Miller a breast exam - Popsugar
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I don't know what's worse, Jessica Biel's surgically dehanced lips or her greasy bangs.
And Sienna's mother probably doesn't care, she's just thrilled her slut of a daughter is banging a Getty.
When did Jessica Biel turn into such an ugly beast ?????????
Sienna is a big whore.............
"Dad, I think he's gonna pork her"
"Russ, they're European, that's what they do"
"Dad, they're from Akron"
"Okay. He is gonna pork her"
I hope Baltazar's pockets are as deep as Sienna's throat. I hope his wife robs his ass silly in divorce court.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 18, 2008 - 6:27pm.
ITA - but I take offence at whoever said that this kind of behaviour is "European" and ok. Sienna is a skank of the highest degree and her newest conquest is a degenerate lowlife.
Submitted by Red on July 18, 2008 - 3:25pm.
be, but this kind of behaviour is not accepted. The "other woman" is NEVER paraded around in public like this!
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Unless both she and the man are WHORES!!!!!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Sienna is a whore, yes, but there is no word for what this Getty guy is. How can he disrespect the mother of his children like this over a bitch who won't be around in a couple of weeks?
I'm disgusted, and I'm a European woman no less. Most Europeans are less uptight about sex and nudity than Americans seem to be, but this kind of behaviour is not accepted. The "other woman" is NEVER paraded around in public like this!
Wow Jessica's top lip is way out of proportion with her bottom lip.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by xxyxz on July 18, 2008 - 6:16pm
I lurrrrves you right back, doll!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
@xxyxz
If you feel better...my work here is done.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Mrs. K and Kizzy
I lurves you two silly sluts. I was having a bad day...But I feel better now
Submitted by xxyxz on July 18, 2008 - 6:12pm
Ooooh, talk dirty to me baby, you know I love it...ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I am a low rent whore but someday I hope to be movin' on up to the east side
to a deluxe apartment in the sky hi hi
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Kizzy,
Thanks! you're pretty whorish yourself
xoxo
Submitted by xxyxz on July 18, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Mrs.K
So you're saying I'm NOT a whore!
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um, at this point I am so famischt I don't know potato kugel from noodle kugel, but, yeah, you ain't no whore!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by xxyxz on July 18, 2008 - 6:04pm.
Girl, you know you iz a hwat sluuuuuut!!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 18, 2008 - 6:01pm.
WORD!! Tell it, tell it!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Mrs.K
So you're saying I'm NOT a whore!
*wipes 5-head*
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 18, 2008 - 1:37pm.
At least we come here and form a dialogue.
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Yes we do...thank god, it's just that a lot of us are having a hard time understanding why you don't understand why we think Sienna AND Getty are whores.
A woman who goes after or responds to the advances of a married man is a whore.
A married man who goes after a woman who isn't his wife is a whore.
A man who goes after or responds to the advances of a married woman is a whore, in our book.
A married woman who goes after a man not her husband is a whore.
See?
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Bangee, Benji's redneck cousin.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
i personally am glad i took the time to read part of this thread. i had no idea EVERY aspect of a man's existence revolved around finding someone to unfaithfully fuck and throw away when the next comes along. excuse me now, i have to go reevaluate my life.
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 18, 2008 - 12:37pm.
@RaidoSiren, Sex sells and that is the bottom line.
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Oh, I know sex sells. But I also know there are so many more substantial things in life than sex.
Island Girl & everyone else: I think I am ALWAYS the bangee. It just always seems to work out that way.
P.S. That was fucking hilarious!
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Ok, I now have tears streaming down my cheeks. Thank god most of my coworkers are slackers and took off already!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Stoney on July 18, 2008 - 4:46pm.
I know you did, hun, I was just being a smartass :D
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by islandgirl on July 18, 2008 - 3:46pm.
ROTFLMAO!!
I was wondering if it was some kind of wailing woman/bungee hybrid. Scary!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
IG,
"I was a bangee once. He was the banger"
Bwhahahahahaa!! Comment of the day!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
I was a bangee once. He was the banger.
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Póg ma thoin.
Oh I KNEW what it meant...
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 18, 2008 - 4:37pm.
I am not married, and believe me, I am not shrieking like a banshee, I save that for my sexytimes with Mr.Snugglebunny, and HE saves HIS yodeling like a SwissMiss for ME. I put the Kizzap on dat bootay. He's also a good man, with a solid moral center. (edited due to brainfart)
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Stoney on July 18, 2008 - 4:41pm.
What's a bangee?
