Emo Baby Is A Girl
Ass and Pete's little Emo Baby is going to be a girl. That's sweet. All of three of them can share tampons when Emo Baby gets older.
A source told Star (via SAWF) that Ass and Pete also found out Emo Baby's due date, "The doctor told them they actually conceived the baby just before Valentine's Day while they were on vacation and has given them an initial due date of Oct. 31. When Pete heard he might have his baby on Halloween, he went nuts. For an emo-rocker type like Pete, that would be just too perfect!" Oh shit. This means her name is going to be Elvira or Siouxsie Sioux.
There's probably a bunch of babies up in heaven, playing a never-ending game of "rock, paper, scissors" trying to decide who's going to get stuck with these two twats.
I still don't believe that she could get pregnant just by rubbing vaginas with Pete. I won't believe it's their baby until it pops out with flat-ironed hair, eyeliner for days and a severe case of acid reflux.
Wenn
home girl was buying toddler size striped hoodies at AA today and said she is due late novems.
The poor kid will probably be raised to be such an individual, but you know, only the right kind. Better hope it doesn't backfire and the baby grows up to be a nerd or something. Emo tards won't be having that. Everyone knows that unless you walk, talk, act, and dress just like the rest of them, you're just a freak. Hey, I've gone to school with emo kids, and they aren't as accepting as they think they are.
Better hope your kid won't develop a healthy appetite one day, because that's $50 worth of fug ass skinny jeans down the drain.
Better hope your kid doesn't grow up not confused about his sexuality well into his late twenties.
I'M GAY! NO WAIT! I'M STRAIGHT! NO, BI! NO, STRAIGHT!
And what the fuck crawled up Ashlee Simpson's cunt and died? She's just pulling an Asshole Lavigne, except kind of in reverse. Instead of changing from tough punk bitch into a Pepto Bismol nightmare, she proceded to go the opposite direction. But you know, what an excellent role model. Turning into the person you're fucking.
And they probably don't even know who the fuck Siouxsie Sioux is, and I have to say it's most likely better off they don't for her sake.
Submitted by Kwiggs on July 17, 2008 - 10:23pm.
Wow!! Emo babies only take 8 months to incubate?!
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That is exactly what I was thinking. Like I previously stated, I got knocked up around the same time, yet my son isn't due until mid November.
Interesting!
Wow!! Emo babies only take 8 months to incubate?!
This guy is such a fucking douche bag asshole. Why are these fucks famous?
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-I heard we are going to Giant Ape Island to capture a giant ape.
-I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
-What do they got there?
-Apes. But they're not as big.
A Halloween baby? They can name it Boo.
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Pete Wentz is like that guy who learns a lot of famous philosophers' names and famous book titles so he can pretend to be educated.
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DiamondDawg, I wouldn't call you a stupidhead :)
I actually meant that whoever stated that quote was a stupidhead...not Wentz...wentz is just a douche. He'd have to be--look at whom he married!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
I would just like to respond to Pete's Tshirt: Yes. No problem. Do you live in the same world I do?
O- It's not a question. Well. Whatever.
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I was born on Halloween. It was kind of a let-down to have a birthday on a major holiday when I was a kid. Having to share the excitement with all of the ghouls and goblins... :)
Their kid is probably doomed to misery regardless of her birthday based just on who her parents are.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Who seriously uses the phrase "emo rocker-type"?
And the day "emo" passes from the cultural vocabulary, I will be one happy organism.
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
I am just super excited and filled with emotion over this tidbit of news! PSYCH! *makes a big thumbs-down sign*
Its true about the whole orgasm thing producing more boys - making the environment A) more alkaline (kills the girl sperm) and B) the orgasm creates physical pulsation which helps the males reach the egg faster. . Also more planned babies are boys and more unplanned babies are girls. To do with timing of ovulation.I have a bunch of friends who have tried at home gender selection and I know far too much about it, tragically.
Anyway so is this baby a girl now? I swear I thought we already had reports it was a boy.
I guess Pete may write something on his journal. He did say they didn't know - after the reports came out of it being a boy - and he said they should know in a few weeks, which by now, is like now.
I sound like I care.
You know the revolution is over when you see Pete Wentz wearing a T-shirt like this.
The other day I saw a Greek wearing a black sweatshirt with "Revolution" on the shoulder in silver lamé.
When it becomes a fashion trend, it is OVER. Take it from one pissed off revolutionary.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
"yea...But make sure it matches your skin tone and it has style!!!!"
I admit, I have no style. I've been rockin the tired Bettie Page for waaayyyy too long & need something new.
ugly, ignorant, talentless, fucktards. the end.
Pete Wentz is JUST BEGGING to be locked up in Tommy Girl's dungeon with a ball gag.
yea...But make sure it matches your skin tone and it has style!!!!
Does anyone here like her haircolor? I'm thinking I might try it but want to hear what the masses say.
Yea or Nay?
Oh super emo fucking duper.
A Goth Emo Baby.
They say we choose our parents, if you believe in all that, something tells me this kid lost the bet.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
The most important game of rock, paper, scissor ever
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Oct. 31st? My baby was conceived around the same time and isn't due until Nov. 19th. Me thinks what they meant to say is she's planning on having induced labor on Oct. 31st. All the more emo to have your kid on Halloween, I guess.
That poor, poor ugly child.
In other words, she'll look like this.
http://www.70slivekidvid.com/puff/witchie1.jpg
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They will name her Wednesday. She will have Pete's teefs, Ash's nose before nose job, Pete's thighs and Ash's chin. Gorgeous.|||
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and we care because?
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Hey, Dawg...
