Nicole Kidman Goes Mattress Shopping.......

I don't think she was ever pregnant.Nicole Richie was skinny as hell but even she looked pregnant at the end and had giant boobs for a few months after. Old Nikkers had a surrogate to give birth for her and she'll have an army of nannies to raise the kid for her. She's not going to pay any more attention to this one than she did the first two. Since everybody else in Hollywood was getting pregnant she had to pretend to be pregnant too.She had to keep her name out there somehow.All the press she was getting was negative about her being Box Office Poison and how badly she fucked up her face and her fishy lips. She needed a happy baby joy story out there,but being a lousy actress she couldn't even pull the fake pregnancy off.

to shandi

organic mattress .. a mattress made of natural materials produced without chemicals. they mentioned wool and cotton.

I wonder if nicole and keith were interested in the organic mattress. this store sells different types and brands not just the organic one.

Submitted by . on July 17, 2008 - 8:04pm.
She must be wearing an industrial strength tampon or a geyser stopper panty liner because after you give birth you bleed a long time.

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True, it does continue for 4-6 weeks, but it becomes um, "manageable" after 7 days. I was out doing some errands after week one.

OK, I don't have time to read all of these posts, but I have to ask, what in the hell is an organic mattress? It that just a name that allows them to overcharge for the mattress?

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She's got the Sarah Jessica Parker skeleton hands!

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I'm surprised she can go out in the sun without combusting.

"Bosh, barnet, wonky-donky."

Methinks she was never really pregnant and just wore a pillow like MK says and that baby was adopted or birthed by a surrogate. She doesn't even look like she has milk in those boobs. I am 6 months pregnant and believe me it shows. That being said, my sister is as skinny as this Casper and it was noticable after she gave birth that she had milk in her boobs - even though she was as flat as this one prior to pregnancy!!

PS: This is fucking funny!! LMAO

Submitted by Big L on July 17, 2008 - 10:09pm.
OMG we are BORED!! 76 posts on a bitch shopping for a mattress?????

I live in Nashville, and it's like, 95 degrees here during the day. Why is she wearing pants, two shirts, and a jean jacket? I'm sweating my ass off outside wearing a t shirt and shorts.

@Triscuit:

Have fun!

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NOT a spammer LOL;p

AND THIS is my favourite part of that link so far:
http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2008/06/weirdest-examples-of-mass-hyster...

and

Have a great day!

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Submitted by angel_i on July 18, 2008 - 7:39am.
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Me and the fam are going fishing/crabbing today!
I'll get with ya'll later and let you know how we made out!
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Hey Triscuit!

I know you're a spammer...I was bopping around here and refreshing the marquee...it's cuz I saw that link first, I assumed it was spam...it wasn't til I sat down and poked around...I found your awesome funny site:) Thank you so, it's a lovely way to start the day!

Now I'll go see this other one for I gotsta split.

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http://www.darkroastedblend.com/

This site is funny,too!
Hey..up yours I not a spammer!!
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"The ducks refused medical treatment and left the area"

Last one - believe me, there's LOTS more:)

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"Two man came into the store, loaded birthday bags with "Have a nice day" yellow faces on them with 52 tubes of vaginal anti-fungal cream..."

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Funny site Triscuit. Thanks for the link.

"Police receive a report of a newborn infant found in a trash can. Upon investigation, officers discover it was only a burrito."

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Submitted by Triscuit on July 18, 2008 - 6:51am.

http://www.oddee.com/

check out this shit on here!!!!

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Aw, man! I thought you were a spammer. That's some funny shit:)

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http://www.oddee.com/

check out this shit on here!!!! ^
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I'm awake!

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Anyone awake? I can't sleep....
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"They went on to write, "Her skin is so soft like cotton sateen. The only strange thing is that sometimes when we hug her, she coughs up feathers. The doctor said not to worry, and then he wrote us a referral for a psychiatrist. I don't know why he did that?"

LMAO!!!! genius MK

I think this place is called mattress inn.

organic mattresses are made from natural materials grown without chemicals but otherwise regular mattresses

this place has "luxury" private sleep rooms you can reserve to try out the mattress before you buy it.

when I lived in nashville it was considered extremely rude to bother celebrities.
pictures could be taken by one of the newspapers. or lots of people's phones take good quality photos. but bystanders would not want to see nicole being treated rudely.

isn't there some kind of medicine women can take if they can't breastfeed? maybe that is why her bosom is at its normal size.

I am glad that nicole is no longer with tom. maybe one day she will be able to spend time with the children they adopted.

