Thursday, July 17th 2008
He Named His Kid Peanut
Ingo Rademacher, Jax from "General Hospital," tried to explain why he ruined his newborn son's life by naming him Peanut Kai.
He told People, "We were calling him that when he was in mommy. It kind of represented joy and happiness to us. It puts a smile on everyone's face."
No excuse! Does that mean my parents should have named me "Bastard," because that's what they called me while I was in my mommy's belly. I'm lying. I wasn't a bastard baby. I was a band-aid baby. Big difference.
Peanut Kai Rademacher? Peanut is the boring nut. They could have at least named him Pistacho or Cashew.
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Two brothers from my hometown and their given names:
Fancy Dan
Billy Thunder
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
At least Peanut will list alphabetically before Pilot Inspektor Lee, one Jason Lee's kids. And, yes it is spelled with a "k".
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Ingo is better than Peanut?? I think not.
Peanut is the size of brain when he decided to name his kid.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Possum: That list is making me LOL. I'm inclined to believe you're telling the truth. But "Suburban" is killing me.
I swear to all things holy and on my grandmomma's grave, they are real names.
I have a sister named grape. No lie!
It just so happens to be not in English, but in my language.
Possum: That list is making me LOL. I'm inclined to believe you're telling the truth. But "Suburban" is killing me.
Guys, you forgot Jason Lee's spawn -- BANJO! I'm gonna follow his example and name my kids Harmonica and Bagpipe. If I have a third, I'll name it Xylophone.
Seriously, I'm of the opinion that if you MUST give your kid a weird name, give them a nice normal middle one so they can use that if they hate the weird one.
Peanut: a legume.
Kai: A character on an anime vampire show.
Peanut... is doomed.
I like what islandgirl said: "Wouldn't it be ironic if the kid turned out to have a severe peanut allergy?" Yeah, you can just hear ole' Ingo or is it Outstop? I keep forgetting, saying, "Oh, don't give any peanuts to Peanut." or on a play date with Apple and Coco and Fruitjuice (I made that one up), they are alergic to peanuts, or is it Peanut? I don't know I keep forgetting.
omg fucking PEANUT?! i call my daughter that as a nickname.. but i would never in my wildest dreams think to actually make her legal name peanut.. that poor child lol
Submitted by Possum on July 17, 2008 - 5:56pm.
I would have tracked down the parents after role-call and kicked them in the twats and balls.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
I just realized the dad has a f-cked up name too, INGO. I guess it runs in the family.
Submitted by weenielover on July 17, 2008 - 5:49pm.
I fucking love your avie it's funny cause true
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
this is bordering on child abuse...sick
Submitted by areyoukiddingme on July 17, 2008 - 5:55pm
Don't forget Dweezil and Moon Unit Zappa
Or Soleil Moon Frye
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
@ Possum:
Laprecious
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That's my name too!
Whenever I go out
I can hear the people shout
THERE GOES: ....
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Does he not understand the concept of nicknames? What a stupid fuck.
wow you've got to really hate your kid to condemn them to a life of eternal torture like that
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
That kid must REALLY have been a mistake to get this shitty ass name. He should run away from home as soon as he learns to crawl.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
At the school where I used to work, we had:
Wanda'Ful
Jhneykia K'Uhhnz
Jarmarvelous
Corvette
Quotez
Ed'Darius
Jy'Nai
SirMitzher
Courvosier
Ghaazy
Promise
Precious Cherry
Oquanits
Raz Ji
MooCow (yes. MooCow)
T'Nia Fern-Monae
Y'nikia
Suburban
Cymphony
Secret
Jadakiss
Sexionna
Ja-awon
Laprecious
Aquarius
Cortazz
....and that's just a sampling.
Maybe they'll change it, to Corn nut or Baby Ruth or 100 Grand or Chunky. ;)
*OMG Jax dump CAWLY!LOL
~I was "child I will always find fault with".
