It Takes A Lot Of Money To Look This Boring
Jenny Aniston drops $20,000 a month on beauty treatments to maintain her looks. Don't laugh! A source told The National Enquirer that ever since she started doing fuckey times with John Mayer, she's been overspending on her appearance.
A friend claims Jenny gets private yoga lessons 3 times a week, employs a completely organic private chef and gets anti-cellulite treatments once a month. The friend said, "Jen is doing whatever it takes to hold back time - short of plastic surgery. Jen is insecure about her legs, so she goes for anti-cellulite spa sculpting treatments twice a month. They cost $1,000 a session, but Jen swears that the sculpting keeps her skin supple and smooth. She calls the treatments 'necessary tune-ups."
Bullshit! She's not spending $20k a month on "treatments."
She spends $10,000 a month on a monthly supply of Billy Bob Thornton's blood. She spends $5,000 a month on weekly make-out sessions with James Haven. And she pays Maddox $5,000 a month to call her once a month and say, "You are the most beautiful mother in the world. I loves you." Sometimes Maddox messes up and screams "SIKE" at the end of the call. She takes off $1,000 from his paycheck when he does that. Hey, she figures if all that shit works for Saint Angelina, it will work for her.
Here's some pictures of Jenny walking to her SUV in Los Angeles and John walking to his SUV in NYC. Thrilling.
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Yeah, and I know if it's coming from "The National Enquirer" it's gotta be true...*big eye roll"
John's Dad is 18 years older than his Mother, age difference (only 8yrs between JA & JM ) is no big thing to John.
If I could, I'd be doing the same. =D
Will someone Please explain to me Anniston's appeal?
On a 1-10, her acting talent is a 3...her eyes are too close together & she is the human equivalent to a gap tshirt. I don't get it & never did w/her.
OMG Peaches, you have ALOT time to waste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20 000$ a month!! what a waste of money!!!!Jennifer is a stupid-boring-nottalented woman. AND NO im not a Brangelina fan. JENnifer is more known for her love life than her talent. Lucky she's benn married to Brad Pitt. That made her even more popular (compare to other friends)
For Fuck sake, if she wants to spend $20k on pampering herself, who cares? She has NO children, she doesn't have to become selfless yet! Why the hell do idiots turn a blind eye to Jolie & Pitt spending obscene amounts of money on jets, helicopter rides to and from the local grocery store, rent on a palace (when they already have a home in the UK), nannies and bodyguards 24/7 for each kid, plus ugly ass furniture that costs $300k?! Jen is modest with her money in comparison to those two kid collectors!
the 'friend' is full of shyt! manistan is using like $20 per month on treatments ... cause if she was using 20k then
1) her legs and knees wouldn't look like a 63yr olds
2) her hands wouldn't look like a 83yr olds
3) her hair would be conditioned and BRUSHED
4) she would have a bra on
5) she would have mended jean shorts on
6) she would have a clean t-shirt that's IRONED
i'm calling the story complete and utter bullshyt!
hhmmmmm. still looks like a man!
her chin looks like an inbred redneck chin.
all elfish and sh*t and not cute.
She looks utterly pissed in every picture. I wouldn't want to get in her way on the street. That look can kill.
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Cupid, the Friends stars made multiple millions per episode back in the day. None of them have to work to make bank anymore.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
I don't understand where she is getting all her
money. Friends has been over for years and she really hasn't had a big box office movie-has she? I don't get it.......
Wait, she's not with Ross?
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I've never been a major fan of JA (and I'm talking as far back to when she started out on Friends and has nothing to do with the brange drama), she's always seemed self involved to me, so this story seems to have a big ring of truth to it. But all the same, good for her.
These celebs earn stupid amounts of money so why not spend it on crap like that. Hell its also helped pay for all her face fillers, lip injections, 'deviated septum' nose jobs, hair colouring and straightening too. lol
Submitted by Clarisse on July 17, 2008 - 5:51pm.
Viva,
He is very charming! That isn't the role he normally gets so you never see it. He was funny in Intermission, but In Bruges definitely topped it!
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That movie was excellent! Just sayin.
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Viva,
He is very charming! That isn't the role he normally gets so you never see it. He was funny in Intermission, but In Bruges definitely topped it!
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yeah I am not really here today either but I just happened to refresh and see your comment and was squeeling with joy at the reminder. Colin was hilarious in that movie, I forgot how charming he was!
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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling
Viva,
Yeh, i was floating around! In Bruges was WONDERFUL! Made me fall in love with Colin all over again. I love Brendan Gleeson! And of course...Ralph FINEASS!
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Clarisse (if you're still around) how fucking brilliant was In Bruges???
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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling
Umm, "sike"? I think you mean "psyche" - as in, to psyche somebody out. D'oh!
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
God, what I could do with $20K per month! How embarassing for her to have that done and still look like a greasy, pointed ugly thing.....
Submitted by Clarisse on July 17, 2008 - 4:28pm.
peaches!
Wooohoo! what my sexy skank! loves ya!!!
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_Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 4:30pm.
email them with concerns.
look around on the site and check it out.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Cool LOLO, Should I send them my petition when I get it set up?
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peaches!
Here i am! They keep making me *gulp* work.
Mrs K.,
That was completely unsolicited by momma K.
I watched In Bruges last night!!!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on July 17, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Ignore Texndoc. That is a troll in a dlister's clothing.
He is the King of All Douchbags!
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Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Lolo what watch group is this, how do I join!?
