La Pequeña As The Subway Stripper!

What I want to know is where La Pequena gets the plastic/PVC? bikini with kisses on the nipples. Now that's a store I'd like to see.

If I'd been on that train I'd have cheered like crazy. That was brilliant. He's a true comedian. Bravo!

At least LP has a sense of humour about his birth defect. I sort of love the little guy for trying to make the world laugh. He must be in to some serious shit though. Is he someone's little love monkey or what? Someone put him in a Quentin Tarentino/David Lynch production. He'd be the evil crime lord and you'd be given orders while he'd be dancing on his desk in pleather.

I saw the baby nut too....he's so freeeee about giving it up for us.

Can someone start translating this shit for us as a routine?

Can anyone tell me what that song is in the background??? It sounds familiar.

I love la pequena, but where is machine?

I love this hot little piece of sawed off sexiness.

"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08

This is gonna give me nightmares for the rest of my life.

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Potato Wave!

I always wondered what happened to the people who played on The Labyrinth with David Bowie! Only I think this has made me more uncomfortable...

Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 1:55pm.

I so love your avie!! That kitten is adorable!!

OnT: They shouldn't have made her try to get on the pole, it's obvious she can't move like that easily. Also, it's a guy, right? Her camel toe looks more like a moose knuckle than Tommygirl's.

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Thanks! :) I had the same avi since I joined Dlisted.

Oh and the answer to your question is yes, LaPequena is MK's favorite little tranny.

I have grown to adore La Pequena now. The first time MK featured her/him I didn't care to view the youtube clips. Now I'm a subscriber to her youtube page. LOL

WOW! He is a brave little fucker isn't he!

Love that little cross-dressing nugget, but she needs to work on her pole dancing moves. A little too shy for the La Pequena I know.

Submitted by Talibah on July 18, 2008 - 1:52pm.

I so love your avie!! That kitten is adorable!!

OnT: They shouldn't have made her try to get on the pole, it's obvious she can't move like that easily. Also, it's a guy, right? Her camel toe looks more like a moose knuckle than Tommygirl's.

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That little fucker scares me almost as much as the dancing bunny shit.

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the best one yet!

I LOVE IT!

What made it even better is how NO ONE on the train even looked his/her way!

This video made my day.

THANKS MK!

HAHAHAHAHA! Love the fart-to-the-beat music.

O, Pequena, I LOBS chu when chu are been so SEXAY! I notice that when Pequena pole dances on the subway no one looks. WHY?!?!

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Wow! La Pequena is packing some heat!

I have never seen any of these videos.

The stills MORE than suffice.

www.myspace.com/triston

"She's" a subtle one isn't "she"?

I will not click.... La Pequena is one of my least favorite subjects for a variety or reasons but reason #1 - he scares the beegeezus out of me!

honestly, is this a man?

I have never watched any of these videos, and do not plan on starting now.

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 18, 2008 - 10:17am.
It'd be great if the train stopped abruptly and he tumbled down the length of the car.

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Honey, if that happened I would literally die from laughter!!!

No Read, No Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason they're not saying anything is because there NYers--they're used to this crazy shit.

OK so I watched the video...as much as I love La Pequeña....this one SUCKED!

PS: I think I saw a baby nut as well. Barf.

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It'd be great if the train stopped abruptly and he tumbled down the length of the car.

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Just saw that Ronaldo has dumped Nereida Gallardo. Making plans to move forthwith to Europe, once I locate it on a mappy thing.

I don't think I can watch this, besides its still somewhat early, that still shot in the window was enough for me for the moment.

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Let's hope this trend doesn't catch on elsewhere.

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Just saw that Ronaldo has dumped Nereida Gallardo. Making plans to move forthwith to Europe, once I locate it on a mappy thing.

Submitted by Stock Broker on July 18, 2008 - 9:17am
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Hahaha that made me laugh.

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what was the mass between the legs when it cocked it's little leg up on the wall?

Submitted by letinstar on July 18, 2008 - 9:38am.
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Eggzactly what I was thinking.

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Like a train wreck with fangs. Fucking scary.

ya know what? i'm almost glad i can't see this mess at work...i just don't think i could take it...
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Priceless.

Have you ever seen the video for the song they are using, Benny Benassi's "Satisfaction"? Hilarious. If Maxim made Home Depot commercials, this is what they would look like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8w98WZ_pcw

OMG, I love how no one looks. Priceless.

I love how the people in the background are just like, "Yea, whatever. We see trolls pole dancing on the subways every day." WTF?!?! Have a sense of humor, people! I woulda been cracking up if I saw that on the subway. People act like smiling could freakin' kill them. Lighten up!
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Oh My GOD

I get a kick out of the others on the train. They look like they're trying to avoid staring but how could you NOT stare??? There's someone pole dancing in front of you on a train! You're allowed to stare!! :D

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Surfing the apocalypse.

I've been having an awful week, and this just topped it. Thanks, MK. Now I've officially flown the coop! *laughing maniacally, a'la Daffy Duck*

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Joe Francis really needs to be her agent.

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FIRST!HER TEETHS ARE FUCKING SCARY

Great, I watched that video and now I'm stuck at work needing a new pair of panties.

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

Did he come to nyc to do that because that is the same love they would have gave him.

I HAVE NO WORDS FOR THIS SHIT