Thursday, July 17th 2008
He Named His Kid Peanut
Ingo Rademacher, Jax from "General Hospital," tried to explain why he ruined his newborn son's life by naming him Peanut Kai.
He told People, "We were calling him that when he was in mommy. It kind of represented joy and happiness to us. It puts a smile on everyone's face."
No excuse! Does that mean my parents should have named me "Bastard," because that's what they called me while I was in my mommy's belly. I'm lying. I wasn't a bastard baby. I was a band-aid baby. Big difference.
Peanut Kai Rademacher? Peanut is the boring nut. They could have at least named him Pistacho or Cashew.
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Submitted by Callan on July 17, 2008 - 8:18pm.
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Ok this in incredible. Someone called their kid "SIMBA"??? Did they hold him a ahigh in labour and Delivery so that all the other newborns could bow down to him? Simba??? That's worse even than Inspecktor Pilot. At least that's a human name. Sort of.
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Submitted by islandgirl on July 17, 2008 - 5:21pm.
Your dictation should meet my cunning linguist.
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Submitted by Callan on July 17, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 17, 2008 - 7:18pm.
"This is my gynecologist, Doctor Vangaleeza Spread."
But if I ever get a boy blob cut out my baby bag, am naming Walter Mercado...
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You'll have to beat me to it. I am planning on getting my infant son a shitload of plastic surgery to make him look uber-feminine, and then dress him in sequined jumpsuits.
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hell I'll CUT ya to it! Ah, nevermind, rather pass a stone than fuck up my hot abs....but can I rent little Walter on major holidays, to make all the asscunt soccer moms around here jealouser than they already are of me??? thanksmuch
.... mmmmmm Ingo slingo ....
Submitted by Sheeps on July 17, 2008 - 8:18pm.
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No, but I can point and laugh. And I have gotten awards for my dictation.
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Submitted by Leatherette on July 17, 2008 - 7:18pm.
"This is my gynecologist, Doctor Vangaleeza Spread."
But if I ever get a boy blob cut out my baby bag, am naming Walter Mercado...
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You'll have to beat me to it. I am planning on getting my infant son a shitload of plastic surgery to make him look uber-feminine, and then dress him in sequined jumpsuits.
Submitted by Callan on July 17, 2008 - 8:14pm.
I swear to god, nobody thinks when they name their children anymore. Can you even picture someone named Peanut, Audio Science, Pilot Inspektor, Apple, or Jermajesty going on to have a real career? Or not get the crap kicked out of them on the playground? It's like their kids are being set up for a life of living off their parents, because they will have no other recourse.
"Yes, this is my tax attorney, Jermajesty."
"My radiation oncologist, Dr. Pilot Inspektor Lee, says I'll make a full recovery."
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"This is my gynecologist, Doctor Vangaleeza Spread."
But if I ever get a boy blob cut out my baby bag, am naming him Walter Mercado.....still staring at the Ingo...I KNOW he's dangling bare braut in that there pic...
Oh yeah and I forgot to mention my list of fucked up names, courtesy of my mom who used to work as an OB nurse:
Michelangelo Happiness
Angel Donna
Simba
Brain (the mother misspelled Brian on the birth certificate)
Female (pronounced Fem-olly, mother saw the world on the birth certificate and thought it was a name)
Listerine (I shit you not)
Submitted by islandgirl on July 17, 2008 - 5:15pm.
Tuesday will be fine. And none of those hearts over the I's like last time. Can you PowerPoint?
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Can you imagine the abuse when he gets to school? Poor kid. What the fuck is wrong with his moron parents?
Submitted by Sheeps on July 17, 2008 - 8:03pm.
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I will have a full report, in triplicate, on your desk first thing Monday morning. Tuesday at the latest.
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Póg ma thoin.
I swear to god, nobody thinks when they name their children anymore. Can you even picture someone named Peanut, Audio Science, Pilot Inspektor, Apple, or Jermajesty going on to have a real career? Or not get the crap kicked out of them on the playground? It's like their kids are being set up for a life of living off their parents, because they will have no other recourse.
"Yes, this is my tax attorney, Jermajesty."
"My radiation oncologist, Dr. Pilot Inspektor Lee, says I'll make a full recovery."
It's really just pathetic how celebrities use their children to make themselves more interesting.
we could be glad he didn't call him the N word though
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Good god, I hope this kid is not one of those pisser kids, the kids that piss their damn pants at the drop of a hat (kids are so gross), I can hear his peers yelling, "PEEEEEEEEEEA -NUT!" a la "Carrie" style (you know the scene in the movie "Carrie" where bitch gets her period). Yeah, they'll be throwing toilet paper and Pull-ups at little Peanut...*sniff*... Tiger sad for baby Peanut....:-(
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Submitted by islandgirl on July 17, 2008 - 5:01pm.
You have always been well and closely groomed. You be good to her and show her a good time. I don't want no Shreveport incidents, either.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 17, 2008 - 7:59pm.
