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White Oprah, just collect your baggy of boogie sugar, head to the nearest stall, lock the door and stay in there all night. When you're done with that, use your Dyson nose to get all the crumbs underneath my refrigerator. Thank you.

This bitch is so nasty! If she was a Looney Tunes character, her name would be Cokey Pig. Everything from her artificial hair to her fake tan can be found at your local Rite-Aid. She's lucky that she was blessed with such beautiful veneers. That way she can easily "cut n' snort" without the use of a credit card.

White Oprah and HoHan's brother, Michael Lohan Jr. (he needs a name change), showed up to that Sephora party last night in NYC. It looks like Michael pisssed his pants. Can you blame him? Try holding your bladder while standing that close to White Oprah. Mission impossible.

Wenn, Wireimage

Submitted by . on July 20, 2008 - 2:09am.

Submitted by Manimal5 on July 20, 2008 - 1:35am.

White Hoprahs hands up in the air looks like a BO check gone horribly wrong.

Mani, Mary Katherine Gallagher would be so proud!

Submitted by Manimal5 on July 20, 2008 - 2:05am.

White Hoprahs hands up in the air looks like a BO check gone horribly wrong.

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Submitted by mirror-mirror-o... on July 19, 2008 - 2:56pm.

What a bunch of nasty asses ....

Submitted by kbug on July 19, 2008 - 12:35pm.

You can take the trash out of the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the trash....or something.

Submitted by IWannaBeMonicaB... on July 19, 2008 - 5:10am.

Christ, no wonder poor Lindsay is so fucked up.

Submitted by Oonagh on July 18, 2008 - 9:34pm.

Seriously, is that coke up her right nostril?

Submitted by Disco Punk-Rockah on July 18, 2008 - 7:43pm.

I love how MK just posts this random rant on WO... Out of no where!!! HAHAHA!

Submitted by RJII on July 18, 2008 - 6:45pm.

cut and snort- lol

Submitted by annobanano on July 18, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Did you ever see Tracy Ullman's White Oprah impression on her State of the Union show

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it was hillarious. i think of it everytime i see white oprah
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Submitted by ericapf on July 18, 2008 - 6:01pm.

seeing the mother, I actually feel sorry for Lindsay. Bitch never stood a chance.

Submitted by tweedlebugb on July 18, 2008 - 4:57pm.

what a dumb crack whore

Submitted by Euphoria on July 18, 2008 - 4:41pm.

I despise this Long Island white trash cunt of a whore's mother.

Submitted by Possum on July 18, 2008 - 4:16pm.

Did she borrow Ali's Bonne Bell pink lip gloss? It looks hideous on her.

She's of the delusion that if she dresses and does her hair/makeup like a 15-year-old, she'll fool everyone into thinking she's young. Stupid hag.

Submitted by Leatherette on July 18, 2008 - 3:43pm.

I can smell her Marlboro and Tic Tac breath from here.

Submitted by ☆ Shonathan Hilton ☆ on July 18, 2008 - 3:14pm.

The Lohan son is cute
I mean i thought he was gonna so hot and sexy
but no.
he is just cute.

Uhmm...
Why do people hate Dina?
I just dont get it?
I mean i need a reason to hate her myself

GIVE ME A SIGN!
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!

www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch

Submitted by weenielover on July 18, 2008 - 3:10pm.

he's a cute kid. For god's sake..how many are there??
mom is a pathetic, egocentered, leather-skinned, bleached out whorebag living vicariously through her children. HoRo is the tragic proof.

Submitted by letinstar on July 18, 2008 - 2:55pm.

and this is why dina is long island's mother of the year....

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be honest...is my wig on straight?

Submitted by TexnDoc on July 18, 2008 - 2:28pm.

She has exactly ONE famous off-spring and have you read that one's engagement calendar lately? I'm saying White Oprah should think becoming Jackie Stallone, headband and everything. She could be quite funny on talk shows.

Submitted by annobanano on July 18, 2008 - 2:26pm.

Did you ever see Tracy Ullman's White Oprah impression on her State of the Union show? Freaking hilarious. And her David Beckham is outstanding.

Submitted by WinosNeighbour on July 18, 2008 - 2:25pm.

