Thursday, July 17th 2008
Morning Wood
Mena Suvari is marrying that?! Okay, he's kind of hot for a hobbit douche - I'm Not Obsessed
Reggie Bush wants Kim KardASSIAN to lose some of the lard in her booty - Celebitchy
Two dumb twats being dumb together - A Socialite's Life
Is Katie Holmes looking like this on purpose? - ICYDK
Russell Brand is sowwy for making a rape joke - Holy Moly!
The mole is gone! SJP did get her mole gnawed off - UsWeekly
Muppets you never knew existed - Best Week Ever
ShareThis
Usually I like Katie's outfits (not for her, but for someone older), but THAT is just heinous. There is no excuse for that. I can't even...
So is Kim Kardashian going to have her butt implants removed? If she does, she is even stupider than I think she is.
Oh Reggie Bush...don't let the door hit your fat ass on the way out!!
And get some man grooming done while you're at it.
SJP looks better without the mole, but Rex Reed is an idiot for making that comment about her in satc.
And Maxim has to be the dumbest, sexist, and most irrelevant 'magazine' out there. The asses who run it are a bunch of pigs. She shouldn't take their stupid poll seriously at all.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
If George Carlin couldn't pull off rape jokes, Russell Brand sure as hell can't.
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Now MLPP won't get oats from the feedbag stuck on her mole!
Moley moley, moley, MOOOOLLLEEEE!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Mena Suvari's manboypig looks like Joey Lawrence + Verne Troyer.
And, girlfriend got divorced not too long ago. Why does everyone rush into committments? Except the people who have kids together, they just live in sin.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
He looks like her son.
@TheBreakdown:
Exception noted.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personals ID on wealthy men personals site """""AffluentBachelors . c o m""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Submitted by HellaciousB on July 17, 2008 - 11:49am.
I bet if Russell Brand got raped it would shut his big fat hole.
I am pro sticking things in his ass against his will. He just looks like he wants it.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Katie stole that entire outfit (shoes included) from my mom's closet. That ain't right. What is sam hill is wrong with that girl? Scratch that. These days the question is: What in the world is right with her?
I bet if Russell Brand got raped it would shut his big fat hole.
Am:
no one has ever seen her act. Not even long time watchers of 'Dawson's Creek'.
But Oscars and Golden Globes can be bought and negotiated.
Just ask Pia Zadora
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@ TheBreakdown:
You obviously haven't seen her act. Unless the Academy voters all move to the land of Zenu, Katie will never get an Oscar.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 17, 2008 - 8:33am.
Thank you.
He's kind of like Spencer Tracy.
Unpretentious and gruff.
A real mensch, but sometimes he can be a hard nut to crack!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Mrs. K.,
You would make yourself a fortune if you could figure out how to clone Pudge.
I want a Pudge!
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Dayum Reggie Bush can comb MY bush any GD time.
He's hot
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I'd gayelle it up with Dita
Mena Suvari looks a bit "downs".
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"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 17, 2008 - 8:26am.
I just picked it up this morning for my bus reading. Pudge bought it last night at a book sale.
I ♥ Pudge.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Mrs. K.,
I have read that book at least three times. He is one of my favourite authors.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Clarisse on July 17, 2008 - 8:22am.
"a lot of moral goodness"
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Good TV always has a lot of hugging and learning!!!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Katie should have asked for the same agent Nicole Kidman had during her (insert laugh track here) 'marriage' to Tom Cruise.
At the rate she's going, Katie will have to stay married to him until retirement age before she gets her Oscar.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 17, 2008 - 8:21am.
Now THAT is funny. TommyG has her so stuptified she can no longer read anything deeper that a people magazine.
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Um, yeah, that's right!
*hiding my copy of People, quickly picking up Amsterdam by Ian McEwan*
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Mrs Kravitz,
I watched In Bruges last night!! Great!!!
Eli Stone is a TV series w/Johnny Lee Miller.
"San Francisco lawyer Eli Stone begins to see things, which leads him to discover a brain aneurysm. But his visions lead him to accept cases with little monetary gain but a lot of moral goodness"
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Did God invent us, or did we invent God? - Izzard
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 17, 2008 - 10:09am.
Dare I say it? Katie Holmes looks like a...librarian
Now THAT is funny. TommyG has her so stuptified she can no longer read anything deeper that a people magazine.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 8:04am.
For a second there, I thought that was Joey Lawrence's little brother.
Yup. If Mena's not ghey then I don't know nothin'.
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No se puede vivir con tanto veneno.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 17, 2008 - 11:18am.
Mena is looking kind of real-estate-agenty in that photo;
I was thinking Sharon Stone-y
Mena is looking kind of real-estate-agenty in that photo; like she aged five years for every one. Soon she'll be shopping for practical rather than pretty things, and buy all her shoes at Easy Spirit.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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AIM dreamhypnotique
Katie Holmes was my math teacher in high school.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by oklahoma on July 17, 2008 - 11:08am.
LCT.. I've been thinking about you.. Well that sort of comes w/ the territory when I'm sniffing ones underwear!
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I hope it smells like saucy beef tacos! Don't you just love vulgarity. How is your brain feeling today?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
NOT IMPRESSED:
I agree! She is short and stumpy, with big boobs and a big ass. I think she is very pretty, but I don't like her body at all.....
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Re: Muppets: Wait a minute... David Caruso isn't a muppet?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Kim has such a strange body shape.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 17, 2008 - 8:09am.
who or what is Eli Stone?
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Haha! That's what I said about SJP! I was right! It was just time for it to go.
PS. KATIE! I want you're Love Boat look back!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Dare I say it? Katie Holmes looks like a...librarian
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
And fuck Katie Holmes for making me miss an episode of Eli Stone!!!
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Did God invent us, or did we invent God? - Izzard
LCT.. I've been thinking about you.. Well that sort of comes w/ the territory when I'm sniffing ones underwear!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
I'd like Kim to lose 120 lbs and go away completely.
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Why do actors get married.
Here's a tip...It ain't gonna work.
OKIE! You beehotch, I'm in withdrawal. From you.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
OMG!
It just dawned on me that Mena's new piece is Kenny Chesney!
Run, Mena!
Like Avenue D said...
"he's just a fag anyway!"
another divorce with the charge being 'fraud' is a-coming.
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 17, 2008 - 11:01am.
Wasn't Mena married to someone else yesterday?
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What's your point? The same rules don't apply to celebrities. They can be still married and wind up engaged to someone else the next day.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
katie wearing those brown creepy dirty shoes w/ those black pants.. oh the shudders that is coming out of me now..
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
For a second there, I thought that was Joey Lawrence's little brother.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Wasn't Mena married to someone else yesterday?
And SJP's removal of her mole makes her more wind resistant for this year's Kentucky Derby.
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I think she is hot....and they look sorta' cute
I must be blind.
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Its a step up from her 46 yr old ex husband
That guy reminds me of the dirty pervert in grade 8 that went around licking his lips and looking girls up and down telling them he would be the best time they ever had.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie