It Takes A Lot Of Money To Look This Boring
Jenny Aniston drops $20,000 a month on beauty treatments to maintain her looks. Don't laugh! A source told The National Enquirer that ever since she started doing fuckey times with John Mayer, she's been overspending on her appearance.
A friend claims Jenny gets private yoga lessons 3 times a week, employs a completely organic private chef and gets anti-cellulite treatments once a month. The friend said, "Jen is doing whatever it takes to hold back time - short of plastic surgery. Jen is insecure about her legs, so she goes for anti-cellulite spa sculpting treatments twice a month. They cost $1,000 a session, but Jen swears that the sculpting keeps her skin supple and smooth. She calls the treatments 'necessary tune-ups."
Bullshit! She's not spending $20k a month on "treatments."
She spends $10,000 a month on a monthly supply of Billy Bob Thornton's blood. She spends $5,000 a month on weekly make-out sessions with James Haven. And she pays Maddox $5,000 a month to call her once a month and say, "You are the most beautiful mother in the world. I loves you." Sometimes Maddox messes up and screams "SIKE" at the end of the call. She takes off $1,000 from his paycheck when he does that. Hey, she figures if all that shit works for Saint Angelina, it will work for her.
Here's some pictures of Jenny walking to her SUV in Los Angeles and John walking to his SUV in NYC. Thrilling.
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If she's obsessed w/ her legs n such.. She should NOT be wearing white cut-offs..well she should not be wearing them regardless, but White is not going to flatter her emotions.. Not at'all.. nope,, wouldn't do it!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on July 17, 2008 - 12:43pm.
If I had that type of money to waste, I'd be getting treatments to look as hot as possible, too.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
I'm with ya, Joe Shmoe.
Hey, what's your avie of? I can't tell.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Thank you missy. ♥ You are cracking me up today!
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
This bitch is such a hag. Can't imagine what she will do when that douche of a boyfriend she has dumps her ass.
I don't have a problem with her. She doesn't offend me. Now John Mayer on the other hand, serious douche.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
she has GREAT legs, The Breakdown! where are these "burgeoning cankles"?
I am very critical of legs, and I don't see anything.
I think she looks great, and $20,000/month is a crock of shit.
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
I like her style. It's understated and not overly fussy and over the top. Plus her boobs are still perky.
*ducking for cover*
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DeeDee, your avie is KICKIIIIIIN!!!!!
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And Douchebag Mayer is going to drop her ass in 5.....
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I was going to say the same thing Missy. His sleeves look completely ridiculous.
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
these 2 can both suck it
oh and john? your tatt sleeve looks fucking retarted.
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Again, not finished.
Jen should just get a face transplant.
'Friends', like her career, is ovah. No one would miss her. John Mayer can find another MILF w/o Kids to fuck.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 17, 2008 - 9:42am.
I think MK drank his lunch again. I'm totally lost on the last part with Haven/BB/Maddox.
Yeah, I had to re-read that part. I think he's saying that JA wants Brad back so she needs to outdo and undercut AJ.
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Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.
JA should just buy some stock in Summer's Eve if she wants to invest in a douche.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
She is beautiful and perfect. I LOVE her! She is the most stunning woman in the world! She is fabulous and wonderful and can do no wrong!
(for the peeps at JJ)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
I thought I was done, but:
sagging knee fat: check
burgeoning cankles: check
chomper chin: double check
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"You are the most beautiful mother in the world. I loves you." Sometimes Maddox messes up and screams "SIKE" at the end of the call. She takes off $1,000 from his paycheck when he does that"
MK: you are killing me...lol
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
If I had that type of money to waste, I'd be getting treatments to look as hot as possible, too.
I think MK drank his lunch again. I'm totally lost on the last part with Haven/BB/Maddox.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
If I had the money, I'd do it. I'd love to have a trainer & spa treatments!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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"You are the most beautiful mother in the world. I loves you." Sometimes Maddox messes up and screams "SIKE" at the end of the call.
LMFAO MK! I love u!
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
She should be spending more!
short of plastic surgery?
No, this bitch does NOT need to stop short. She needs to pass GO many many many times!
Save us the chinnery!
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wow, i'm so jealous!.........of neither of them. http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
She looks so pretty with the dress. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"*******last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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Seriously? $20,000 a month? I don't think she's getting her money's worth. Maybe she needs to re-think what she's doing.
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she looks cute...whatevers
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!