Thursday, July 17th 2008

He Named His Kid Peanut

Ingo Rademacher, Jax from "General Hospital," tried to explain why he ruined his newborn son's life by naming him Peanut Kai.

He told People, "We were calling him that when he was in mommy. It kind of represented joy and happiness to us. It puts a smile on everyone's face."

No excuse! Does that mean my parents should have named me "Bastard," because that's what they called me while I was in my mommy's belly. I'm lying. I wasn't a bastard baby. I was a band-aid baby. Big difference.

Peanut Kai Rademacher? Peanut is the boring nut. They could have at least named him Pistacho or Cashew.

Posted by: Michael K


angel_i's picture

PS. Everybody knows you can't take peanuts to school.
What were they thinking?!?

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"I was a band-aid baby"

Leatherette's picture

Kai is a cool name, though -- they better instruct the kid to go with that, Peanut's his top secret name until he's old enough to change it

angel_i's picture

Bitch, please. This is out of control. "Peanut" is something you call your kid cuz you love them...a pet name. It's not a name you put on a certificate, dumbass.

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dustbunny's picture

wtf!?!? I am all for calling the baby in the making a Peanut. naming the baby Peanut is just wrong. Guess he'll have to date Apple when he gets older.

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I'm naming my kid Grindcore Apocalypse Dahmer.

Leatherette's picture

kid so is the playground bitch now

FritoDorito's picture

I fell off my bed from laughing at Band-Aid Baby. I don't even know what that means, but it almost made me choke to death on my own snot.
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BoyWonder's picture

Do these celebs intentionally choose shitty names? I mean really, PEANUT!
*smh*
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Miss Priss's picture

Boring nut. Tee hee...

Sunflower seed or Pine Nut would have been better

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Peanut = Mani (spanish)
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sflilbear's picture

His nickname options are "Pea" or "Nut". Peanut better pray for home schooling.

Trevor Sensible's picture

He should have named him Sue, the kid would get less beatdowns at school...
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he's a fucking idiot, and I am fucking out of here....see you all later!

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Stock Broker's picture

I would have called the kid "Roasted Nuts".

Look at the tan in the can his dad has.