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Friday, July 18th 2008
Maybe Baby

Boring couple news! Jennifer Garner's Alias co-star, Victor Garber, opened up his fat mouth and confirmed that Jennifer is knocked up with her second kid. He told UsWeekly, "Yes, she is."

Victor later told E! that his words were taken out of context. While reading this quote, I picture him sweating like a Davis Brother and stuttering like a crackhead, "I haven't confirmed that at all, no. I know they want to have another child and hopefully that's true, but I don't know that. No, I know that they are hoping to be. I just don't know that it's for sure. It's a very...personal thing." Translation: He fucked up

This shit comes right after the rumors that Jen and Ben's marriage was heading straight for the dumpster. A source said, "She is five months pregnant. They are very happy."

Back in May, Ben told the UK Time s, "And we’re going to have another baby soon, now that we’ve figured out how to do it. We want lots of kids.”

He's not lying about the just figuring out the sex part. They probably have only fucked twice. Jennifer closes her eyes the entire time while Ben stares at a picture of Matt Damon.

Congrats to Broccoli and Asparagus! Let's pass around the BAND-AIDS and go back to bed, because these two put me to fucking sleep.

Here's knocked up Jen leaving a friend's house in Santa Monica yesterday. I'm surprised to see that she drives a Lexus SUV. I picture her as a Volvo station wagon kind of ho.

Wenn

Submitted by patty cake on July 20, 2008 - 12:50am.

who cares.. and that kid is not cute..sorry

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Submitted by Cokeasian on July 19, 2008 - 6:15am.

Maybe Jennifer "Voodoo Priestess" Lopez cursed their first born. Speaking of which - when can we have more stories about that? I can totally picture her rattling chicken bones and prancing around her bedroom with a beheaded turkey (whatever) murmuring: "her belly shall disgorge an unnatural being! One which neither belongs to this world or the other..."
Out came little Violet.

Now THAT'S a story! More of that!

Though I must say she looks ok in the picture above. She's clearly more comfortable in the shadows.

Submitted by Sbeetle on July 18, 2008 - 3:04pm.

Okay, I'm shallow. All I could think of when seeing the pictures of her in white is that "I want that purse she has."

She looks like my coworker. She's super thin and if you didn't know it, you wouldn't know she was pregnant. And she's about 4 1/2- 5 months along.

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Submitted by shandi on July 18, 2008 - 1:12pm.

Wow, she's pretty thin if she really is 5 months pregnant. I've been pregnant 3 times and each time it was very visible at 5 months.

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Submitted by HollyMadison on July 18, 2008 - 12:01pm.

Ugh, no more - if you produce ugly kids, just don't have anymore! Adopt! Maybe Violet isn't going to be a full on Rumor Willis, but she ain't gonna be pretty.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 18, 2008 - 11:58am.

This spawn is not cute, so please stop lying!

I think I saw Violet on the cover of my 'Donnie Darko' DVD!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 18, 2008 - 11:57am.

If I don't see a picture of that child as soon as it pops out I will cut myself, I swear!!!!!

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Submitted by Carmeloh on July 18, 2008 - 11:53am.

I think Violet is a cute lil girl... Perhaps it the dimples that have convinced me. :)

Submitted by MissCleo on July 18, 2008 - 11:39am.

FYI - I believe the lexus is a hybrid.

Submitted by mina on July 18, 2008 - 11:00am.

You're right Stock Broker, that little girl is unpretty. It comes from her mother!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 18, 2008 - 10:45am.

why is Victor Garber talking about this? is he their new publicist?

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Submitted by Otter Pop on July 18, 2008 - 10:43am.

I love "boring" moms who adore their kids and take them everywhere. Too many fucked up parents in this world.

Submitted by Cookie123 on July 18, 2008 - 10:42am.

Actually, it is quite the other way around. It is Matt Damon who pines for Ben Affleck! Learn your gays!

Submitted by Madam Pince on July 18, 2008 - 10:19am.

You got me up for THIS, MK?

Yawn. A return to bed's looking good.

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on July 18, 2008 - 10:19am.

Jennifer Garner is very masculine looking to me. Poor Violet is going to have a big ole head and football shoulders!

Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 18, 2008 - 10:04am.

That kid is not cute and I am really sick of seeing her and Jen. Jen is annoying and a very bad actress.

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George Fuckin Michael.

Submitted by AmberWaves on July 18, 2008 - 10:04am.

Violet is a cute little girl, plain and simple. Jen's doing a good job with her, and you can't tell me otherwise.

Ben and Jen really don't show too much public affection for each other, so I hope their marriage is better on the inside than it appears from the outside.

Submitted by MAD on July 18, 2008 - 10:03am.

I totally pictured her a little environmental... an SUV... well I'm enough of an environmentalist to boycott this chick's films... AN SUV?? COME ON!!! WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL DRIVING THESE??

Submitted by oklahoma on July 18, 2008 - 9:45am.

HAHA, MK Ben is def fucking to a pic of Matt Damon.. I love to say Matts name like they do on Team America, like he's mentally derrr.. Mattt Damon derrr..

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 18, 2008 - 9:42am.

Loathe though I am to admit it, Suri Cruise is adorable. So is Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 18, 2008 - 9:31am.

Mawy ~ ah, come on give us DListed Sluts SOME credit.

I think Baby Usher is a cute kid.
Also, Salma Hayek's kid is cute.

There...I said something nice for the month. My quota has been filled.

Submitted by MissCleo on July 18, 2008 - 9:30am.

Trying to care. Nope. Don't.

Submitted by wiggwearer on July 18, 2008 - 9:28am.

'They probably have only fucked twice. Jennifer closes her eyes the entire time while Ben stares at a picture of Matt Damon.'

LOL. Everytime I start to think MK's commentaries are getting annoying or old he comes out with gold like this.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 18, 2008 - 9:26am.

I want to know why Violet looks exactly like Victor Garber.

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Submitted by AnonyMuse on July 18, 2008 - 9:25am.

Sincerely, are the tabloids EVER right ? Aren't they ashamed of being so wrong all the time ? They have to be careful, they're starting to look like Bush's administration...

Submitted by KT on July 18, 2008 - 9:21am.

i think they're considered "boring" because well.. they're normal! sometimes it's nice to see families like this i suppose.

and i agree that j-ho's kids are NOT cute either to whoever said that lol

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Submitted by forever.now on July 18, 2008 - 9:21am.

I think violet looks cute here. jen as well.

when it comes to being parents I think it is better to be a "boring couple". :)

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 18, 2008 - 9:21am.

Yeah, Violet's kinda got the Rumer curse. (Of course, neither of Rumer's parents is unfortunate looking like Garner ...)
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Submitted by Mawy on July 18, 2008 - 9:19am.

Booooring! But her kid is adorable. Damn, you people are picky with cuteness. You don't think anyone's babies are cute! All babies are cute to me, even when they're funny looking. That just makes them cuter.
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Submitted by kacky on July 18, 2008 - 9:18am.

I think Violet's cute, with the little dimples. But Jennifer looks really sick right now. Bony face and she just looks shaky.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 18, 2008 - 9:16am.

I must agree that Violet is not cute. However, Chastity Bono was cute as a child, and that did not end well. There's hope for little Violet.

I hope this means their marriage is not in trouble, but I can't see Ben Affleck doing the husband-and-dad thing permanently. Maybe he'll surprise me.

Submitted by Am on July 18, 2008 - 9:10am.

Whatever happened to "Ask her if you reallt want to know"? The only thing taken out of context is his intelligence.

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Submitted by Why.So.Serious. on July 18, 2008 - 9:10am.

I guess my mom's a Volvo station wagon kind of ho, lol.

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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 18, 2008 - 9:08am.

Ben Affleck got hard enough to fuck her?!!? Was he drunk?

Submitted by Carmeloh on July 18, 2008 - 9:08am.

Band-Aid kid huh?
Thrilling stuff... The Afflecks are snoresville indeed...

Submitted by TexnDoc on July 18, 2008 - 9:08am.

Why did you link to Band-Aids? I'm thinking it should have linked to "band-aid kids" like your thread yesterday: kids conceived to save the marriage. Sounds like it fits more. But I guess that was your point.