They Got Tasered?!
Douchebags getting tasered is like laughing gas to me, but Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright getting tasered makes me sad. If only Josh was in his Dubya costume. Then I'd be laughing until my throat fell out and my dating life would be over. Well, I always have a-ho.....forget it. Seriously, this shit ain't funny.
As you know, Josh and Jeffrey were arrested in Shreveport this past weekend for their involvement in some bar brawl. A part of their arrest was caught on cell phone video and it shows some gross shit.
The video reportedly shows Jeffrey getting tasered and pepper sprayed several times by the cops as he lay on his stomach in the street. TMZ reports that several officers cursed Jeffrey out and used the the "N" word towards him. Josh was trying to control the situation, but ended up getting pepper sprayed in the eyes. The video hasn't been released yet, but you know it's coming.
This is why the cops always scare the fuck out of me. I talk a big talk, but when the cops come around, I become a 4-year-old girly with a speech impediment.
And how the hell are those cops going to taser, pepper spray and curse at Jeffrey?! Obviously they never saw Basquiat.
Expect a groveling, fake ass apology from these dumbass cops in 3...2.....
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Submitted by Mix Well on July 17, 2008 - 10:38am.
oklahoma, how clever. did it take you all morning to come up with that? go take some medication and shut it.
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Ok, Now you're gonna have to stop w/ the compliments.. You got me blushing.. My husband, who IS currently beating me too, will think we have something going on, and will black my other eye. It did not take me all morning to come up w/ that lil diddy..I started thinking about it last week, b/c that's when I started thinking about you. And yes, why thank you, I will take more medication.. mmmm your blood stains my teeth..
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Submitted by Mix Well on July 17, 2008 - 9:38am.
oklahoma, how clever. did it take you all morning to come up with that? go take some medication and shut it.
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Wait--WHO needs the medication?
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Submitted by Mix Well on July 17, 2008 - 10:38am.
Why do you suck so hard?
I mean, you just fucking suck.
I hope your day gets better. Try green tea instead of your usual cup of bitch.
K? Thanks!
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 17, 2008 - 11:21am.
I lived there for a time. I can sympathize. I didn't have any problems with them but I have friends that have.
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oklahoma, how clever. did it take you all morning to come up with that? go take some medication and shut it.
Submitted by The.Alias on July 17, 2008 - 9:22am.
I'm glad I don't live in Chicago now. I'm moving to Manhattan, though, and suspect it might be just as bad.
At least you don't have to deal with that psycho anymore.
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Indeed. I love my new city. Not much crime here at all. it is a nice place to live, ranked #1 in the country by money magazine a few times.
migraineuse, you're so full of shit. every story that comes up here, you have to top it. my ex husband beat me, i watched a gang rape, tigger raped my cat. fucking lying p.o.s.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 10:07am.
Ab-so-lute-ly!
As for the reacist slurs, there is no excuse for it. But I remember when I fought with my little brother growing up, he would call me a fat pig and I would call him retarded. I was a size 9 and he got shitty grades in school. In case you have been under a rock, people say the most f'd up shit to hurt your feelings. They say the meanest crap to make you feel inferior, that they can capitalize on any insecurity you may have. It was wrong. But these cops were probably not part of a redneck lynching party.
I grew up in a law enforcement family and for anyone to make an abuse of power, pigs BLANKET STATEMENT about them, I can only hope that you are right when you most need some help.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 17, 2008 - 7:27am.
I saw the movie. The director left out the tasing.
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 17, 2008 - 10:30am.
nice
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@Mixwell.. *knocks @ door*
"its the police",, mixwell says, "come in, officer"
*opens door*
In runs rapist pretending to be police, then kills you and steals your SOUL!
But you should have just trusted his voice and word that he was a cop. I mean, he was in a blue suit.. did you read any of these stories???
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Jeffrey Wright is one of the most versatile chameleon actors around, so they probably did not recognize him as they were electrocuting his ass.
And yes, he was 'Peoples' in Shaft.
Can you say 'lawsuit'?
