Nicole Kidman Goes Mattress Shopping.......
She needs a new mattress to go with the pillow she just popped out. I swear, she makes it so fucking easy. Nicky Kidman and her frosty-haired husband went mattress shopping in Nashville yesterday, just 9 days after she popped out Sunday Rose. Hopefully, Keith is the one breast feeding, because his chichis are probably bigger than Nicky's.
Nicky and Keith also found time in their busy mattress-buying schedule to send off an e-mail to friends and family, "We are in heaven. Can't stop staring at her in complete awe. Feeling incredibly blessed to have been given this precious little angel. Can't wait for you to meet her!"
They went on to write, "Her skin is so soft like cotton sateen. The only strange thing is that sometimes when we hug her, she coughs up feathers. The doctor said not to worry, and then he wrote us a referral for a psychiatrist. I don't know why he did that?"
Here's more pics of Nicky and Keith mattress shopping. In the third thumbnail, there's a sign that says "Private Sleep Room." Is that so you can test that shit out? Can you do sexy times in there? That shit would be perfect for hookers on a budget!
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At least she would have looked like she swallowed a basketball like my uncle's wife did. She was even skinnier than Nicole and didn't gain any weight, except in the belly area because that's where the baby was physically. She might have gained 20 lbs and weighed 115 lbs instead of 95 lbs. She was MAD skinny even during pregnancy! Sometimes thin women don't get any weight whatsoever even if they're preggers. I think I weighed more than her at the time, so I might as well have been pregnant for her!
Your face!
Submitted by mccullen on July 17, 2008 - 8:43pm.
i don't know how you guys can tell that she has no tits underneath her denim jacket, but personally, i'm more weirded out by the sight of nicole kidman in chucks. she wears chucks? weird.
it's kind of like seeing shauna sand in doc martens.
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Damnnit! You made me go and look!
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
i don't know how you guys can tell that she has no tits underneath her denim jacket, but personally, i'm more weirded out by the sight of nicole kidman in chucks. she wears chucks? weird.
it's kind of like seeing shauna sand in doc martens.
omg. I'm still wiping the tears. Too funny. Thanks for that.
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Bull she had no baby! Her sister had it for her!
Submitted by Hekki on July 17, 2008 - 8:14pm.
I was pooh-poohing the idea that it was a fake pregnancy. But the fact that she has NO BOOBS is making me skeptical
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Exactly what I was thinking. The chichci explosion is something that you have no control over.
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“The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.” ~Rudyard Kipling
Not all women get huge when they are pregnant.
My mom who is in no way ANO, only gained 16 pounds while pregnant.
I weighed 6 pounds 14 oz at birth.
She was perfectly healthy and so was I.
My mom also recovered and was up and about very quickly.
So, it is possible to look like Nicole does after giving birth.
I was pooh-poohing the idea that it was a fake pregnancy. But the fact that she has NO BOOBS is making me skeptical. Even if you're not breastfeeding, they grow to enormous proportions until the milk dries up. I don't know how long it takes for them to shrink if you're not breastfeeding. Can anyone tell us?
And Pernicious, I never left my precious baby for more than the time it took to shower for MONTHS. The first time I left her with a sitter, I cried. And that was for a family member's bridal shower. Not to shop for farking mattresses. Jeeeeeesus.
*Submitted by coca on July 17, 2008 - 6:49pm.
Will Connor and Isabella be allowed out of their prison and get to visit adopted sister Sunday?
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Hell no. Those CO$ cult freaks their daddy Tommy hangs with probably considers Nicole a "Suppressive Person".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suppressive_Person
Either that, or they're still in servitude to Sea Org.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Org
I think it was very considerate of MK to think of hookers on a budget.
Why this ho fake her pregnancy? I mean, yo' ass get some kind of prize for that shit? Adoption is all the rage in Hollyweird (well, Brangelina might have changed that temporarily), but H-weird views adopting a baby on the same level, or less, as pet adoption. So why not gloat over getting Sunday Rose from the baby mill she came from and dispense with the pillow? I don't get it.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She's flatter than ever. Can you imagine her in a bikini? Has she ever been in a bikini? I bet she would look worse than Claire Daines! LOL!
Guess they're getting ready to start on another brother or sister. It will be conceived out of matress, not ON a mattress. Once they pull out all the stuffing, they'll have enough pillows for a dozen kids.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 17, 2008 - 7:23pm.
Something in the milk ain't clean.
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Lol, if there was any milk Mrs. K. I commented in the the other thread, which linked to better pictures, her chest is non existent. Even Nicole Ritchie's boobs were bursting out of her shirt after having her baby. Not for one minute do I believe that Nicole Kidman gave birth. She was already out looking no worse for wear 4 days later. Her whole "pregnancy" was made up.
Will Connor and Isabella be allowed out of their prison and get to visit adopted sister Sunday?
*laughing*
somewhere right now, TommyBitch is dragging Katie by her helmet hair to "romantically window shop" at PC Club for new droid wife chips
Night all....I gotta go pick up my little ones....
SMOOCHES!!!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
You people are crazy. There is nothing wrong with a new mother getting out for a minute to run an errand with her husband. He needs attention too.
I wonder how many $175,000 Bentleys there are in Nashville--or at the mattress store.
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Submitted by Pernicious on July 17, 2008 - 4:29pm.
ITA... it seems a little, ya know..."cold." If I had a baby I can't imagine ever wanting to leave it!
But I am a nurturer.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
should've named her Sateen Rose. lmao.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Organic mattresses????
WTF! Are they planning on eating it when their done with it?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I don't have kids, but I am curiouos to know, do new mothers really leave their kids willy nilly to go mattress shopping?
Really!?
They couldn't have done this before? Had to be done right after supposedly giving birth? Both parents had to go? Leave it just like that?
Well shizz people...I had twins and the next day they kicked me out of the hospital. Pissed me off because i was soooooooooooooo tired and the night after i had my babies they kept waking me up every 2 hours to take blood and blood pressure. So i guess what i am saying is that I was up and around quickly after my babies. Not unlike Nicole here.
Glad to see they took a break from staring at their little Sunday. She might start having nightmares, poor baby. lol.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Damn. She barely looks like she had a baby at all! Did she pop out a jelly bean?
I'm sorry to say this but today's been quite the yawn-fest.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Something in the milk ain't clean.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Uh...if she was never pregnant, wouldn't she be all laid up in her house pretending to be unable to go out rather than making everyone suspicous?
Like its too weird. What day was the baby supposedly born? And she's already up and around? With not nanny, nothing? Looking average? Salma Hayek was in the dark for ages and finally emerged - still pretty large, too. Seriously, Nicole faked it and has a baby momma.
Breakdown,
You stole the yawn right out of my mouth! I was going to say BORING!
Am I wrong to yearn for a Shitney or Wino post?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
She was never pregnant.
*yawn*
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