*thinks the little brother looks kinda sorta really mega hot

Submitted by choco starfish on July 18, 2008 - 2:19pm.

Submitted by TexnDoc on July 18, 2008 - 1:41pm.
If White Oprah quit the sex-kitten act and went with the more plausible over the top crazy-stage mother one (I'm thinking purple eyeshadow and cat's eye sunglasses - she may keep the current hair), she might even be kitsch or camp.
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Say what u will about her, shes the reason her offspring becmane so famous.

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Girl I love yo big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin like youre so damn cute
Let a real ni**a just knock them boots

Submitted by TexnDoc on July 18, 2008 - 2:11pm.

If White Oprah quit the sex-kitten act and went with the more plausible over the top crazy-stage mother one (I'm thinking purple eyeshadow and cat's eye sunglasses - she may keep the current hair), she might even be kitsch or camp.

Submitted by BoyWonder on July 18, 2008 - 1:59pm.

I can't imagine being apart of her family. They are such a mess. Ali better get the hell out from now! She's already turning into an underage skank! Ugh! I'm so ashamed to be part of my generation sometimes...
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Submitted by LoLo on July 18, 2008 - 1:59pm.

Cue Luney Tunes Music

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 18, 2008 - 1:57pm.

GIVE DINA A BREAK!! she just respects her kids dreams! they wanted to be stars!..she just leads them they way and supports them!..if you watched living lohan u'd see shes a great mum! i love her and her kids! she spendz alot of time with her kids! she didnt expose them to drugs! that isnt her falut she didnt give them a joint and say here smoke this!?! leave her alone! i love the lohans..hiltons..spears! they are great ppl with wonderful talents!

~At Jack In The Box.. the fast food resturant..Jack likes to jack-oFF iN the box.. to get people to buy hamburgers~!!

LMAO!!!

Submitted by Sandbitch on July 18, 2008 - 1:56pm.

@G.I.G.Sandbitch Your Avie! Is that John Pertwee as "worzel gummidge"?? I love it!

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Yep! 'tis he! Dina Lohan reminded me of Worzel, so I changed my avie in his honour!

Submitted by Green Is Good on July 18, 2008 - 1:34pm.

Sandbitch Your Avie! Is that John Pertwee as "worzel gummidge"?? I love it!

Submitted by Green Is Good on July 18, 2008 - 1:32pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 18, 2008 - 11:03am.

GIG:

Dina DOES NOT "party" with her kids! She is there as their "manager"!

slanderer!
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Ha Ha Ha Ha! Now THAT is perfect excuse for screwing up her kids.

Submitted by Sandbitch on July 18, 2008 - 1:21pm.

If she looks like this *after* hair and make-up then she must look like my avie without it.

Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 18, 2008 - 1:19pm.

I caught a couple episodes of the Lohan show this week. Fuck man, something must be wrong with me because I actually have an ounce of sympathy for the Lohan kids. Ali is being overworked just like her sister. Wonder when it's Cody's turn to pedal the money machine? Dina L is a fucking slave driving cunt & her victims are her children. Oh and I never realized it but Dina is pronounced DEEN-uh, not DINE-uh(Another reason to hate her more...pronounce your GD name how it's spelled!!). Fucking pig whore of a mother. Why can't these parents be brought up on child abuse or neglect charges? God DAMN I love my mom. I hope my kids feel the same way about me. I can't imagine making my child work in an adult world, giving them adult decisions to make and exposing them to all kinds of pervs, users, drugs, etc. All in the name of money and half-assed, short-lived fame. Oh and a shitty reality show. Yeah, that's work fucking up your child for! *thunk!*

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Submitted by boomsy on July 18, 2008 - 1:16pm.

You know, my mom is rather embarrassing but I think if Dina was my mother I'd hide in my house before I'd be seen in public with her.

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Submitted by MAD on July 18, 2008 - 1:15pm.

That is her brother?? Does anyone else think he's kinda hot??? In a Scott Baio kinda way?

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 18, 2008 - 1:14pm.

ha great minds, boomsy!

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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 18, 2008 - 1:14pm.

Vom. and poor Lindsay sure did inherit her mom's nasty ass legs.