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Submitted by Mix Well on July 17, 2008 - 10:22am.
Fucking whiney assholes?
ha!
Well i pray you never drive through the places we are talking about and get pepper sprayed in your ass hole for running a stop sign.
Or well wait no... come on down. We will send the finest out to greet you! Bend over and spread em!
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The.Alias,
Oh it was ten hours, he was in the customs area, he was a smoker, nothing to drink or eat,no english, and he lost it out of frustration. RCMP tased him while his hands were up in surrender and his back was turned. Then FOUR of them jumped the poor soul. He started convulsing and they did NO CPR. Fuckers.
Where were the customs staff? Janitorial staff? Not one fucker notices this big man wandering the same little space for ten hours?
Okie, that is the sadness.
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Submitted by Mix Well on July 17, 2008 - 4:22pm.
And fucked up people gravitate toward certain jobs. Pedos gravitate toward working with children. Control freaks gravitate toward positions of power.
But abuse of power isn't limited to just "fucked up people". It's done by people who would otherwise be considered quite normal, just because they CAN.
After witnessing a gang-rape victim be bullied by cops out of pressing charges against the guys we all KNEW did it, I will never trust the police again. I don't hate all of them. But I don't trust them either. It is so easy for a cop to casually crush a victim under the heel of his boot. I'll never trust anyone with the power to do that.
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One time I was driving on a street in my hometown, minding the road and my own business, obeying the speed limit, and I stopped at a red light behind another car. When the light turned green and we started moving, a cop on a bike moved behind me and pulled me over. When I asked him politely why he'd pulled me over, he claimed that I was wavering from left to right to left lane and that I ran a red light. I informed him I'd been in the left lane since I turned onto the road and asked him which light I ran. He claimed I ran the last red light, but if that were true that means I would've had to drive over the car in front of me. I was younger then and I got upset and started to cry because I felt like I was being picked on for no reason, and he goes "Don't cry, it's not the end of the world." with a big smug smile on his face.
So my day in court comes because obviously I fought the ticket. Sooo...the judge asks me what happened and I told him the story in detail. The judge turns to the cop and asks him which light I supposedly ran, and the cop couldn't give him an answer! Case was tossed! As I walked out of the courtroom the cop turned to me and sheepishly tried to apologize. I gave him a glare and walked right past his ass--I was pissed because that day in court made me miss an important class at college. As I left, I got cheered on by some kid in the back. It was a VERY liberating experience.
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"you fucking whiny assholes, pray you never need a cop."
Trust me most of us pray we never have to have anything to do with them.
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It's idiots like this that give good cops a bad name.
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Here's a link to the story East End Girl mentioned about the RCMP tasering a Polish man to death at the Vancouver airport.
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I don't distrust cops in general; I usually have respect for them...
However, the problem with quite a few cops are that they were the high school bullies who got a boner from intimidating people.
It's pretty sad when you enter your career with the dream of being able to write tickets and make people feel like shit.
JW Gacy was a democratic party precinct captain and entertained children as Pogo the Clown, Letourneau was a second grade school teacher, Robert Goldstein was a podiatrist. fucked up people have a lot of different jobs.
you fucking whiny assholes, pray you never need a cop. odds are, karma don't put that call through.
Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on July 17, 2008 - 10:13am.
Report a cop in Chicago? that's like a death sentence. It's the most police corrupt city. They'll just get some drug dealer to kill you since they're all on their payrolls anyway.
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I'm glad I don't live in Chicago now. I'm moving to Manhattan, though, and suspect it might be just as bad.
At least you don't have to deal with that psycho anymore.
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EEG.. I live in TN, and in Cookeville, this cop pulled over a car w/ a family.. Mom, dad, Kids, lil family doggie. Well I guess he had the dad get out for questioning.. The dog jumped out of the car (just a small house dog) The cop shot the doggy, in front of the kids.. Said he was scared for his life, and it might "bite" him. Like traumatized those kids.. This fucking POS cop had to MOVE.. oh the death threats he received after that. what a pussy to do that, had no reason at all!
