Friday, July 18th 2008
Coming Out
Just because HoHan is licking up SamRo's lezzy water does not mean she needs to copy her style. Leave your hat on when you're bumping bacon strips, take it off when you go out in public. At least HoHan is still dressing like one of Stevie Wonder's back-up singers. That's what I call a "finger-bangin" dress.
And did HoHan get her lips done or is that from too much munching? Cooter eatin' lips!
Here's HoRo looking like two gayelles caught in the headlights at some Sephora event last night.
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Submitted by xxyxz on July 18, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Hey doll!
ROFL Coke wonk!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by xxyxz on July 18, 2008 - 12:23pm.
LCT!!!
OMFG! your AVIE!
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Can you just imagine... oh groan. I need that alone time corner now.
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
LOL
SamRo has coke wonk! gross
LCT!!!
OMFG! your AVIE!
Oklahoma ... Call me later if you can.
*edited* I'm not awake yet! :p
Xxyxz.. Yeah, fixing to leave. Call u soon! *get them clothes off*
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
I'm almost more creeped out at how much crap this bitch has crammed in her pocket.. WTF.. That bothers me.. What a fucking dyke! And she ain't even a beefy dyke at that.. Amatuer!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
People are people
So why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
People are people
So why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
Help me understand
Help me understand
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
You know what, Stoney? You are SO FUCKING RIGHT! Enabler! Enabler!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
dreamhypnotique on July 18, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Lindsay's looking better lately. Her girlfriend however looks like one of the Beastie Boys' corpses.
- She's Crafty, she gets around.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I'm sorry to all you dummies who think this bitch is clean, because those two are COKED OUT!
I mean, seriously. Look at them!
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
Lindsay's looking better lately. Her girlfriend however looks like one of the Beastie Boys' corpses.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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Submitted by . on July 18, 2008 - 11:30am.
Hey, Kizzy!
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Hey doll, I'm so sorry it took me this long to get back to you, I left the thread, and didn't see your post. I hope you have a very wonderful weekend yourself, sweetheart!! Thank you triple-much for the long smooooches!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
More like "Coked Out".
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I like SamRo a whole lot better than Hohan. I think I caught her saying "prune" up there. She looks so much better when she's not hamming it up for the camera. Even then...;s
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 18, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Holy shiza. Totally off topic but this is COOL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOqxSaW05p4
WOW! That was a trip! Thank you, LCT! So coooooooool!
Uhm SamRo? I can't hate on her. I watched "Boys don't cry" yesterday again and it's sad that people haven't come very far to accept people for people no matter what after all the shit that has happened to people who are 'different'.
Between SamRo and Rojo Caliente, those are two very ugly dykes!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Holy shiza. Totally off topic but this is COOL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOqxSaW05p4
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
Submitted by . on July 18, 2008 - 11:38am.
ahahahahaha! No wonder there is such a thing as a 'seafood taco'...I finally get it now! DOY! Gross.
Don't be too hard on the Pink Taco Train...the ocean breeze is really nice and I hear the buzz cut and flannel undies are free.
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Right you are. You will always be welcome no matter how manly, and you will always find a delectable Sage-scented toothpick on your pillow at night.
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
Thumbnail #5: MAJOR Coke Eyes.
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Both Sam and her douche brother do that same hunchback walk. Ugh.
Submitted by kacky on July 18, 2008 - 9:41am.
It's not right, two bony lesbians. At least one of them needs to be cushy. Otherwise it's just bones rattling together.
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Talk about a skeleton in the closet!! Hoo!
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Submitted by Sensimina on July 18, 2008 - 12:03pm.
Haha! No worries, you weren't bein' bitchy. :P Her reps must have been doing a good job covering it up, because I never heard those rumors. Doesn't surprise me at all though.
Yeah I've always thought Sam was her dealer or at the very least her connect. I mean what DJ DOESN'T have drug connects? Srsly.
It's not right, two bony lesbians. At least one of them needs to be cushy. Otherwise it's just bones rattling together.
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A video movie could improve your life.
I am so tired of this "is she or isn't she?" bullshit.
TMZ needs to pull her skank ass over to the curb and ask her point blank:
"are you riding the poontang parade?"
Or ask SamRo. I've known plenty of lesbians to convert a breeder riding the fence.
Ain't hard. All you need is coke and a goddamn smile.
She's halfway there.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 18, 2008 - 11:34am.
At the same time though, the policy on the Pink Taco Train is to only provide food products that either smell like seafood or look like smiles with a tongue tip sticking out.
ahahahahaha! No wonder there is such a thing as a 'seafood taco'...I finally get it now! DOY! Gross.
Don't be too hard on the Pink Taco Train...the ocean breeze is really nice and I hear the buzz cut and flannel undies are free.
Amanda Bynes ruins every thing she was in. Buffy? All that? She's gonna tank Gossip Girl fo' sho'.
Amanda Bynes is aight in my books, my bff can't stand her tho' *shrugs*
Submitted by . on July 18, 2008 - 11:30am.
LCT, you're on a roll! I'm dyin'! *fanning self* Are explicit looking zucchinis banned too?
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That's a tough one.. a little rough handling of a nice stuff zucchini could mean the end of happy zucchini times, so it could be acceptable. At the same time though, the policy on the Pink Taco Train is to only provide food products that either smell like seafood or look like smiles with a tongue tip sticking out.
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
The Breakdown: You got me there. For a while, she gained some weight, so I thought maybe she'd stopped.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Haha FatMartha, wasn't trying to be bitchy there.
I think A. Bynes turned out to be hot and pretty smart, too.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
I agree Lilo's stanky hat has to go... If they are going to copy each other's style, i had hoped it would be sam copying lilo... guess that's never gonna happen.
My fav gayelle couple has to be Anne Hathaway an Emily Blunt (both single at the same time... Suspicious!)an there were all those blind items a while back...
"singing, if I was gay for just one day, I would give it all away, yes I'd give my ass away to all of youuuuuuu"
gets on the train.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Choo-Choo here comes the Taco Train
DramaQ: Yeah I'm here silent but deadly. LOL
You guys and LiLo are making me lose my love for delicious seafood! Leave raw oysters, Clamato, tuna fish, and crab rangoons the hell out of this!
That being said, it always reminds me of this story from high school that alleged that the sluttiest girl in the school had scooped tuna salad into her cooter and made her boyfriend eat it out. I'll bet that story went around in every high school, but I still choose to believe it really happened. I mean, it was about the same slut who puked on this jock's lap while giving a blowjob during school.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Hey, Kizzy! Here's wishing you a wonderful weekend. *smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooch*
LCT, you're on a roll! I'm dyin'! *fanning self* Are explicit looking zucchinis banned too?
I need a good, ripe brie on the taco train. lol
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 18, 2008 - 11:18am
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "Ride the taco train"- another one for the Dlisted Book of Catchphrases and Other Terms!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by . on July 18, 2008 - 11:21am.
Come join us on the pink taco train! We have cooling refreshments, oyster and clam juice cocktails for everyone!
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HAHAHA! You won't find any Pigs in a Blanket here. Pickles and cucumbers are banned from the Pink Taco Train. Is that's your preference, hop on the Erectile Express. This train's going to Muffsville!
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
PSL
oh, I have nothing against Amanda, it just seems like a strange pairing.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by peaches on July 18, 2008 - 11:04am.
Hiya doll! ROFL I thought the same thing!! Samro sporting the Marty Feldman look!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Damn that bitch is creepy looking! All, like Skeletors biological daughter. I bet she's sucking blood , alright!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 18, 2008 - 11:18am.
Ride the taco train? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO! There went my coffee! Thank you for that! I needed a good belly laugh! rotfl!
Come join us on the pink taco train! We have cooling refreshments, oyster and clam juice cocktails for everyone!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 18, 2008 - 11:48am
That's true PSL... I respect her a helluva lot more than the other child "stars" that have grown up and think they can cling to their glory days. And she was really good in "Hairspray".
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 18, 2008 - 11:16am.
Blohan reminds me of a used up cocktail waitress at a roadside bar outside of Omaha, Nebraska.
Stocky, don't give her such a glowing compliment. PLEASE. I've seen some mighty fine diner/dive waitresses look ten times better than Blohan. ;)
Submitted by . on July 18, 2008 - 11:16am.
LCT? Huh? Would you like some complimentary salsa, Pico de gallo and freshly deep fried corn chips with that?
I don't want to smell nobody's taco but the one I ordered or made myself. TYVM.
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Hey now, I don't ride the taco train either. I was kind of hoping that Rojo, Cynthia and a newly plaided Lindsay could all shack up and be triplets.
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
Touche, Sensimina. :P
awww, I like Amanda Bynes!
she was in "Hairspray", and still works....I think she has more talent that a lot of the skanks out there today (ahem - LINDSAY), and we don't see pics of her stumbling out of a club with her skirt stuck in her panties......lol
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“I'm full of artificial sweetner; My heart's been deceitful, I'm faking 'I love you's, you're forcing me to...."
-No Doubt "Artificial Sweetner"
I don't know why I'm so rooting for these two to come out and enjoy themselves. I guess Lindsey just seems to happy and normal that I'm kinda happy FOR her. I hope they just go out and do it already.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 18, 2008 - 11:12am.
You know, I must admit that even though I like that Lindsay is still capable of looking like a hot woman while eating at Taco Smell, I'm disappointed that she's not Rojo Caliente the Sequelo.
LCT? Huh? Would you like some complimentary salsa, Pico de gallo and freshly deep fried corn chips with that?
I don't want to smell nobody's taco but the one I ordered or made myself. TYVM.
Pink tacos. Gross.
LMAO