Nicole Kidman Goes Mattress Shopping.......
She needs a new mattress to go with the pillow she just popped out. I swear, she makes it so fucking easy. Nicky Kidman and her frosty-haired husband went mattress shopping in Nashville yesterday, just 9 days after she popped out Sunday Rose. Hopefully, Keith is the one breast feeding, because his chichis are probably bigger than Nicky's.
Nicky and Keith also found time in their busy mattress-buying schedule to send off an e-mail to friends and family, "We are in heaven. Can't stop staring at her in complete awe. Feeling incredibly blessed to have been given this precious little angel. Can't wait for you to meet her!"
They went on to write, "Her skin is so soft like cotton sateen. The only strange thing is that sometimes when we hug her, she coughs up feathers. The doctor said not to worry, and then he wrote us a referral for a psychiatrist. I don't know why he did that?"
Here's more pics of Nicky and Keith mattress shopping. In the third thumbnail, there's a sign that says "Private Sleep Room." Is that so you can test that shit out? Can you do sexy times in there? That shit would be perfect for hookers on a budget!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 17, 2008 - 11:36pm.
How about we snark on some celebs?
Nicole needs a new mattress because she can't get the smell of embalming fluid out of the old one.
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I'm here Deb....so, what do you think of Nicole's flat tummy? Baby grew in there? Yes or no?
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“I'm full of artificial sweetner; My heart's been deceitful, I'm faking 'I love you's, you're forcing me to...."
-No Doubt "Artificial Sweetner"
TV? PSL? are you guys still out here? I left that other thread because it is just too much. Like differing factions and i feel like the Gaza Strip.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
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Submitted by soul on July 17, 2008 - 11:22pm.
feathers? too much down.
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Are you suggesting the pillow baby has down syndrome?
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feathers? too much down.
Yeesh.
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OMG we are BORED!! 76 posts on a bitch shopping for a mattress?????
MK we need a new post...you gotta give us a new post...just a little post...pu-leeeeeaasseee??? *DListed junkie*
Hookers on a Budget would be a good name for a band....HEEEYYYY....Burning Man is almost here....Idea anyone????....
She must be wearing an industrial strength tampon or a geyser stopper panty liner because after you give birth you bleed a long time.
Sorry to be TMI but well.. uh...
Submitted by mike on July 17, 2008 - 10:35pm.
Submitted by Big L on July 17, 2008 - 10:29pm.
The reflection of her hand in the shine of the car is creepy.....
That's not a reflection...
I never noticed her third leg before either. She IS an alien after all.
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@DebFrmHell.
Thanks:) I like her too - she totally is my D-Listed alter-ego:D
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Is there a SNOUSE in the house?
Nicole's hair looks like its falling out.
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@Angel I,
Glad you brought back Tranny Gollum. That is my favorite avie of ALL the ones you have.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 17, 2008 - 9:57pm.
I'm trying to stay on topic here, but I think "Nicole Kidman goes mattress shopping" are quite possibly the most boring five words ever strung together in a sentence.
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Yes, but hearing you say it like that is pretty good for a laugh:)
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TV? JOE? are ya'll still out here?
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by FireCat on July 17, 2008 - 10:25pm
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I thought so! Love your avie.
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Submitted by Big L on July 17, 2008 - 10:29pm.
The reflection of her hand in the shine of the car is creepy.....
That's not a reflection...
The reflection of her hand in the shine of the car is creepy.....
Joe Schmoe: Yep. And just where you goin with that gun in your hand?
White collar conservative
walking down the street
pointing his
plastic finger at me
Imagine the tell-all she could write about Tom and Scientology. She must know some things that would blow the lid off the whole cult for sure. I'm surprised she's still breathing.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
She looks pretty good considering she's after pregnancy. She must have kept herself fit while she was carrying Sunday Rose.
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I don't think Nicole faked it, either. And even though I mock Tommy girl, I don't think he faked it, either. Nicole had trouble conceiving, isn't that correct? And had several miscarriages, right? Could be her body didn't produce a lot of milk (it happens)...given the fact that she's been so damn thin for so long, and also considering her history, I don't think it's too much of a stretch that her boobs are very small post-pregnancy.
Also, I was a wreck when I first left my firstborn with a sitter at about 3 months (who was my neighbor, and a good friend!), but when my son was a week old, my aunt ordered me and my husband out of the house for about 2 hours (between feedings!)...it did feel good, even though we were thinking about him almost the entire time. I don't think this is unreasonable on Nicole's part. Now, if she's out partying 4 out of 7 nights of the week, then I'll think worse of her!