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 17, 2008 - 10:16am.
I haven't had a cup of coffee yet, but I live in Vancouver where the RCMP tasered a man to death at the airport. The video is on youtube and is truly revolting. (sorry I am a 'puter tard and don't do links)
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I saw that on TV a last weekend. The guy was Polish and couldn't speak English, got lost in the airport for six hours without help - got fed up and went a little crazy (understandable in such a stressful event) , and the cops tazed him twice.
That was horrible.
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"Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 17, 2008 - 9:16am.
I can't wait for these racist ass cops to issue an explanation for this bullshit:
"Oh, if we had known you were an award-winning Negreaux instead of a stereotypical n*gga on the streets, we wouldn't have tasered ya...
"we just would have beaten ya a bit and then sprinkled crack on ya"
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DID they actually say that to him? Then had the gall to insult him further and taser him?
that is so inhumane. what is wrong with people?
oh snap, wtf, i didn't realize Jeffrey Wright was "Peoples" in shaft! Are you serious? No way. I gotta check Imdb. I thought that performance was not only good but funny.
I can't wait for these racist ass cops to issue an explanation for this bullshit:
"Oh, if we had known you were an award-winning Negreaux instead of a stereotypical n*gga on the streets, we wouldn't have tasered ya...
"we just would have beaten ya a bit and then sprinkled crack on ya"
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I haven't had a cup of coffee yet, but I live in Vancouver where the RCMP tasered a man to death at the airport. The video is on youtube and is truly revolting. (sorry I am a 'puter tard and don't do links)
We also had an incident where the cop pulled his gun instead of his taser and shot a teenager.
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Submitted by DeeDee on July 17, 2008 - 10:09am.
Hahaha Okie! No, that's not Elton. But I know Claire Huxtable could get Charles Manson out of jail with her lawyering skills.
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NO lie.. And I love your new Sig line.. I can hear that in his voice right now.. I love that movie soo much. *hugs the VHS* ahahahah..I said VHS..
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Stupid fucking cops. I've never met a helpful cop in my life and have seen/heard/read about way too many stories like this. I actually had a cop ask me if I was "scared now" when I got pulled over. It's like, uh, why, are you going to rape me or something you damn redneck? Fuck fuck fuck cops! Power abusing shitheads.
Ahem.
Sorry. Feeling ranty.
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 17, 2008 - 9:58am.
Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on July 17, 2008 - 9:55am.
Cocoa that is nuts!
Miss Priss yours was ALL nuts and no twig i guess ;0! NO PEEN!
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Jeffrey Wright is hands down on of the best actors in the U.S. and even the world.
He is under appreciated.
Check out his movies. He is a scene stealer.
He is an Emmy, Tony, Golden Globe, Independent spirit award, etc..
I loved his character in Shaft. You would never know he wasn
t Dominican. Totally awesome actor...
Submitted by The.Alias on July 17, 2008 - 8:57am.
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Report a cop in Chicago? that's like a death sentence. It's the most police corrupt city. They'll just get some drug dealer to kill you since they're all on their payrolls anyway.
I had a sneaky suspicion that the cop was a serial killer-- now don't think im crazy but he would call me at midnight and ask me to go out with him because that's when his shift ended. i would tell him i couldn't because my kids were sleep. He would ask me to leave them there and just go. and im like, wtf is this motherfucker crazy? They're babies? Who on earth would leave their babies in the house to go fuck a police officer? And what kind of police officer would ask you to do that?
I was thinking he was going to lure me off with no witnesses and kill me, so that's why i moved. Plus, the story ended on an even weirder note but he is gone for ever.
plus he lied about his name. he told me his name was james when we met (i remembered because my exhusband's name is james), but then he would call and leave voice messages from "keith".
he couldn't even keep his lies straight.
When are the police going to realize that everybody in the Western Hemisphere has a cell phone with a camera? You would think having this knowledge would make them think "Hmm, maybe I shouldn't taser this black actor and call him an offensive racial slur."