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And who says I'm not? I even waxed my ass!! :)
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Póg ma thoin.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 17, 2008 - 4:49pm.
Shouldn't you be powdering your nose for an important out-of-county visitor later this evening?
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don't care about this post anymore, just dropping by to stare at this Igo...& imaginate his thick pale schlong...
OMG islandgirl! We have SO much in common! Only I named my girl "Bitch";)
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When I was "with child", I called my kid "Hurry up and get this spawn of Satan out of me." Yes, his name is Satan. :)
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Póg ma thoin.
Man nipples make me giggle.
That is all.
I suppose if they had a girl they would have named it "Mounds".
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People look at me like Im completely batshit because I gave my kids unique names. I have a Echo, Eryx and a fetus named Monix. But if you saw my kids the names arent as pretentious as they seem. I dunno. I think names should be unique. I'm a non-traditionalist.
What a horrible thing to do. These two twits should have their baby taken away until they give him a proper name. How cruel and embarrassing. Disgusting!
"We were calling him that when he was in mommy."
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Do you suppose that's how Couisn Itt got his name?
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
I have close friends who named their child "Fetus" because that's what the doctors called it during pregnancy.
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Gawd, this is the same dumbshit thing that batty Courtney Love did when she pooped (typo) out her kid. Frances Bean was called "bean" in utero. There's no logic in this, yet celebs find stupid shit like this perfectly reasonable and sane.
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Don't blame L.A. completely. I think the unfortunate monikers have spread. A friend told me the other night that she knows a family in VA that named their kids Maddox & Addison. Now even the subrubs are trying to out cool each other.
Submitted by Albino Squirrel on July 17, 2008 - 6:42pm.
Ingo is a real name actually. My friend in high school'd father was named Ingo. I think they were Swedish.
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It is Swedish; short for Ingomar. There was a boxing champion with that name.
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Submitted by areyoukiddingme on July 17, 2008 - 5:55pm.
Moxie CrimeFighter is so going to be a super hero, when she grows up. Peanut? Not so much.
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"3 boys named Maddox, Pax and Knox. Those three should start a boy band and call themselves Triple X."
Ingo is a real name actually. My friend in high school'd father was named Ingo. I think they were Swedish.
S_G , that's right. My dumb! I will have to go flog myself with Lilo's knee-padded leggings as punishment.
Either way, it's still a stupid name. :) So is "Pilot Inspektor" who is going to be teased every time he goes onto a plane.
Naming children in L.A. has gotten so bad that, in 15 years, you'll get teased if you have a normal name like John or Mary.
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Hmph. That's MY name. Kai. Not peanut.
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Angelina is going to hear about this!
Then she is going to say, "Peanut!!!!! The nerve! His name on GH is what? Jax? Fire up the jet and grab me a globe, I have another baby to adopt"!
damn , he used to be hot.....
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
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Submitted by roxie on July 17, 2008 - 6:24pm.
good name for a pet, especially a dog
It is cute! My brother named one of his dog that. The other one's name is Pickles so it kind of works together.
"We were calling him that when he was in mommy. It kind of represented joy and happiness to us. It puts a smile on everyone's face."
Thats because they are decent enough not to laugh in your face about what a dumbshit you are! I mean come on?? Peanut??
Dumbass. We called our baby-in-the-making "Peanut" and "Little Him" but we sure as hell didn't name him that.
Some people aren't fit to name (or raise) a cat, let alone a human being.
I hope the kid goes by his middle name. I am sure by the time he is five he will BEG his parents to go his middle name.
good name for a pet, especially a dog
poor kid, screwed before he crossed the starting gate
and his dad? what a fucking douchbag!
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Submitted by dementa on July 17, 2008 - 6:02pm.
Guys, you forgot Jason Lee's spawn -- BANJO! I'm gonna follow his example and name my kids Harmonica and Bagpipe. If I have a third, I'll name it Xylophone.
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Jason Lee named his kid PILOT INSPEKTOR.
It was the woman who played Brenda on the show 'Six Feet Under' who named her kid BANJO.
I did not even know he was married or is he?? To be honest I thought he was gay. Can't they just give him a normal name and call him peanut at home like normal people.
I have to admit, my mother's name was Paderewski, yes ma'am. She had a brother Joseph, a sister Elizabeth and a sister Margaret. My grandmother never fessed up, at one time though said she would name her that, my grandfather said he would leave her. Umm...the world will never know.
What an absolute idiot.
That poor kid.
Ok, secret. I thought I might have a boy and I wanted to name him: Rayne Beau.
What!?! It means "Beautiful King"!
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one other nickname option: Peen.
that poor kid is so screwed.
morons should not be allowed to name children.
Possum: Nah, I believe you. My ex's mother was a high school teacher in NYC, and she had some doozies, too.
band-aid baby
A baby that is conceived during a rocky period in a marriage, when it is hoped that a baby will (even temporarily) bring the couple back together. Usually the wife plans this baby behind her husband's back and pretends to be surprised.
Really?