Submitted by boomsy on July 18, 2008 - 1:13pm.

Eww, what the hell is wrong with her legs? They look burnt to a crisp. Nastiness.

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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J

Submitted by Always Sunny on July 18, 2008 - 12:58pm.

Submitted by FireCat on July 18, 2008 - 12:01pm.

Always Sunny- LOVE your avie!
OWEEEEEEN!!!!!!

Thanks, doll. Yours is almost as cute!

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Submitted by poppy on July 18, 2008 - 12:50pm.

Lindsay is the only lucky Lohan child to not get their mom's fugly ass nose.

Submitted by Carmeloh on July 18, 2008 - 12:43pm.

Dina is such an inspiration to mothers everywhere...
*snicker snicker* I tried not to crack up, promise.

Submitted by Deb on July 18, 2008 - 12:42pm.

Yeah, she's amped and loving the attention as much as the coke.
I'm only grateful I don't have to hear that voice of hers.
Poor Lindsay, Alli, and Schlubb Jr.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by angel_i on July 18, 2008 - 12:39pm.

LOL! I swear, in every pic, Michael Lohan looks like a kidnap victim who's been told he'll get his head blown off if he doesn't act "natural".

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Submitted by LoLo on July 18, 2008 - 12:36pm.

I have done shots with my mom and dad at a kareoke party. But were are some Mardi Gras sons of bitches. And my mom is not a whore.....
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Submitted by El Bastardo on July 18, 2008 - 12:35pm.

Did he spurt his load cos his Mother and Lindsay were all over him? Damn, if he did he needs to get a girlfriend NOW!!!

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 18, 2008 - 12:34pm.

Give it up Dina! You are trying to hang out with 20 year olds and you are a 40 something has-been that never was!!!!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 18, 2008 - 12:33pm.

GIG:

Dina DOES NOT "party" with her kids! She is there as their "manager"!

slanderer!

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 18, 2008 - 12:32pm.

"Michael Lohan Jr. (he needs a name change)"

How about Michelob Lohan Jr.

She is a horrid site.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by FireCat on July 18, 2008 - 12:31pm.

Always Sunny- LOVE your avie!
OWEEEEEEN!!!!!!

White collar conservative
flashin down the street
pointing his
plastic finger at me

Submitted by FireCat on July 18, 2008 - 12:30pm.

My mom was a late blooming hippie who left us alone for three weeks to go to the Bahamas when we were 5, 10 and 11. She's still mother of the century next to this nut.
And keep up the tanning! You'll look like a peat bog mummy with a straw wig, but gosh, won't you be cool!

White collar conservative
flashin down the street
pointing his
plastic finger at me

Submitted by Green Is Good on July 18, 2008 - 12:29pm.

Oh yeah, Dinasaurus. That's SO normal and healthy partying with your kids.

I gather Linds Blowhan isn't trying to stay sober anymore. Way to avoid a dangerous situation, especially since her Mom is a huge cokehead, too.

Submitted by MissCleo on July 18, 2008 - 12:27pm.

*backin dat azz on KD*
Too much booty in the pants!!

OT: LiLo is desperately trying to inch away from her. She was probably shocked to see her. I'm surprised her father wasn't stalking her on the red carpet. Scumbag, asshole.

Submitted by chowgirl69 on July 18, 2008 - 12:26pm.

This bitch sooooo reminds me of an ex co-worker of mine. My nickname for her was in fact Cow-Cunt. She was in her 40's with the bleached blonde straw on the top of her head, the tan and the fuckin' pleather mini-skirts (yup, you heard that right, PLEATHER!!!) She was a raging psycho, nasty bitch who'd been divorced twice and was trolling for #3. Unfortunately, she has since snagged some poor rich old fucker and latched on to him like a fucking bloodsucker. He bought her a brand new Benz, paid off her condo and Cow-Cunt no longer has to work for a living.....ARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Anyhoo....I can't stand this Dina Lohan twat, lmfao.

Submitted by kdracofan on July 18, 2008 - 12:24pm.

MissCleo on July 18, 2008 - 11:47am.
*doing 'running man' for Miss Cleo......*
what up my hoosh!

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