Well, then - I guess you are. *sigh* Come on. it's not better than mattress shopping? I'll be doing that someday, you'll see!

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 18, 2008 - 12:39am.

@Angel,
Indeed. It is over now.

So how are you doing?
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I'm good. I'm just in the midst of setting up my home for the UMPTEENTH time in my life. Goodness gracious - it's hard to believe that some people decide on a life to live and just live it - mine is constantly in flux. I just emptied out a storage space becuz it is TOO obvious that my daughter is not going to sleep in her own bed until she's 18 and I will not bring anyone into mine until then either (which is not to say I can't have sleepovers;p). Anyhow - there was no point spending the money renting a space....And uM....playing with my bun buns. My kid's away and I'm tryna keep it simple while I relax for a few days:) I still have to work - but not lots just right now....

Sorry you asked? ;p

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@Angel,
Indeed. It is over now.

So how are you doing?

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I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 18, 2008 - 12:33am.

@Angel,
Please be aware that I am angry because the whole thing over on the other threads has been going on for days now. Just not tonite. If I were involved in it it would take my lumps just like the rest.

The sun will rise again tomorrow. so. If I am not playing the blame game, I don't think they should be either.
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I know, hun.

It's all fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out. It's best to just leave it at that and move on, yes?:) (((hugs)))

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@Angel,
Please be aware that I am angry because the whole thing over on the other threads has been going on for days now. Just not tonite. If I were involved in it it would take my lumps just like the rest.

The sun will rise again tomorrow. so. If I am not playing the blame game, I don't think they should be either.

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

Nite, Mr. Pres.

Have a fun week:)

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*Smooch Deb* Take care, you're awesome.

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Good nite mr. pres. I salivate you...err...salute you.

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

Oh well, I will have to go to bed without seeing another Aubrey post.

Goodnight and I won't be seeing you for another week, I'll be away. So take care until then.

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i live in nashville.....organic mattresses??? WTF?? and we have paps here? i need to get out more. it was 95 degrees here today....she's wearing a jacket? i'm soooo confused :0

Speaking of strippers, I just emailed MK a bunch of links about Aubrey O'Day's debut tomorrow on Broadway. Kidding about he stripper part! Anyway, I think he has long since put my email address on his junk mail filter list.

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Hey leave the lace doilies alone! ((I use them for pasties!))

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I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

She looks like the negative before you develop the photo.

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Submitted by Mr. President on July 17, 2008 - 11:56pm.

Just take one of those lace doily things off the coffee table. The plastic covered upholstery will be fine.

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Yeah TV. I got a lap dance at a nursing home once. They advised me to put a napkin on my lap beforehand just in case, well, you know.

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Submitted by Mr. President on July 17, 2008 - 11:46pm.

I was in a bar where lapdances were 5 dollars. Or it was a nursing home. One or the other.

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She needs a blood transfusion...a jacket in July in Tennessee!!

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We're back bitches
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I like her ok. Being with TommyGirl really ruined her for me and she just comes off as really insecure. Keith Urban...meh. He sings, yes? That's how much I know;p

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Alright all, it's after midnight for me. Have a good night!!

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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?

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Finally a job I am qualified for!!!!!

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
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Juicey is back babies<>/<>
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We're back bitches
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Deb, I've been to strip clubs where the strippers are so ugly the guys put dollar bills in their garters after they PUT ON an item of clothing.

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Angel,
I have a serious like-on for Nicole Kidman. I truly hope good things for her. She was so young when she got snatched by freak $cientology boi and has paid the price.

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 17, 2008 -

I do wish she would go back to red hair. Her roots look all white like a Stephen King Novel.

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The mortician didn't have a lot to work with.

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

Mr. Pres,
You have no idea what you are missing. The things that can be done with a burka (sp, but you know what I mean) are amazing

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 17, 2008 - 11:36pm.

TV? PSL? are you guys still out here? I left that other thread because it is just too much. Like differing factions and i feel like the Gaza Strip.
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O - I left you a note. I won't be going back there either;)

I know women like that. I know this perfect woman who is a doctor with two children and a perfect body. You know - she didn't look pregnant from the back and she lost the weight immediately upon giving birth. I see a little pudge there. What interests me most about Nicole is how she is growing more evil looking each day.

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PSL,
Gasps---She has a gut!

I do wish she would go back to red hair. Her roots look all white like a Stephen King Novel.

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

Hi Deb. The Gaza strip? I don't think I've evr heard of that strip club. And I consider myself something of a connoisseur.

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