Friday, July 18th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 17th!
OK Phoebe, we get it, no cellulite, now put some clothes on!! - El Bastardo
Runners-up:
The day carrot top finally realized he'd probably taken too many steroids - soosie
it was getting too big for her to handle so chyna had to have her clit removed - Kimberloo
Thanks Rachel
The winning quote is so hot. Phoebe FTW!
Congrats winners! WTG ElB!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hellfire!! Ta MK, shocked i tells ya!
Oscartime.
Thanks to KDraco for cybershowing me her jugs and all you other fools *tears*, Clarisse, Sluttsville (nice compliment) Stock,C Word, etc *sniff* LOVE Y'ALL!!
Congratz 2 soosie and Kimberloo!! :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
*flashing boobs to ELB* WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Yeah winners!! Great stuff!
El B.,
You are unstoppable!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Congrats to All Winners...
El Bastardo ~ another fine performance
Congrats to soosie and Kimberloo; and big smooches to my all-time favorite El Bastardo. ElB, you make rolling out of bed at 5:30 am almost worth it...I said "almost".
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Kudos to the winners!
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Congrats to all the winners (ElB! ElB!) !!!
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Congrats to all the winners because those are some fucking hilarious entries!!!!!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
what on earth is this thing?
Is this what happens when Phoebe Price stays out in the sun too long, or is she just not wearing makeup?
So thats what happens when Mini Me stays in the water for to long.
"Please. Let me go. I want to go back to Xenu to be with Ron L.," intoned a severely mutated Tom Cruise as he gave the paparazzi one brief moment before, apparently, leaving Earth forever.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Seth MacFarlane out with his son who inspired him to create Baby Stewie.
Tommy Lee's peen got an agent.
SaMANtha Ronson left her strap-on behind on the set of Hohan's new movie and crew members just couldn't resist taking a few photos with it before returning it to its rightful owner.
Finally now we all get to see what Rojo Caliente has been hiding under all those 3 piece suits!!
Congrats on your 'catch' Cynthia Nixon!!!
Does Paris really think her new pet will look as cute in her fake prada bag as tinkerbell did?
...and this is what I pulled out of there after Michael K. left for the night.
Wouldn't you know, Paris has the first detachable pussy. Benji keeps it at home when Paris goes clubbing.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Keith and Nicole released the 1st photo of baby
Sunday Rose. She's has her mom's hair color.
When they lost the bidding war for photos of Brangelina's twins, OK! Magazine settled for a delivery room snapshot of Clay Aiken's newborn.
It's Finger Lizard Good!!!
OK - if this shit came out of my wife, then I'd totally name it 'Peanut' too.
So this is what Jessica Simpson meant by chicken of the sea.
"Almost one year to the day their son Liam was born, Tori Spelling and hubby Dean McDermott got the surprise of their lives when they discovered they were expecting baby number two!"
--OK! Magazine June 25, 2008
Gwyneth's makeup-less reign of terror continues...
Just when you thought Britney was acting normal, there she goes flashing her vajayjay again.
It took a while, but the "lopped" off part of John Wayne Bobbit's penis has finally surfaced.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
========She's beautiful, I saw her picture and many others over at www.hotorangelizardporn.com===========
Poor Baby Duggar #18! He'd just passed 4 months in utero when his mom sneezed in church and blew him out.
Would madam like to see today's catch of the day?
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Tom Cruise unleashed his alien when he caught Katie trying to escape.
I thought Andy Dick was still in jail!
Southerners are so fuckin polite. Every time you pass someone on the road they wave. Why in Kentwood they even have you slap hands with your dinner before it's cooked!!
Oh man. Not ANOTHER Verne Troyer sex tape!
http://www.cafepress.com/heartwants/4554606
Fishy McManhands
this is what happens when Pete Doherty feeds his pregnant pet shark LSD25
What bothers me most is...that it's smiling.
Clay Aiken's spawn had a premature birth . . . soon after a Cholo then tried to sell it to Kim Chi's Chinese Gourmet restaurant...
Looks like one of Angie's twins nearly got away.
____________________I <3 STEWIE!____________________
That's why Heather Locklear had a breakdown. Her Swamp Thing 2" baby came back to meet her!
Paris Hilton starring in "Men In Black 4"
ive always wondered what paris hiltons baby would look like imediately after its birth!!
And I've been telling the kids that Randall from Monsters Inc is only pretend.
Paris Hilton's coochie was so pissed off she couldn't bag Cristiano Ronaldo, it got up and walked out on her.
Ok, ok dude, you win, yours is bigger
Not a millisecond after Paris Hilton exposed her toxic chocha, this is what fell out.
Not a millisecond after Paris Hilton exposed her toxic chocha to its next victim it unattached from its host grew legs and ran away.