It Takes A Lot Of Money To Look This Boring
Jenny Aniston drops $20,000 a month on beauty treatments to maintain her looks. Don't laugh! A source told The National Enquirer that ever since she started doing fuckey times with John Mayer, she's been overspending on her appearance.
A friend claims Jenny gets private yoga lessons 3 times a week, employs a completely organic private chef and gets anti-cellulite treatments once a month. The friend said, "Jen is doing whatever it takes to hold back time - short of plastic surgery. Jen is insecure about her legs, so she goes for anti-cellulite spa sculpting treatments twice a month. They cost $1,000 a session, but Jen swears that the sculpting keeps her skin supple and smooth. She calls the treatments 'necessary tune-ups."
Bullshit! She's not spending $20k a month on "treatments."
She spends $10,000 a month on a monthly supply of Billy Bob Thornton's blood. She spends $5,000 a month on weekly make-out sessions with James Haven. And she pays Maddox $5,000 a month to call her once a month and say, "You are the most beautiful mother in the world. I loves you." Sometimes Maddox messes up and screams "SIKE" at the end of the call. She takes off $1,000 from his paycheck when he does that. Hey, she figures if all that shit works for Saint Angelina, it will work for her.
Here's some pictures of Jenny walking to her SUV in Los Angeles and John walking to his SUV in NYC. Thrilling.
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Jesus TheBreakdown.... calm the f*ck down! You LOOOOOVE angelina... and THAT says ALOT about you IMO !!! You need to let it all out at JJ.
And to think that when I get a pedicure AND a facial on the same day I'm "splurging".
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 17, 2008 - 12:24pm.
I am a LOT jellus of her b@@b perk. Do you think she had a lift or is that natch?
Considering how she seems to be quite fit, & she's never had a child, I think it could be natural. (Also, she's not hugely endowed ...)
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Eh. She's private, independent, get's a LOT of shit and just sucks it up and goes on with her life, doesn't constantly bait the media, doesn't have to have her hair and makeup done every time before she leaves her house. She's on par with nearly every other actress in Hollywood, which means not great. I have absolutely no problem with her.
The only thing she seems to have done that infuriates people to such a frenzy is marry some tool for six years and then get cheated on by him.
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Exactly. Great Post!
The "Friends Curse" is BULLSHIT. NONE of those people ever have to work again...I should be so "cursed".......
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
Maybe she can take some of that 20 thou and use it to shave her chin down.
And she should be embarrassed of her legs. I can see the cellulite from here.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on July 17, 2008 - 9:27am.
lol
good morning slut
Say what you will about Aniston, but at least she doesn't court the cameras by doing anything stupid.
Actually, she doesn't do much of anything anymore except for roles here and there. "Friends" curse is strong with this one (and Matt LeBlanc).
$20,000/month could feed 200 homeless bums for a month...or Beth Ditto for a week. What a waste.
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I am a LOT jellus of her b@@b perk. Do you think she had a lift or is that natch?
Eh. She's private, independent, get's a LOT of shit and just sucks it up and goes on with her life, doesn't constantly bait the media, doesn't have to have her hair and makeup done every time before she leaves her house. She's on par with nearly every other actress in Hollywood, which means not great. I have absolutely no problem with her.
The only thing she seems to have done that infuriates people to such a frenzy is marry some tool for six years and then get cheated on by him.
Submitted by missy on July 17, 2008 - 10:11am.
i thought it was psych too DD
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Lol. "Sike" is gonna stick, though. When I first saw it, my eye-brain thing wanted to read it as "Sake"
DQ ~ I wanna see moving picture quality!
To all ~ seriously, are there rumors they're engaged? That would be such a DISASTER for Jen. JM is clearly and utterly obviously not the marrying kind. He would break her heart on the eve of their wedding - she'd find out he'd shagged ALL the strippers at his bachelor party.
$20,000.00 Dollars a month on beauty treatment? Believe it or not, you just described every womans dream. Hell ya, I'd love to be able to drop that kinda money on myself to look good. And you just described every woman in Hollywood. They all do that. Except maybe Angelina and I think she could use some upkeep on herself she's looking old these days. I think Brad puts more money out for his appearance than she does. You can tell Angelina never works out. She is not toned or in shape at all.
Wait....do i see jowls beginning to develop???
Seems to me she spends too much time frowning. Try a smile Jen....imagine John is peeing on you. :D
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I just noticed how stupid John Mayer's sleeve is.
I dont hate her OR love her...she's just too boring to care. pffft!
She needs to go back to wearing a bikini because when she puts clothes on she just looks plain jane and tired.
nuff said....
lol@ SIKE!!!!
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my biggest issue with Jennif..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *snort* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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I'd like to look that boring.
Submitted by dementa on July 17, 2008 - 10:16am.
I swear, it's like looking at a giant blob of oatmeal.
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Am I looking at the same pictures you are?
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 17, 2008 - 9:55am.
I like JA. I think she's unique in looks and talented. I just cannot hate on her.
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Uneek? No way. But I would say she's riding the "all American type" wave quite strongly. I don't think she looks manly, either. I would like to see her stretch her boundaries and play a deranged woman in some movie. Something along the lines of Fatal Attraction instead of always playing it safe. But maybe that's just her deal...to play life safely. Must give her credit for making gajillions of dollars.
