He Named His Kid Peanut

I know someone who ran a daycare center in rural PA. She cared for a child named Misty Fogg who told the caregivers that her dad was in "the big house!" Then there's the classic Aquanetta.

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Hey Vita, I have heard of that!! Jemima was the little blonde girl in "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang".

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To the guy who said there was a Mexican lady that named her kid Jemima after the syrup, that's actually has nothing to do with that. Jemima has been around for along time and there are many people in England (and yes they are white) that name there girl's that. THere are two famous socialites over there. Jemima Kidd, and a Jemima that dated Hugh Grant and was married to like some billionaire shiek before that. There are also the Kirks (they're New York elite) in American who named their daughter Jemima. So Jemima may be known here as the Syrup but that name has been around forever.

Just more proof that my fav Aussie is indeed gizzzay! I love GH and Ingo, but it's the truth. What man would let their little boy walk around with a nickname for a girl anyway? EW?!?!?

Okay, I could understand how they came up with Peanut when she was pregnant and how it's cute and all, but Peanut going on a birth certificate?!?!?! At the very most, that could have just been a nickname they used only in childhood. I cannot imagine the ridicule that child will face in school years...

WTF??? That has been is on a major US soap?

He was on Pacific Drive which is so bad it makes Melrose Place look like freakin' Shakespeare.

And Peanut? What a douche..........

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Submitted by Euphoria on July 18, 2008 - 7:35am.

You know there's some dumb hooker out there that named her kids Chlamydia, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, and the twins, Monistat and Massengill.
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LMAO!!

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Normally I am not a big fan, but this dude NEEDS, NEEDS, NEEDS Botox.

Submitted by Manimal5 on July 17, 2008 - 5:58pm.
And I thought Peek-a-boo Street was a stupid name.
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Her name wasn't Peek-a-boo. It's Picabo, an American Indian word meaning "shining water." It sounded weird in English, but it is actually a legitimate native name.

Now I have a craving for Chinese food. Thanks a lot!

And Mrs Doh- you don't need a license to OWN a dog. You need to license the dog with your state or county so they know you have it and can charge you big fees if you don't. Happened to my parents!

I used to think it was a once in a lifetime thing seeing some ridiculous name when I worked for an insurance company and processed an insurance application for a baby. His first name was Buck and his middle name was Aroo. I kid you not. I never thought I would ever see or hear of anything like that again.

Too bad I was wrong.

I remember agonizing over baby names for my kids. Who knew we just had to pick some object or thing around us and use that name. It's hot right now and if I was pregnant and trying to think of names, I would pick Air Conditioner. Maybe Sweaty Armpits?

Have these jackasses ever heard of nicknames?
Name your child a decent name and give them a nickname. But what do I know, I'm not smart enough to be in the entertainment industry.

poor little bugger. What a pair of complete twats this pair must be.

You need a license to own a dog but any flaming idiot can have a kid. Not correct.
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Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and
"ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.

You know there's some dumb hooker out there that named her kids Chlamydia, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, and the twins, Monistat and Massengill.

Ingo Rademacher and his wife are both dumbasses and airheads. Peanut??? WTF?????

once on designing women they ran across some weird guy who claimed the hospital named his daughter female (femaulee).

I went to college with a guy from a big family. too lazy to come up with names for the last two or three girls the parents got the doctors to name them. the doctors gave them old fashioned and uncommon names like hortense but at least they were actual names.

I can't understand why people have trouble imagining that their little bundle will be grown up and looking for a job. after years of embarrassment on the playground these poor kids...

my sister works with a woman named tequila (not tila). they don't work in a bar.

I was a band aid baby too but they didnd give me a stupid (real) name.

Dumbass

'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'

Hey,Ingo.........

Do heroin much?Just curious.

My second born we called Peanut (as a nickname...thankyouverymuch) and then one day after somebody said, "Hey Peanut..." he pulled out his pacifier and said, "My not Peanut - my Grant." And from that day on we stopped calling him Peanut, and called him by his real name. I think he had just turned three.

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I dealt with a Mexican lady at work today who had named one of her children Jemima. She must be a big fan of syrup.

I didn't know peas had nuts...ok,yeah.

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When I hear the name Peanut, I think of Jeff Dunham's puppet.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 17, 2008 - 6:58pm.
I guess my name should have been OOPS.

hahahaha. Well, that's better than Is It In Yet?

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He should have sold the naming rights to a corporate sponsor instead, like they do with the stadiums. I'm sure a name like Pepsi or Allstate couldn't be any more stupid than peanut. And he'd get some money for it.

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Peanut, or its original Amerindian spelling of Pea' nuit, actually means "son of a ginger with dark under-eye circles"

wow...moxie crimefighter and pilot inspektor FINALLY have some competition for the most ridiculous baby name

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who is this nobody?
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I guess my name should have been OOPS.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on July 17, 2008 - 9:39pm.

