Monday, July 21st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 18th!
Yosi and Toshi's public demonstration of a "69" was an epic failure. - Pusha
Runners-up:
And wrestler HomoLoco takes down Teabag the Terrible with his signature move: the coxygen mask - Mary Brown
Hulk Hogan said it was really no big deal that he gave the mole on Nick's penis an inspection with his mouth since he had changed Nick's diaper as a baby. - LoLo
Congrats LoLo pusha and Mary Brown
Congrats to all winners!
Ever notice that the winning captions are usually always on the first three pages of submitted responses (which means they're the last pages if you're looking at them in order)? Are the winners chosen before everyone's getting their submissions in? 'Cause I've seen some fucking *funny* responses that were sometimes better than the winning ones. Just sayin'.
Still, congrats to those who won! Great job!
:)
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Mary Brown and Lolo....VERY FUNNY.
congrats....
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"Through their own words, they will be exposed; they got a severe case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes"
- Sinead O'Connor
Congrats winners!! WTG LoLo, you hwat sluuuuut!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
OHHH SHIZ! Spank you MK!
Mary Brown and Pusha you awesome sluts!
All of the captions were stinking hilarious!
APHID!hwat bitch aphid!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LMFAO @ coxygen mask Mary Brown! Congrats weiners!
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Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
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Congrats to all the winners!!
Also liked WTFOMGLOL's 'Vision Quest' post and Aphid's 'Downey' post....
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
hahahaha lolo's is my favorite!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Have a whiff of what the cock is cooking!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Caca Mia, here I go again. My, my, how could I resist poo?
====If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in 'queer' to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."====
Jesus, is this another one of those Febreze commercials again??
good head.
I'm the weiner!
After catching a whiff of Paris' cooze, Tanaka didn't survive, and Bruno had to mask the odor with something that smelled better.
Nacho Libre's signature move, The Camel Toe Clutch!
Comment 1:
I guess it's true what they say...Paris will just take it if she wants it.
Comment 2:
THIS is why they threw Khloe Kardashian's ass out of jail so fast.
Madonna was stunned to discover that it was Guy who was the cause of the Rodriguez divorce...
Finally...Tom Cruise and Will Smith's weekly Scientology cleansing ritual is captured on film!!!
I drink your milkshake!
Tonight on BRAVO! Sportz...
"Maddox and Pax, stop playing "Mommy and Jenny Shimizo" and go to bed!
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Chad finally understood why his mother said never leave the house in dirty underwear.
Caught on film, the very rarely seen 63 position.
There's something about this wrestling match that doesn't pass the "smell test".
He later confessed it was his new peak-a-boo move that brought down his opponent
Michael Lohan will do anything to avoid paying more child support
When bill asked gary if he wanted some 'china white' this isn't what he had in mind
Stephen surveyed his handiwork, marvelling at the effect 'jesus juice' had on his friends
As Bill basks in his post climatic afterglow - Henry desperately tries to escape - vowing never to mix tequila, his meds, foreign countries, floral arrangements and belief in Bill when he says 'c'mon it'll be fun' EVER AGAIN!
Gary finally figured out a way to get a hair transplant and squash someone's nuts at the same time
Talk about going "head to head".
Lost In Translation....
It's a Japanese thing.
"..ok, now, what was that you use again...snuggle? or was it downy...mmmm so fresh and so clean!
OK TOMMY GIRL,DON'T YOU THINK THAT BECKS HAD ENOUGH ORAL PLEASURE....I KNOW YOU LOVE THE PEEN BUT GIVE YOUR LIPS A BREAK!!!!!
Now THAT'S what I call Downey fresh!
... and then I put it over my face like this and I smell it... supastah!
I don't have a caption, but I just can't stop laughing...where the hell do you get these pics?!? :)
Impersonating Justin Timberlake's role in "The Love Guru" by using a human head instead of ball implants.
Smells like fun!
Hogan Blows Best
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! The new Middle-Weight 69-ing Champion of the World: Pete Wentz!
====If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in 'queer' to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."====
The light at the end of the tunnel never smelled so fresh and sweet as this.
...I see dead fecal
====If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in 'queer' to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."====
After several blows to the head, confused and allegedly "manic" former champion did the unthinkable... suicide by ballsack asphyxiation.
how to squeeze 5 days out of 4 day underwear.
Even with drawn butter, these crabs still taste funny.
Polish Dutch Oven
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Can you smell what the Rock Hard is cooking?