You could tell about the pregnancy if they had taken a picture from behind. There would be a visible pad line. Yeah. I'd look.
I remember going out to run errands when my son was 9 days old, but I took him with me. I guess if you have nannies you get a choice. I still would have chosen to bring him. Unlike Nicole, I looked like death warmed over!
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I'm trying to stay on topic here, but I think "Nicole Kidman goes mattress shopping" are quite possibly the most boring five words ever strung together in a sentence.
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I'm not a loon. Really. Check it out for yourself how incredible she is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEZ4l4YOU7Q
Submitted by Mr. President on July 17, 2008 - 9:37pm.
I've stayed in a few hotels that have had organic mattresses. The problem was, the organic material was from the previous guests.
Hahaha, but gross.
I hate to think what goes on in the private sleep room.
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The currrrrrtains! Who took the currrrrtains!
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I can't lie...Nicole used to bug me but seeing her looking so normal, even a tad disheveled, is strangely endearing.
Ooooo...I'm so excited.
Ummm...what does she do exactly?
Do you win Tony"s" for acting...?
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et tu, angel? Don't worry, Team Aubrey will be having the last laugh after her Tony Award winning performance tomorrow night. HAHA.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I've stayed in a few hotels that have had organic mattresses. The problem was, the organic material was from the previous guests.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
PS. How does JJ write that shit with a straight face? Seriously.
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Laughin like crazy here!
What the heck makes a mattress organic? Is it full of straw?
I wondered about the fake pregnancy for about a second. If someone were going to fake a pregnancy, it seems logical that they would do a much better job of it.
As for leaving a baby a few days old at home. Once I started feeling better I needed to get back out in the real world just to get my head back on straight. I didnt have a nanny so I hauled mine along but, I was out and about and glad for it.
O Mr. President!
She's LOVELY! You must be SO proud!
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I stand behind all my previous comments about the pillow pregnancy. You know who did the real work.
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God, this is exciting. Maybe on the way home they'll stop at the Waffle House.
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Submitted by FireCat on July 17, 2008 - 9:12pm
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Is your siggy a Jimi Hendrix quote??
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How many women would look good in a green potato sack? Zero. I do appreciate your concern for my feelings, however. You're a good guy.
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Submitted by Mr. President on July 17, 2008 - 6:26pm.
I'm tryin' to be nice but those pix....
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Submitted by S_G on July 17, 2008 - 8:18pm.
Not all women get huge when they are pregnant.
My mom who is in no way ANO, only gained 16 pounds while pregnant.
I weighed 6 pounds 14 oz at birth.
She was perfectly healthy and so was I.
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My mom only gained 18 lbs during her pregnancy with me. I weighed 7 pounds 9 oz, and she left the hospital in her pre-pregnancy size 2 jeans! Lucky lady, there.
♥Hana hou, big boy!♥
Yes Sheeps, I am fucked up. Guilty as charged.
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Submitted by Mr. President on July 17, 2008 - 6:18pm.
There's a piece on Aubrey O'Day on Just Jared. The pix are somewhat less than attractive.
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Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.
They have paparazzi in Nashville? Why don't they try and get some unique and newsworthy pics. Like Kelly Pickler going to the Library.
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Aubrey's historic Broadway debut is tomorrow.
This will be the first mattress Keith has ever bought that didn't come from the annual lawn sale at the Motel 6.
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WTF is an organic mattress? Is it stuffed with ruffage? Horse hair? Oregano? What?
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
My mom was 5'10" and in her three pregnancies only ever gained weight in the stomach. She said her mother-in-law used to tell her "You're awfully brave to walk around on those legs. You look like an olive on a toothpick!"
White collar conservative
walking down the street
pointing his
plastic finger at me
ROFL @ "coughs feathers" It's high-grade snark like that, that makes us love you so much, MK. You just can't get that quality of snark anywhere else!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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I don't understand why people are being so judgmental about her going out to do some shopping. It's not like she's boozing and just because she is comfortable with leaving her kid with a relative or something for an hour or so doesn't make her a bad mom. Maybe her kid peed on her bed or something.
heaven...blessed...angel
The conversion from Australian hick to American hick is now complete. Congrats, Keith.
I guess I must be really out of it, I thought it said Orgasmic Matresses on the window. I've never heard of organic matresses either, are they good to eat?
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Honestly, this is considered news?
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