Hula, my cousin processed birth certificates at a hospital in SC during college. One woman named her daughter Female -- pronounced FEE MAU LAY. Talk about a lazy dumbass!
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You know she wasn't lazy, though, right? She's just stupid enough to think that's an original, pretty, and elegant name. *rolls eyes*

I've heard some bad baby names, but I don't know if you can get any more vulgar than Placenta. That's just nasty.

♥Hana hou, big boy!♥

What a dumbass excuse. Writer Steve Almond and his wife called their daughter Peanut in utero, but had the decency to name her Josephine when she made her debut.

Hula, my cousin processed birth certificates at a hospital in SC during college. One woman named her daughter Female -- pronounced FEE MAU LAY. Talk about a lazy dumbass!

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"Kai" means "ocean" in Japanese and in Polynesian languages.

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My uncle Filbert has no problem with this name.

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My son's name is Kai. But in our case it's short for Malakai. What do these people smoke that makes them think it's ok to saddle their child with some fucked up name Peanut, or Apple or Pilot Inspector? Their kid gets the joy of getting the shit kicked out of him every day at school because mom and dad were 'edgy'? Whatever. Maybe I should change my son's name before someone confuses him with some of this shallow end of the gene pool spawn.

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A college friend's mother was a Labor and Delivery nurse. She used to have the most off the wall stories of crazy moms giving birth and the names they gave their poor kids.

Believe it or not, one of her patients named her daughter Placenta. During delivery, the doctor had said "Here comes the placenta," and the woman thought he was referring to the baby. NO JOKE. Obviously, the woman didn't know the meaning, but I can't help but think that someone should have explained the situation.

♥Hana hou, big boy!♥

The parents might want to rethink that name. When the boy gets a little older, what will the other children call him for a nickname? PP? Nutsy? Pnutty? Nothing works at all. He'll just have to use his middle name Kai, which at least means "sea" in Hawaiian.

Poetic justice would be if the kid grows up to be 6'5".

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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

If he was someone I'd ever heard of, I might care a bit.

Submitted by Manimal5 on July 17, 2008 - 7:32pm.
I suppose if they had a girl they would have named it "Mounds".

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Or Almond Joy?

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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.

And I thought Peek-a-boo Street was a stupid name.

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Submitted by Leatherette on July 17, 2008 - 6:37pm.
..... he really should show us the Rademacher that spewed up the peanut...FRUSTRATING, out!
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Hahahaha! He is kind of a hot piece, but based on this picture, I imagine that his Little Ingo would be a rather alarming shade of pink.

As for his kid... poor little thing. My parents called me "Chou" (cabbage) when I was little, but I doubt they thought to put that on the birth certificate.

"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."

Fucking ridiculous. A silly name you call the baby when it's in there is not a name. Hub and I had a lot of names for the baby: Cletus the Fetus, Little Boo. While Peanut is cute it's not a name and reflects more the total imbecility of the parents involved than any originality.

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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

When will the trend of obscure and ridiculous baby names end?

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Submitted by Callan on July 17, 2008 - 5:29pm.
"It was dark under the boardwalk, and I couldn't get a good look at his face."

See my siggy.

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..... he really should show us the Rademacher that spewed up the peanut...FRUSTRATING, out!

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Submitted by Leatherette on July 17, 2008 - 7:24pm.

hell I'll CUT ya to it! Ah, nevermind, rather pass a stone than fuck up my hot abs....but can I rent little Walter on major holidays, to make all the asscunt soccer moms around here jealouser than they already are of me??? thanksmuch

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Deal! Especially if they are the kinds of soccer moms who talk on Nextel radios instead of regular cellphones. Nothing pisses me off more at the grocery store. They always sound like they are planning D-Day.
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yes they are exactly those asscunts -- and who tuck their wideload butts in office skirts 3 sizes too small and mince on "kitten" heels.

& thanks muchly for the rent-a-baby-Walter, kind stranger

Submitted by joe shmoe on July 17, 2008 - 7:26pm.

Ok this in incredible. Someone called their kid "SIMBA"??? Did they hold him a ahigh in labour and Delivery so that all the other newborns could bow down to him? Simba??? That's worse even than Inspecktor Pilot. At least that's a human name. Sort of.

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She was a teen mom, and her favorite movie was The Lion King.

Still my favorite of my mom's OB stories was the woman who couldn't recall the name/age/race of the guy who knocked her up. "It was dark under the boardwalk, and I couldn't get a good look at his face."

What if this kid wants to be a business person when he grows up and has to put Peanut Rademacher, on his business cards. Even if he wants to be an "actor" like his father, will anyone ever hire a guy named Peanut? The staff shouldn't have let the parents leave the hospital unless they changed that baby's name.

Submitted by Leatherette on July 17, 2008 - 7:24pm.

hell I'll CUT ya to it! Ah, nevermind, rather pass a stone than fuck up my hot abs....but can I rent little Walter on major holidays, to make all the asscunt soccer moms around here jealouser than they already are of me??? thanksmuch

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Deal! Especially if they are the kinds of soccer moms who talk on Nextel radios instead of regular cellphones. Nothing pisses me off more at the grocery store. They always sound like they are planning D-Day.