It's About Time
"Desperate Housewives" was only hot during season 1 and then it quickly became a borefest. I blame Eva LongWHORIA. The show's creator, Marc Cherry, said that this shit will end after season 7. Season 5 will begin airing in the fall.
He said, "I love working with these gals, but the idea of letting anyone else take the show from me kind of makes me sad and sick to my stomach. Of course, this could be some clever ruse on my part to get tremendous amounts of money in season eight, but who knows." Ugh. Why did he have to say that last part? It's probably the truth.
Season 7 can't come sooner! After the finale, LongWHORIA will quickly go from Direct-to-DVD star to Lifetime movie star to Skinemax star to reality star to completely dropping off the face of the planet. It will be a long journey to an Eva-free world, but there's light at the end of the tunnel.
HA! Like those ho's would be caught dead near a laundromat.
Submitted by StewieGriffin on July 18, 2008 - 8:09pm.
StewieG, I'm with you on that. I just don't 'get it'? I tried watching a long assed time ago and about fell asleep with the remote.
Kinda makes ya wish there was a 'rumble' feature on your remote though eh? hehehehehe
They are moving to the future in Season 5 and I guess doing flashbacks to explain the past. Lets see.... Damages and Lost have done it better so just cancel this crap now. The only person that can act in that show is Marcia Cross. ____________________________________________
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7 seasons?! I had no idea they made it past season 2. I haven't seen a single episode, and I don't plan on changing that.
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um you mean that sh*t is still on? Seriously, who the F watches that?
"The show's creator, Marc Cherry, said that this shit will end after season 7. Season 5 will begin airing in the fall."
Awww, he don't have to wait that long. Cancel that crap now!
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Sorry again being honest... I love Eva. Met her in San Antonio with Tony Parker and they were so nice and down to Earth. Met at a Sun Harvest grocery store. She is so much prettier up close.
O!I love Desperate Housewives
I just wish there was more bitch fighting between them
I mean, who doesnt want to see Housewives bitch slap each other, and pulling of each others hair.
That would be awesome to watch!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 18, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Then my work here is done.
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This show used to be so great. Based on the finale of last season - next season is probably going to suck.
I tried watching this show and it could not sustain my interest, I never got it.
I never got Grey's Anatomy either.
Both of this programs, IMO are unwatchable.
I do love LOST though....
Submitted by kdracofan on July 18, 2008 - 11:10am.
I laughed my ass off and I wasn't even stoned!!!!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Mrs. K: My coworker is lending me Flight of the Concords' dvd....!
(thank you for the heads-up anyway)
Submitted by kdracofan on July 18, 2008 - 11:03am.
For some really good TV, rent HBO's Flight of the Conchords.
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Mrs.Kravitz on July 18, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on July 18, 2008 - 10:57am.
I am proud to say I've never seen this show...actually I haven't seen most shows.
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Submitted by kdracofan on July 18, 2008 - 10:57am.
I am proud to say I've never seen this show...actually I haven't seen most shows.
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Gimme five, sistah!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
I am proud to say I've never seen this show...actually I haven't seen most shows.
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I have enjoyed the show until the last five minutes of this past season. That flash-forward business is a bunch of crap and he's likely ruined it for good now. I bet it will be canceled before it even makes it to season 7.
SEPT 28 and counting. ;P
I LIKE DH. :) didn't like the FF in the last seasons epi though.
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Submitted by FatMartha on July 18, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Even if he's completely fug you can just put a paper bag over his face. I'd hit it.
FM, OR just tell him to keep his head in the dryer!
I haven't seen a single episode.
After Mario Lopez lost on Dancing with stars, I can't waste my time looking at these stupid shows and getting caught up and getting nowhere but just losing hrs of my life and brain cells watching these shows. I radther get high and lose brain cells. These shows are time wasters. No wonder know one is watching t.v.
Submitted by . on July 18, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Am I the only one who wants to dry hump the handy-man with the tool-belt tan and his head in one of the dryers?