Celebs, what dumbasses! love to hate them. Suri, Apple, Ireland, Sunday (born on Monday, go figure) Fifi-Trixibelle, Rocco, Peaches, Pixie, Coco, Rumer Glenn, Scout Larue, Tallulah Belle, Jet, Wolfgang, Dusty Rainn - isn't that an oxymoron?, Sage Moonblood, Hopper, Prince Michael, Paris Michael, Sage, are any of them up for Rosemary or Thyme?, Sailor Lee, Kal-el(Note: Kal-el is Superman's birth name)Elijah Blue, Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, Little Pixie, Banjo Patrick, Spec Wildhorse, Free, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Rufus Tiger, Tiger Lily,
Lola Daisy, Rumer, Scout, Tallulah Belle, Audio Science - that's a good one,and last but not least drum roll.......
Moxie CrimeFighter!!!
Just a few
It would maybe be forgiveable if it was a girl, but a boy???
And peanut is just god awful. Peanut, Peanut? It just sounds terrible. That's what you call kids when they're little, it's a damn nickname like cupcake or pumpkin.
I really hope this kid isn't a weakling in school, I hope he's like 6'3 and 230 pounds, it would just be so funny.
What happened to the days when people would name their kids names that are, you know, names? And I don't mean these shitty made-up names like Kayleigh or something. Normal names. Steven or Lisa or something like that. Any more of this fake actor bullshit, and kids should be able to sue you.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
these dumbasses should be beat
... and with that, I wanna call him "that round-headed kid."
Wouldn't it be ironic if the kid turned out to have a severe peanut allergy?
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Póg ma thoin.
Submitted by jim on July 17, 2008 - 4:43pm.
I named my kid paris hilton, bad huh??
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But...........WHY?
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on July 17, 2008 - 5:38pm.
That's nothing. I grew up with a Peanut Jackson. But I also went to school with a Cinnamon Sparx and a girl named Champagne.
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Krystalle Breeze for the win.
Submitted by jim on July 17, 2008 - 5:43pm.
I named my kid paris hilton, bad huh??
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yeeeeeeah, Butt Wart would've been classier.
I named my kid paris hilton, bad huh??
Submitted by feckless on July 17, 2008 - 5:38pm.
My playground nickname calculator comes up with "Penis".
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Dingdingdingdingding!
Penishead. Peanutpenis. Peabutt(cuz kids are creative like that). Peanuthead, Peanut brains. (cuz sometimes they're not). Pea Nuts. Pea Pea Head (early years). Peanut Dick - the end of his first relationship.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
The mean shit these brain dead sacks do to their kids. It's just beyond me how anyone with two brain cells would think any of these ridiculously stigmatizing names are acceptable.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
My playground nickname calculator comes up with "Penis".
That's nothing. I grew up with a Peanut Jackson. But I also went to school with a Cinnamon Sparx and a girl named Champagne.
Pigpen Peanut(s)
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
I would have gone with Trail Mix or Almond. At least you could shorten it to Al.
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Has anyone seen my hamster ?
Peanut. Nice. You'd think the guy could've picked something a little more conventional such as Charlie, Linus, or even Schroeder.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Wrong on so many levels.
They might as well allow infants to name themselves immediately after the umbilical cord is cut.
They couldn't possibly do worse!
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Ingo looks more like a Pecan.
Submitted by Trevor Sensible on July 17, 2008 - 10:30pm.
When I think of Peanuts I think of a valuable source of protein. Joy and happiness rarly enter the equation..
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That's saved for cum!
When I was a little girl, I wanted to name my son Spiderman.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
When I think of Peanuts I think of a valuable source of protein. Joy and happiness rarly enter the equation..
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Has anyone seen my hamster ?
I'd name my kid Cunt.
Macadamia Rademacher has a nicer ring to it.
He's going to get the 'peanuts' kick out of him when he gets older!!! Go with KAI..
& Ingo Rademacher....mmmm hmmmmm, hot name & that pale and no-sleep-in-a-week look really works on him
Right before I gave birth to my daughter (birthdate of Dec. 30,) my husband in desperation for her to be born before the fiscal year ended kept calling her "my little tax deduction" however, we were intelligent enough to realize that that was not a proper name.
A) Band-Aid Baby! OMFG M.K., you kill me!! I learn so much from you and fellow Dlisters!!!
B) Red chest hairs! Ewwwwwwwwwwww
*runs out of the room*
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Did God invent us, or did we invent God? - Izzard
Moon-Unit and Dweezil both got MTV gigs from their names Daddy chose. I'd rather hear the "band-aid" story.