They Got Tasered?!
Douchebags getting tasered is like laughing gas to me, but Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright getting tasered makes me sad. If only Josh was in his Dubya costume. Then I'd be laughing until my throat fell out and my dating life would be over. Well, I always have a-ho.....forget it. Seriously, this shit ain't funny.
As you know, Josh and Jeffrey were arrested in Shreveport this past weekend for their involvement in some bar brawl. A part of their arrest was caught on cell phone video and it shows some gross shit.
The video reportedly shows Jeffrey getting tasered and pepper sprayed several times by the cops as he lay on his stomach in the street. TMZ reports that several officers cursed Jeffrey out and used the the "N" word towards him. Josh was trying to control the situation, but ended up getting pepper sprayed in the eyes. The video hasn't been released yet, but you know it's coming.
This is why the cops always scare the fuck out of me. I talk a big talk, but when the cops come around, I become a 4-year-old girly with a speech impediment.
And how the hell are those cops going to taser, pepper spray and curse at Jeffrey?! Obviously they never saw Basquiat.
Expect a groveling, fake ass apology from these dumbass cops in 3...2.....
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Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on July 17, 2008 - 9:55am.
Shit. OK...your story is way more fucked up than mine...and I thought my story was fucked up. That's some psycho shit right there!
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Fuck it!
Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on July 17, 2008 - 9:55am.
I can one up you on that. I was crossing the street from my apartment when a cop who was parked in front of the store i was going into,flashed his lights at me, and made me go to his car, after yelling at me through his megaphone. Then he goes "I know you!" and I said, "you don't know me..." and he said, "yes I do. I asked for your number and you gave me the wrong one." I said, "I dont give wrong numbers, if i didn't want you to have it i would just say no." then he goes "well give me your telephone number."
and im like "are you serious?" he gives me this look like, do I LOOK like I'm joking?" and kept his light trained on my face while i wrote it down.
I went into the store, came out, he kept that light trained on my ass all the way to my door. As I got upstairs to my apartment the phone was ringing so I ran into the house thinking i was about to miss an important phone call and it was teh damned cop calling to make sure i gave him teh wrong number.
he consequently, began to stalk me for 2 months until I moved to a different state.
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Damn. Did you report him?
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 17, 2008 - 9:52am
Weird!
Cops are very controlling. Some are good ones, with the right personality.
Others have issues and become cops to abuse their power.
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Fuck it!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 9:45am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 8:38am
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ROFL The whole racial thing just kills me, it's like, evolve already mofos!! He's a person!
Josh Brolin deserved it for that time he roughed up his wife. Zap his ass again, just to make sure.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on July 17, 2008 - 8:33am.
You pulled me over to ask me out?!? I couldn't believe it. I was like, um...NO! He laughed and said have a nice day. WEIRD! I'll never forget that.
And lastly, good morning ladies and gents!!
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I can one up you on that. I was crossing the street from my apartment when a cop who was parked in front of the store i was going into,flashed his lights at me, and made me go to his car, after yelling at me through his megaphone. Then he goes "I know you!" and I said, "you don't know me..." and he said, "yes I do. I asked for your number and you gave me the wrong one." I said, "I dont give wrong numbers, if i didn't want you to have it i would just say no." then he goes "well give me your telephone number."
and im like "are you serious?" he gives me this look like, do I LOOK like I'm joking?" and kept his light trained on my face while i wrote it down.
I went into the store, came out, he kept that light trained on my ass all the way to my door. As I got upstairs to my apartment the phone was ringing so I ran into the house thinking i was about to miss an important phone call and it was teh damned cop calling to make sure i gave him teh wrong number.
he consequently, began to stalk me for 2 months until I moved to a different state.
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 17, 2008 - 3:33pm.
Did you know Tim Harris, a Florida highway patrolman, met his wife exactly the same way? Later on when she divorced his creepy stalker ass, he murdered a woman who looked like her - after pulling her over for a minor traffic infraction.
I've heard from women who have been in relationships with cops that they are often very controlling and can use their access to law enforcement information to stalk former partners.
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Lolo
This NYPD cop was strange. I was 18 at the time. He was 23. He lived at home. In Brooklyn, with mom and dad...he had a nice car...loved to drink and was always trying to get me to do some kinky shit that I'm embarrased to discuss right now.