Even if he's completely fug you can just put a paper bag over his face. I'd hit it.
Gosh, Michael K. I love you so much! But I love you even more because you HATE EVA as MUCH AS I DO!!! I HATE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and her LISP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree, the first season hooked me, then I completely lost interest.
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Am I the only one who wants to dry hump the handy-man with the tool-belt tan and his head in one of the dryers?
I don't watch this show so that's all I got.
Submitted by RichBitch on July 18, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Not excited baout that either. I was sad to see Lynette's kids were shit heads. I liked the characters as they were.
Well I thought Season 4 was a decent return to form after the shite of Seasons 2 and 3. I'm glad they will be ending it though, still worried about the retarded leap into the future they pulled at the end of last season.
Submitted by MAD on July 18, 2008 - 11:42am.
I saw Eva on Oprah once and she was quoted (loosely) as saying 'everyone IN THE WORLD has seen Desperate Housewives'..!!! I hadn't seen the show at the time, and I can still boast that I HAVE NOT WATCHED ONE EPISODE OF THAT SHOW!! However, I don't really watch TV so whether or not my opinion matters is up for debate.
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Well, I watch TV and I've never watched Desperate Housewives. Why watch that when I could watch Seinfeld, The Simpsons, South Park, Futurama, The Daily Show, The Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, or anything else with substance?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I saw Eva on Oprah once and she was quoted (loosely) as saying 'everyone IN THE WORLD has seen Desperate Housewives'..!!! I hadn't seen the show at the time, and I can still boast that I HAVE NOT WATCHED ONE EPISODE OF THAT SHOW!! However, I don't really watch TV so whether or not my opinion matters is up for debate.
Maybe you should call her Eva LongBOR-E-uh.
These shows suck so hard. All of them.
No wonder why I stick to cartoon network.
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Submitted by Always Sunny on July 18, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 12:31pm
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I love that one, too, I so can't wait for it to come back on!! That one's got ALL the best sleaze and cheese!!
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I haven't watched this crap since season 2....yawn fest
If HBO's "In Treatment" was a nighttime soap, that shit was my favorite. Does anyone know if it's coming back?
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 12:31pm.
@LCT--That one made me cry, too!!
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haha I just youtube'd it and I'm all teary eyed at work. That was such a good episode. I think Felicity steals the show. She was really good in the tornado one too.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 12:31pm.
I miss good nighttime soaps too, but this one doesn't give me my fix. Only liked the 1st season. Check out Dirty Sexy Money when it comes back on, it's got all that trashy drama that I loves.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 18, 2008 - 11:25am.
I don't mean to offend, but I think you forgot about Wino's fatal overdose in some alley, Parisite's stripping of her fortune & becoming homeless, & Shitney being locked into the apt. over the garage at Jamie Lynn's house ...
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Submitted by Sensimina on July 18, 2008 - 12:26pm.
I know, right? Like anyone was missing her. Go back to where you 'come back' from, Teri!
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I'm addicted to this show, and I'm fully prepared to be flambeed. I am not a fan of the individual actresses per se, but I love the show. I guess I just miss soap operas, ROFL
@LCT--That one made me cry, too!!
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AMEN BITCHES!
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I've seen a few episodes, and I think this show will catapult those worthy of being vaulted.
Like Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross.
The rest of them can suck a small peen.
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Ok Longwhoria, that's your cue, time to get knocked up.
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I don't know what was worse, people wetting themselves over the Days Inn/Econo Lodge maid LongWhoria or the brouhaha over Teri Hatcher and her fucking "comeback". Either way, this show has been nothing but cruel to my nerves.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
That's only because the life expectancy of an elf is about 7 years anyway.
Eva Longoria is the luckiest non-talent on the small screen.
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I'm surprised Felicity hasn't left the show. She could do much better.
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I was really digging Desperate Housewives until this season. Although, my favourite episode ever is the one where Lynette finds out she's in remission, and then breaks down after she's found out the possum is dead.. ugh, that one actually make me cry.
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