Someone tell Jen to pick up the phone - gravity's calling!
I swear, it's like looking at a giant blob of oatmeal.
There is just something so freakin' weird about that Nat'l Enquirer article and the blog response to it. Why is everyone focusing on the invisible cellulite and not on the NE claim that Aniston is "newly engaged" to Mayer?
mmmmm?????
I say...just let the woman be. She looks good, acts normal, takes a lot of crap off paps but doesn't complain. She's bought her freedom...let her go.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 17, 2008 - 12:03pm.
How are YOU? For being a "dramaqueen365247" you sure are top shelf!
Awwww, thanks! That made my day! I was looking for the AJ/JH kiss. I found the one, where they're all in black, w/ their eyes closed, but I can't find the other one w/ their mouths open. I thought someone had it as an avvie at one point.
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i thought it was psych too DD
*shrugs*
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She spends that much money to look this boring in front of the paparazzi every day, when she could spend less to just go away and disappear forever.
Wonders never case.
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I think she and Angie look around the same age...
IG: please NO!!!!
lizardo- you want short stumpy legs, go look at Kim Kardashian. It is the shorts that are unflattering....JA has nice legs, and that bump above her knee is muscle, not sag......jesus, I am starting to sound like a Jenaloonie!
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 17, 2008 - 12:53pm
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Yeh, it probably takes her hours to get ready to leave the house, but she manages to look relaxed and not overly made-up. My avie is Québec City in Canada.
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DiamondDawg:
Angie did not tongue her brother. But if I was her brother, I'd probably try to, so can you blame him if he tried to have sexy times with the original steeltrap thundercat?!
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I always thought it was "psych"
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I hate to say this, but she is wasting her money. Her legs are short and stumpy looking. She can't ever change that. Plus, if she is spending so much money on anti-cellulite treatments, they aren't working. I see some cellulite on the front of her chubby little thighs! LOL! She is so boring - the boring dull outfits, the boring shoes, the boring ugly handbag, the boring hair, the boring tits, the boring self-absorption... God, just go away! LOL!
Does JA still smoke?
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Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
I am waiting for jenfraud to weigh in on this. SIKE!!!
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Sad thing for JA is that people criticize her for being boring, but if she was anything else they'd criticize her for that. She can't win, really. At least she doesn't look like Jodie Marsh!
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
her nipples are always visible, and she always plays with her hair while she's acting, but I think she is a good looking woman....I don't see the "Maniston" that some people do...
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 17, 2008 - 9:59am.
Hey DD! Hope all is well!
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Hi DQ,
Thanks! I think I'm ok ;-) I simply didn't respond. Meanwhile, "it" continued to spew vituperatives. I did make friends (sort of) with Fata Morgana - it seems I'm the only one who knows about FM.
How are YOU? For being a "dramaqueen365247" you sure are top shelf!
SIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have not heard that word since jr high!!!!! this made my day!
Submitted by Sluttsville on July 17, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on July 17, 2008 - 12:57pm.
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DeeDee, you have excellent headlights!
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Thank you. ♥ I'll put em on the glass for you when you come to Texas!
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Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
She needs to invest in the Demi Moore knee tuck surgery....yikes!
Have you seen the Bucket List? Good movie, I thought the song at the end was great, thought it was Dave Matthews, then I see it's John Mayer and I was like WHUUUTT? Mayer is so lame....tries too hard.....
Submitted by Sheeps on July 17, 2008 - 11:44am.
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I can admire the spin he put on it, but I'm still suh-low today and he lost me!
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Submitted by DeeDee on July 17, 2008 - 12:57pm.
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DeeDee, you have excellent headlights!
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
im sure its a tax write off too
hey, at least gals like this keep the economy moving along.
girls are under a lot of pressure to look good.
Hey DD! Hope all is well!
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 17, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Why are her nipples always sticking out? Does she have implants?
She keeps thinking about me, cant blame her!
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 17, 2008 - 11:53am.
Why are her nipples always sticking out? Does she have implants?
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She probably turns on her headlights before she leaves the house. That's what I do anyway.
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Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
I like JA. I think she's unique in looks and talented. I just cannot hate on her.
I read a while ago an explanation from Aniston about why all her paparazzi photos look the same, boring, etc., where she said that when she goes out to run errands she puts the same boring shit on, and that way when they snap away, the pictures all look the same, could be from today or last week or five months ago, and it lowers the value of the picture. It's true when you think about it. JA in khaki capris and a white t-shirt and flip-flops x 500 pictures = boring. JA in a beautiful sundress getting a Starbucks x 1 picture = fabulous. I think it's a pretty neat idea on her part.
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Why are her nipples always sticking out? Does she have implants?
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Ugh, they're so boring together. I want a couple that kick and scream and threaten to kill the paps! I want my crazy celeb couples foaming at the mouth! And if they are otherwise talentless a plus!
Good day all you beautiful hores!!!
Breakdown's got it DOWN! But i still like maniston better than angie.
tangential question: Did Angie really tongue James at the Oscars that one year? I looked all over YouTube last night and could not find a video of that kiss. Anyone got a link?