I was smitten cuz he was very hot(hotter Bruce Willis-look-a-like), but the day I saw that peen I wanted to run for the hills.
One day I asked him to let me hold his gun, and he said "right here" grabbing his crotch.
I was like, NO! the big one! Over there, that .45 you have on your night stand.
He looked sad. I felt bad. lol
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Fuck it!
Cops like to bust me for something called a pot smell in my car.. IDK, I'm not familiar w/ this term.. But they get away w/ it. pretty shitty!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by letinstar on July 17, 2008 - 9:49am.
does using the "n" word make the cop's job of busting someone that much easier...i'm just curious....
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I think it makes it more fun for them.
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Submitted by Little China Doll on July 17, 2008 - 9:37am.
He was a huge black cop and I didn't mention that before. So don't go around insinuating that it's a RACE thing because it's not. Jesus.
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Except you're the one who continues to bring up race and brought up race initially, and brought up race in this post. Apparently, it is a RACE thing.
Jesus doesn't want to help you. You've hurt his feelings.
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Gee cops being abusive, using racist language and excessive force? What a huge surprise that is.
All things being equal you should be able to smell the sarcasm dripping off this post.
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does using the "n" word make the cop's job of busting someone that much easier...i'm just curious....
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
I was driving in chicago on lake shore drive in a car with a busted windshield, that had no license plates, and at the time i didn't have a driver's license OR insurance, nor was I wearing a seatbelt. basically, I should not have been driving.
A cop pulled me over, checked my social since i didn't have a license.
Instead of hauling my ass off to jail he told me I could GO (yes, he was letting me back on the road) then asked for my telephone number.
I was 21. I was also visibly pregnant. And yes, I was an ignorant jackass, but a goregous jackass with chola eyebrows so I got away with it.
So I guess cop stories are different all the time.
nothing better than a good cop, nothing worse than a bad cop.
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the cops will be put on " paid administrative leave" blah, blah, blah...
basquiat is awesome...it was on cable the other day...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 9:40am.
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If I were to ever date a cop, his peen would have to be at least 8 inches long.
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hahaha, If I were to ever date a cop it would be to borrow a gun to use in a murder..
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 8:38am.
Submitted by mike on July 17, 2008 - 9:34am
ITA. If you're going to arrest someone, no matter what they have done, you cannot use a racial slur!!
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Preach on, sugartits!
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Submitted by Miss Priss on July 17, 2008 - 9:33am.
I dated an NYPD cop in high school...he was all sorts of fucked up and had a 3 inch peen...he was hot though!
I would like to hear more of this story mah lady!
where i grew up the cops were quick to beat the shit out of you no matter what color or sex you were. They killed a naked man by beating him to death in the middle of the street because they said they feared for their lives. Now i did not see this naked mans bidy up close, but i cant image his peen was that bad that they felt it would kill several armed officers. They naked man had NO WEAPON AT ALL.
They cops walked.
The same police department had three officers drag a girl out of her car and moleste and beat her. She was 105 pounds 5'3. She was pulled over for failing to stop at a stop sign. The only reason it got heated was be cause of the racial insults hurled by cops. She is now blind in one eye. The cops walked. Apparently her WORDS made them fear for their life.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
GD it, what's with the double post fuckups, lately?
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Josh Brolin (still) rules.
I hate the cops precisely because they have the power to do shit like this, and more often than not, they abuse that power.
Show me a "good cop" and I'll show you ten of his bribe-taking, donut-sucking, trigger-happy coworkers. The laws they "enforce" were for the most part enacted by wealthy elites to protect their property and social status and have NOTHING to do with the rights of ordinary people like you and me.
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Submitted by Little China Doll on July 17, 2008 - 8:37am.
He was a huge black cop and I didn't mention that before.
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Ok, so maybe I was wrong about the small penis thing.
He was still a prick for saying what he said, though.
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If they paid cops (like teachers) what they're worth there wouldn't be so many shitty ones. Sad but true. Money can cure a multitude of ills. You can't tell me they weren't hating on the whole lot of them because of their perceived station in life. Pure jealousy. It's shameful.
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 17, 2008 - 8:33am.
I dated an NYPD cop in high school...he was all sorts of fucked up and had a 3 inch peen...he was hot though!
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If I were to ever date a cop, his peen would have to be at least 8 inches long.
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Submitted by mike on July 17, 2008 - 9:34am
ITA. If you're going to arrest someone, no matter what they have done, you cannot use a racial slur!!
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As angry as the "cops suck" generalizations make me, it makes me angrier that they're born from actual shit like this. Fuckers give the good boys (and girls) a shitty name.
Oh good god people, I'm not saying I shouldn't have received that comment from the cop for the SOLE purpose that I'm a "little white girl". My point was that I sat there as a tiny, little 95 lb girl who didnt say a single word and that's the FIRST thing he said to me, even before "license and registration". He was a huge black cop and I didn't mention that before. So don't go around insinuating that it's a RACE thing because it's not. Jesus.
And FYI...I did get a fucking ticket!!!
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Not trying to put words in her mouth, but I understand what Little China Doll is trying to say.
I'm not saying we DESERVE better treatment because we're white women. I'm just saying that based on what I've seen and heard, some black people get worse treatment from cops than some white people do. The way we gather that celebs get different treatment than non-celebs do.
It's not fair, but it happens.
Submitted by luckydraws on July 17, 2008 - 8:25am.
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 17, 2008 - 8:13am.
...uhhh, ok. this little white girl who isnt drinking or doing any other shit wrong and you'd take me to jail for THAT?" wtf ever.
So if you were male or a person of color, he should have busted you?
BTW, are you, indeed, a girl? or a grown woman who buys into the infantilization of women as a means of reducing your threat to the opposite sex?
Googoogaga - you go, racist and sexist GIRL! Or just slow down and be happy you didn't get a ticket, eh?
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I've gotta agree with luckydraws about that, though. Does it really matter that your white? Because I've known plenty of little white girls that SHOULD go to jail for one reason, or another. I can understand what you're saying as far as not being drunk or fucked up on anything as far as the unnecessary statement he made about taking you to jail, but a cop shouldn't say something like that regardless of the color of your skin.
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If it what TMZ is stating is true ("that several officers cursed Jeffrey out and used the the "N" word towards him."), then THE COPS IN QUESTION are low-born pieces of shit. No excuse for that, no matter what Jeffrey may or may not have been doing.
I dated an NYPD cop in high school...he was all sorts of fucked up and had a 3 inch peen...he was hot though!
And another time, this time in college, I went to the mall on my birthday to get an outfit to wear that night...as I was merging into traffic, a cop turned his lights on, and started following me...I was like WTF, I knew I didn't do anything wrong.
So I finally pulled over...this fucker comes to my window with a smile on his dumb face to tell me that he saw me leaving the mall and that he thought maybe we could go out for a drink. i look down, motherfucker has a wedding ring on..I was like are you serious? You pulled me over to ask me out?!? I couldn't believe it. I was like, um...NO! He laughed and said have a nice day. WEIRD! I'll never forget that.
And lastly, good morning ladies and gents!!
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Fuck it!
There are also a number of cops out there who are lazy and/or just don't care. I can't tell you how many times I've seen people make illegal moves around where I live (running stop signs, cutting off others, extremely close tailgating, etc.) when there are cops right there and the cops do nothing! All the time this happens!
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Submitted by luckydraws on July 17, 2008 - 9:25am.
So if you were male or a person of color, he should have busted you?
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Good question, I was wondering about that too...
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jeffrey was the star in george clooney's movie syriana. Expect George Clooney to write a long ass letter bawling out the police department in 5...4...3...2...
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 17, 2008 - 8:13am.
...uhhh, ok. this little white girl who isnt drinking or doing any other shit wrong and you'd take me to jail for THAT?" wtf ever.
So if you were male or a person of color, he should have busted you?
BTW, are you, indeed, a girl? or a grown woman who buys into the infantilization of women as a means of reducing your threat to the opposite sex?
Googoogaga - you go, racist and sexist GIRL! Or just slow down and be happy you didn't get a ticket, eh?
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 17, 2008 - 8:13am.
I got pulled over on my way to the beach a week and a half ago by an unmarked cop car. Once he came to my window he said "I clocked you slowing down at 75. Good thing because at 76, I would've taken you to jail". I was like...uhhh, ok. this little white girl who isnt drinking or doing any other shit wrong and you'd take me to jail for THAT?" wtf ever.
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what state? And he was just being a prick. He can't take you to jail for speeding, but he can give you a ticket carrying points. I know there are many cops out there who do right by the phrase "serve and protect," but there are still plenty out there who can't resist a good ol' power trip. Since you're a little white girl, he probably thought he could have a field day trying to intimidate you. He probably has a small penis.
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Alltheprettyones, thems some good cops you got over where you live. In some well documented cases in NYC, when an inner-city kid (usually female) goes missing the cops just say that she has ran away.
Don't taze me, bro!
Some of the most annoying, scary "good-intentioned" bullies I know went into the police academy.. Some of these ppl really get off on controlling the ugly masses..
There are bad eggs in ALL professions. It is not fair to blacken all cops just because some of them are scum-sucking bastard assholes. When my son was missing my police force came out and went above and beyond to help me. The district supervising captain came out and went on patrol looking for him. We found him (THANK GOD) at a local mall and to this day the Captain still remembers my son's name. There are cops on patrol in my area after school to watch the kids on their way home.
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I got pulled over on my way to the beach a week and a half ago by an unmarked cop car. Once he came to my window he said "I clocked you slowing down at 75. Good thing because at 76, I would've taken you to jail". I was like...uhhh, ok. this little white girl who isnt drinking or doing any other shit wrong and you'd take me to jail for THAT?" wtf ever.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Don't throw sticks at me, but, odds are, spoiled "do you know who i am" actors probably deserved it.
I'm so sick of people bashing cops. 99% cops are heros. You put your life on the line everyday to make sure that i'm safe, you are a hero in my book.
Submitted by annobanano on July 17, 2008 - 9:08am.
OK, now that's some scary shit! Love that you yelled "He's not a real cop" as you drove by. You should've reported his ass to the real police in the area!!
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 17, 2008 - 8:59am.
WORD. ITA. Much better to have them around and not need them, than need them, and not have them around.
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Cops are on such a power trip.
Weird personal story - a few years ago while driving home from work traffic was really backed up on a two-lane road due to cars turning left at the intersection. I drove around on the shoulder to make a right at the intersection. Naturally, a see flashing lights behind me (no siren)so I pull over. It was a police van. The uniformed officer asked for my license, insurance and registration and scolded me for driving on the shoulder because it would "anger" the other drivers. For whatever reason I did not have my registration and insurance. Knew that was a definite ticket without question. He looked at my license and said I looked like "too nice of a girl to steal a car". DING - wtf, no way would a real cop let me go or say that. Took a closer look and noticed that he had on a uniform and badge, but it wasn't a policeman's badge. More scolding and I was on my way, ticketless. I think it was some random guy who drove the prisoner transport van.
Couple of days later, I saw the same van, same guy with a woman pulled over. As I drove by, I rolled down my window and yelled "he's not a real cop". Give someone a uniform and badge and they think they are God.
But I guess it's not popular to defend law enforcement anymore.
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I can't say that I've ever run into a cop that hasn't come off as arrogant and power-weilding. I've never seen a cop drive the speed limit, when a emergency is not present.
I've never met a cop who wasn't completely patronizing.
For that reason, I can't say that I'm on Team Police Academy.
Nonetheless, that's not to insinuate that "good" officials don't exist.
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I have a love hate relationship with cops. When I've needed them, they've come but when they do shit like this, it pisses me off. HOWEVER, I love Diane Lane, so taser away on Josh.
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Spice up your life and titty slap somebody.
But I guess it's not popular to defend law enforcement anymore.
I'd rather have cops around than not have cops around.
It's sad that people think the majority are corrupt. There are corrupt people in every position, but the media jumps over every terrible act done by police, teachers and the clergy. I'd probably be a dick too if there was a chance I'd get shot every time I went to work. In order to choose to do that, you would have to have a bit of the " it can't happen to me" mentality.
Anyway, I've met many more pieces of shit at the playground with my kids than at the local police sponsored community day.
SAD.
That, if true, is utter bullshit. Frankly, I think tasers make a lot of cops lazy. Why exert yourself in any way when you can just tase them?
You sure those wasn't some NYC cops? Sounds like their M.O.