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bangee=banshee
Aren't you glad I translate? ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Stoney,
A delicate BANG?
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
craigslist?
well that explains it all
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
What's a bangee?
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
@Kizzy, calm down. Viagra is practically for free for old gezzers to fuck.Porn is billion dollar industry, Craigslist is max out all over the world on married men who want to fuck women, men, twinks. All I am saying that men out their fuck. It doesn't matter if I know them or not. If you know them or not. They fuck, behind your back, in front of you, whatever, its reality. If your husband is faithful good for and good bless you, you know how to twirll his cock in your mouth and sing dance on his dick. How old are you, for u to be screaming like a bangee on something so trivial?
@RaidoSiren, Sex sells and that is the bottom line.
Getting a rise? For what? I thought we come here to have conversations. Seeing a lot of First, second, on other website makes me think these people are shit for brains. At least we come here and form a dialogue.
Submitted by peaches on July 18, 2008 - 4:29pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 4:11pm
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Thanks doll, I'm glad you like!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 4:11pm.
LOL! Jizzbags!!! hahaha! I like that one!!!!
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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 18, 2008 - 12:03pm.
^^^^^^^^^^^
This is the sad result when society makes EVERYTHING about sex and ME ME ME.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
_Submitted by xxyxz on July 18, 2008 - 4:12pm.
lalalalalalalallalalalalalaCATZ!
ize on your compooter screenz talking bouts cummin in yer huzbands arze and ize vary millitantz abouts itz!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
somebody sounds like lalalalalal
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 18, 2008 - 4:03pm
Just because all the men you've known are total fucking jizzbags doesn't mean there aren't some who actually do have morals, and self-control. Not every man cheats. There are some that aren't selfish, self-centered fucktards that can only think with their dicks.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 18, 2008 - 4:03pm.
simple arent you? Very simple.
Not a lot of room for complicated thoughts beyond getting rocks off.
there is more to life then cleaning cum off of your pleather hot pants
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 18, 2008 - 1:03pm.
everybody is out for themselves especially if there is a good dick and orgasm is involve.
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Not everyone is out for themselves. Only the whores.
And please, I do not "bug out." I'm not even sure what "bugging out" is, but is sounds very itchy.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
@Mrs. Kravitz, you are bugging out!! I am not judging you. The bottom line is you're bills are getting paid. No one here is sending you a check when it's due but him. Bravo to you. Serious!!!
Don't feel sorry me Kizzy men fuck around it's a fact. If you are a wife and you not giving up the ass somebody else will and lovingly sucking on his cock. Let's not bury our heads in the sand
Who's really thinking, oh my god, I am betraying my spouse everybody is out for themselves especially if there is a good dick and orgasm is involve.
Sienna looks like one of those girls that never learned to wipe front to back.
poo poo taco!
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 3:42pm.
WORD.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
You just know Sienna doesn't have any real girlfriends that will smack her upside the head and drag her ass home. Whores never do. And where's her mother? If that were my daughter I would be on the first plane to Italy and take her home in a straight jacket after seeing those pictures! She must have no one that loves her enough to tell it like it is. Maybe that's why she's such a ho. Sad!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
_Submitted by Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 3:42pm.
There is a world of difference between having an open mind sexually and thinking it is okay to betray someone. I do not care if you are from Cleveland, Chelsea or Carcassonne.
YES that is what i meant but i like didnt say it cause like im not all together here up you know *looks around and points to head* *whispers*
thereeeee.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
There is a world of difference between having an open mind sexually and thinking it is okay to betray someone. I do not care if you are from Cleveland, Chelsea or Carcassonne.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Europeans are not as uptight as Americans when it comes to sex.
But this is not quite the same when you throw Sienna into the mix.
She is a HO to her heart!
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by FatMartha on July 18, 2008 - 11:00am.
"Europeans are not uptight like americans when it comes to having sex with other people"
Bitch that ain't something to be proud of!
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WORD!......
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Submitted by LoLo on July 18, 2008 - 11:12am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 18, 2008 - 3:08pm.
Is it not funny when people say that crap about europeans not being uptight about sex, yest every european woman i know still has a heart that breaks when she is hurt.
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and WORD!
Ya know, I think it's so funny when apologists for people like Sienna break out the tired excuses about Europeans being so much more enlightened. They always tend to blur the line between an openness about sexuality and carrying that permissive attitude too far, like saying it's fine to betray other people and use horniness as an a-okay excuse for it. I'm pretty sure there are women in Europe who still value their husbands' love and faithfulness above money. If not, Allah help us all.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl