Friday, July 18th 2008
Morning Wood
Who won in the battle of the plastic skanks? - USA Today
Not what is used to be: Matt Dillon & Fisher Stevens are shirtless - Jezebel
Mischa Barton is delusional - Celebitchy
Keith Urban blogs about being a daddy. Yadda...yadda - I'm Not Obsessed
Gayelles love Selma Blair - ICYDK
Three girls take on Paris - A Socialite's Life
Batman hysteria has begun - Mollygood
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LCT,
NIIIIIIIIIIIICE!
CTH,
Let me know when you are done! K!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
I wonder if Reese has veto-power over Jake's wardrobe.
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Just saw that Ronaldo has dumped Nereida Gallardo. Making plans to move forthwith to Europe, once I locate it on a mappy thing.
LCT
laughing my fucking ass off!
you're so accomadating, I'm glad your the daddy of my poo baby.
on topic
breakdown
I see your point.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 18, 2008 - 10:39am.
"settling myself on LCT's avvie's face."
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Wait... I'll find you one with tongue.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Mischa is so over, why bother interviewing her?
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“I'm full of artificial sweetner; My heart's been deceitful, I'm faking 'I love you's, you're forcing me to...."
-No Doubt "Artificial Sweetner"
I'm not completely convinced that isn't Shauna Sands.
And calling Mischa Barton a 'has-been' implies that she was something worth noting to begin with.
www.myspace.com/triston
"settling myself on LCT's avvie's face."
Misha is pretty much the definition of has-been.
made a little splash on a show that was canceled three years ago, got busted, drifts into obscurity.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by Madam Pince on July 18, 2008 - 10:35am.
Mischa Barton: “I would want to go to college for the learning, but there’s so much else that comes with that that I don’t think I need anymore.”
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There's stuff that comes with an education that she doesn't need anymore? Like, the ability to spell, proper reasoning, and close personal relationships? Makes sense...
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Wow, the guy in the photo at the Mollygood link really looks a lot like Heather Ledger's Joker. Creepy, yet cool.
Mischa Barton: “I would want to go to college for the learning, but there’s so much else that comes with that that I don’t think I need anymore.”
So you don't need to make a living, since you can't act?
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 18, 2008 - 10:25am.
Christian Bale can lick my taco box. Uh-huh!
OH MY GOD Im so going to order Mexican for lunch now. Dirty bitch! ha ha ha
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I cannot wait to see the New Batman! I was to have today off, but alas, work interfered. BLAST!
The reviews are off the hook! A+
ImpertinentVixen,
Step away from the Bale and no one gets hurt!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
I can't wait to watch the Batman movie
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
I never noticed that Bratz were cholas... God bless MK for making me more chola-aware.
CthHoff.. Thanks for the info! I should have known better than to fall for the 'ole trickery!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
oklahoma: No, it's about Reese, Jake, and her daughter in Paris.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
the ASL story is jake and reece and her daughter on vacy in paris..
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Christian Bale can lick my taco box. Uh-huh!
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
I can't get into the ASL link, but is that about her Dumb ass show, Be my BFF for $$ cause I screw over all my real BFF's?
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
bwwaaaa that brats doll is going to make the princess lick her taco box!!!!!!
somebody needs a new avvie!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Selma Blair always looks congested to me.
Barbie looks pretty happy to be on the bottom if you ask me. Scissor fight!!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!