It was MFWASTDOSSOTT
mother fuckers who are sick to death of stupid shit on the Television!
naw ha ha ha ha
http://www.publicintegrity.org/about/
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Wait, do you hear that??? I believe that is the sound of the loons howling....ROFL
LMFAO!!!!!!! Hey, Where's my bitch Clarisse?
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Submitted by tonicbitch on July 17, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Peaches, I can guarantee you the 2 girls 1 cup video is far less painful than reading JJ.
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dear sweet god! that is fuckin sad!!!LOL!!!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on July 17, 2008 - 4:17pm.
@Kizzy
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Sure doll, go right ahead!! Kick it in the teeth, if you want, I'm sure nobody will mind!! ROFL
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Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Wait, do you hear that??? I believe that is the sound of the loons howling....ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
@Kizzy - Ignore Texndoc. That is a troll in a dlister's clothing.
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mwaaah, do I have to? Can't I just scratch it once or thrice?
Lolo what watch group is this, how do I join!?
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 17, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Did my mom pay you to say that?
Thanks.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
yes Kizzy I'm going to split it in half actually make it two seprate petitions, for Brangelina's Pr whores, and a seperate one for the media! And I was of course respectful to MK and Dlisted! I won't hurt my Michael K! But I think I may send it to Jarred, hahahaa!!!!
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Mrs.Kravitz,
YES YOU ARE! You and Minch need a spa day!
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Peaches
CBS responded saying that it was only on their morning show.
The others gave a generic response.
It wasnt just me who wrote... it was a watch dog type of group and we werent the only ones!
Texn Dick is a fucking dumb ass, but my point is not just about Brangiefuckers it is about Yellow Journalism, integrity, and responsibility.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on July 17, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Gahhhh ITA!!! It was hard for me to actually post, just the snippets I caught trying to scroll down to the posting area made me gag. I couldn't get through it the first few times I tried. It's a difficult site to move through, anyway, but my gawwww, with all that cotton candy shit like spiderwebs up in there, I was too nauseated to handle it. I had to go back a few times, desensitize myself to that shit, before I could make it to the bottom of the page. Don't go without an emergency insulin shot handy. Whether you're diabetic or not.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 17, 2008 - 1:02pm.
MrsK, you are...you're worth it!
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I am getting some stuff "done" next week but I may have to do some, ahem, "freelance work" to pay for it.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 17, 2008 - 4:01pm.
If I had the money I'd be doing the same exact thing.
I deserve the best.
I'm special.
yeah it's her money, her buisness. why the media makes this into a story is another example of their stupidity. one thing I heard, Tommy girl wants to sue Petit tresor for disclosing the amount of money he spent there on suri. For once I agree with him, because that stuff is really nobody's buisness, and it's completly petty. I wouldn't want people knowing how I spend my money! If it wasn't for the whole CO$ thing, I really wouldn't mind Tom and Katie so much, they do seem more friendly and approachable than brangelina, but part of that is because they want to recruit people to scientology, so i just don't know.
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Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 4:04pm.
Kizzy
I think you did a fantastic job on that, doll. You do need to condense it a bit, but it is good. Whether anyone important takes heed of it or not, you got down how a lot of people feel, and they should know it. The public has a right to be heard. You go ON wif ya bad self, you hawt sluuut!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by EyeRoll on July 17, 2008 - 3:56pm
Said it before, I'll say it again: Someone has to graduate *last* in their class!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Peaches, I can guarantee you the 2 girls 1 cup video is far less painful than reading JJ.
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Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 4:01pm
I haven't been back since I saw they removed our fun posts, and I'm STILL picking cotton candy out of my hair.
It's the things they talk about and the things they say to each other that are sooo fucking creepy!! They don't have good cracks, so nothing they say will hurt your feelings, or do anything but make you laugh at the lameness. They are just freaksome! They congratulated each other on the birth, like it was one of them who did it!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Kizzy I put the long ass petition letter on this thread, I'd love to hear your imput! and LoLO, did any of those networks write you back? I guess an individual email isn't always answered by these peoples!
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MrsK, you are...you're worth it!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on July 17, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Good afternoon to you, sluuuut!!
Ignore Texndoc. That is a troll in a dlister's clothing.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 17, 2008 - So who has these tombraider stickers on their cars?
Nobody, but I was hoping that if we paste great big giant posters of Angelina to the grilles of our cars it would attract Brangeloonies to run out in front and towards us while driving. That way, we could pick them off one by one (or in groups-- I hear they travel in packs). You know, kind of how rats come to the cheese?
LOL!!!!!!!!!! God the stories Dlisters realy here regarding the Brangeloonies on JJ, I just can't bring myself to go on there and read the stuff they write, quite the same way I can't bring myself to go watch that two girls and a cup, video I've heard about! *Barf*!!!
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If I had the money I'd be doing the same exact thing.
I deserve the best.
I'm special.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by TexnDoc on July 17, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Dear Wannabee Wish-you-were: I have a hemorrhoid in my asshole. It's called Texndoc. Could you remove it for me please? It is really painful and sore, and sticks out a lot, I'm having trouble hiding it under my skirt. Tanx!!
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Fuckin' love ya Kizzy!!!!
Thanks xxyxz .
ALL DLISTERS, WATCH THIS VIDEO:
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Submitted by TexnDoc on July 17, 2008 - 11:01am.
<"Sometimes Maddox messes up and screams "SIKE" at the end of the call.">
Wouldn't that be "PSYCH!" you heard? I'm no siketrist but I think that's how it goes.
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this from a doctor who thought that HIPAA was HIPPA