I recycle, because cans are about 50 cents a pound here...If you save the beer cans from the weekend bashes, you can just about make the boat payment. :)
Oh, and I think I'd not pick on mom about the orgasm thing. She might whop you upside the head.
Signed,
no fan of Skankgelina, either.
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You're messin' with my good life.
hahahah Bodene....I'll bet Paris has never had an orgasm either.
ah, she doesn't deserve to have any.
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“It’s the number one selling clothing line so it’s going well."
- Heidi Montag
They will name her Wednesday. She will have Pete's teefs, Ash's nose before nose job, Pete's thighs and Ash's chin. Gorgeous.
parissucks:
Sure there are many ideas about gender selection. This theory is often cited when people seek fertility specialists, though.
Besides, I didn't expect anyone to overanalyze my post. I just threw this one out there because it "fits" Assley.
If she fucks like she dances, I doubt she's ever had an orgasm.
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You're messin' with my good life.
Bodean, it is someone's "idea"....so I'm not totally buying it. Not saying it can't be true, but
there are many suggestions on how to have a boy or a girl......
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“It’s the number one selling clothing line so it’s going well."
- Heidi Montag
wow! very cool Bodene. I guess my mom didn't have the big O when i was concieved, but she DID two other times! I gots brothers! If she were alive, I'd tease her. Then I'd get an a$$ whooping.
And...you prolly missed my wtf moment on sunday morning, but suffice to say, my neighbor would call me a misogynist if i repeated this content to her, which I won't because i'm never speaking to her again cuz she went batsh*t crazy when i didn't praise her high holiness angelina. very weird thing to meet a brangelina in RL - especially one who wears no make-up, dresses like a frump, has her cut like a teenage boy's and chastises anyone who doesn't recycle (me).
About maternal orgasm and sex of the baby:
The Shettles method of gender selection:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shettles_Method
Female Orgasm favors male sperm because they make the vaginal environment more alkaline.
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You're messin' with my good life.
This has nothing to do with the topic...
Kevin Griffin was so LUCIOUS back in the day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4EaAgsJpcM
Better than Ezra - In the Blood
Submitted by Bodene on July 17, 2008 - 10:59am.
So A**ley didn't have an orgasm when the baby was conceived. That's where girls come from. Not coming.
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Is that twue????
Is your name for The Bodeans?
Favorite Bodeans song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQfwpsp2s-o
from their debut album (pre-CD era) - Love & Hope & and Se* & Dreams
Submitted by Bodene on July 17, 2008 - 10:59am.
So Assley didn't have an orgasm when the baby was conceived. That's where girls come from. Not coming.
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can't say I've heard THAT one before.....
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
knowing assholes' track record...the fucking future sure to be unfortunate looking child will deny having been born.
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
Submitted by dementa on July 17, 2008 - 10:50am.
Oh, and a Halloween birthday is just the limit. I betcha she has her C-section scheduled for that day.
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I WOULD, TOO!! Halloween is my favorite holiday! I LOVE IT. Like even right now, I'm thinking about my costume cuz we do this huge Dia de los Muertos parade in the Old Pueblo.
I think I'm going to try for Spanish Infanta corpse - jumbo black gown, veiled hat and skeleton face. Ah. Good times ahead!!
So Assley didn't have an orgasm when the baby was conceived. That's where girls come from. Not coming.
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You're messin' with my good life.
I pity the poor baby-soul who gets "paper" when other soul-babies have scissors. S/he's screwed -- bad Hot Topic-style baby clothes, eyeliner, and a stupid name!
Oh, and a Halloween birthday is just the limit. I betcha she has her C-section scheduled for that day.
No matter the sex of the baby they will put eyeliner on that poor baby. It's hard to get baby vomit out of black hoodies too.
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Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 17, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Noooooooooooooooooo ;p
its my teenage moms fault!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
lol @ "What a stupidhead." (just the phrase)
Don't killz me again today but....I heard Pete Wentz in a radio interview about two weeks ago and the stupidhead is actually quite articulate and smart. He also referenced a number of great 80's bands as influences. Anyway, I didn't really have an opinion about him before the interview other than what knucklehead would hook-up with Ashley, but after the interview, I dare say I kinda respect him. He knows what he's talking about musically....but feel free to disagree. Just call me a "stupidhead" - I don't like the f-word at me. :-)
"For an emo-rocker type like Pete, that would be just too perfect!"
means:
"For a pansy assed pussyknocker type like Pete, that would just be too cliched!"
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
HAHAHAHA!!!
Michael you crack me up...I love you!!!
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I hope this baby comes out looking like Rumer Willis. Who am I kidding? She's actually here right now.... She's from the future and we're just getting a taste of the demise that is the world by putting their "spawn" in movies like "The House Bunny." There's a new conspiracy theory for y'all.
Submitted by LoLo on July 17, 2008 - 10:35am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 17, 2008 - 1:33pm.
1985 was a good year for nap time for me ha!
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if you're that young...well, then, i h8te you!!!
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Wasn't it reported a week ago that they were expecting a boy? I guess come that c-section time the world will know for sure.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
"The doctor told them they actually conceived the baby just before Valentine's Day while they were on vacation and has given them an initial due date of Oct. 31. When Pete heard he might have his baby on Halloween, he went nuts. For an emo-rocker type like Pete, that would be just too perfect!"
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Halloween too perfect? He's emo, not goth. What a stupidhead.
The Pete in the music business that actually DOES fit in perfectly with Halloween is Pete Steele, for duh's sake.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Who cares
and if i was with pete walking down the street I would not feel protected at all
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I'd gayelle it up with Dita