People need to realize that for better or for worse nowadays, there is very little you can do without someone watching. Not that you should call someone a racial slur if someone isn't watching.
Morons.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 17, 2008 - 8:59am.
As for Diane Lane, if he did something, she should have pressed charges / left him if she expected sympathy from me.
She dropped the charges and they're still together, so it either wasn't what she said it was, or she's weak.
My ex-husband tried to pull something similar, called the police and told them I assaulted him, (wasn't true; he just wanted me out of OUR house). Fortunately, when he couldn't show them any injuries, they laughed at his lying ass. I imagine they would take a woman more seriously even if she had no injuries, though. Doesn't mean what she said was true. (Doesn't mean it wasn't, either. Just playing devil's advocate here.) People do all kinds of histrionic shit during arguments.
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My uncle's ex-hobag pulled that shit one time, after SHE assaulted HIM! After she pushed him, she called the cops and told them he was slapping her around (which I know for a fact is utter bullshit...first of all, my uncle wouldn't hurt a fly...secondly, this happened just after he got back from work and he's got juvenile diabetes which makes him extra weak and tired.) and they arrested him! They didn't check either of them for marks/evidence and if they had they would've seen that my uncle has a bruise on his arm while his ex-wife was completely unmarked.
Of course, considering the fact that she had a child out of wedlock with a man who was married to another woman AND had a reputation as a raging slut, she was probably sleeping with half the force AND the judge...the dirty c-word!
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Bad cops are no joke. Unfortunately, any time someone wields that much power abuses are going to occur. My husband has been a cop for just over ten years and every day is a challenge. The job can be incredibly uplifting but it also can suck the joy out of life within seconds. One minute you're being congratulated for saving someone's life and the next someone is driving by yelling "pig" with their middle finger in the air.
Hahaha Okie! No, that's not Elton. But I know Claire Huxtable could get Charles Manson out of jail with her lawyering skills.
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I don't know what really happened here, but drinking preceding the arrest, right? In my younger days, I was hassled a bunch of times by the police and arrested a few times. In nearly all cases, I was doing something illegal and deserved it. Being a cop is a tuff, scary gig and there are a lot of crazy, violent people out there. I know there are too many bad cops, just like they're too many bad doctors and housepainters.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 17, 2008 - 10:02am
I agree with you about the abuse of power issue. It is far too easy for cops to abuse their power, but that's true of any job. The receptionist at the Drs. office is a bitch because she knows she holds the key to appointments. If you suck up to her, and bring her little gifts, she gives you fast and convenient appts. You just go in regular, you have to take your chances.
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Submitted by The.Alias on July 17, 2008 - 9:51am.
this must be how many cops and others get their "fun" then...;)
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Is that Eldon from the Cosby Show? Dang, He's been that age forever.. Isn't Dr. Cosby's wife a lawyer,, They better watch out: those cops, i mean!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
This is why the cops always scare the fuck out of me. I talk a big talk, but when the cops come around, I become a 4-year-old girly with a speech impediment.
This is seriously the funniest thing I've read in a long time...LMFAO.
I talk a big talk, but when the cops come around, I become a 4-year-old girly with a speech impediment.
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I love to say the words "speech impediment" while pretending to have a speech impediment while LMAO at someone who really DOES have a speech impediment..
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 17, 2008 - 3:56pm.
I have a more jaded view, but that's possibly due to my life experiences. I think cops THINK they are good people, just as most of us do. But when you are in a job that allows far too much power to a single individual or small group of individuals, it is easy to abuse that power. They do it because they can and because it saves them time and effort.
After witnessing cops in action far too many times, I've come to realize that Reno 911! is pretty much a documentary, only the reality isn't funny at all.
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@YourmomAteTaco.. That's even a better idea.. Juicy! Evidence ganker!! Muah
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by oklahoma on July 17, 2008 - 9:51am
That's bullshit!! They let Britney, Paris, Mooriah, JLo + sell perfume, but they gotz the nerve to bust you for a smell??? Arrest those bitches first!! ROFL
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As for Diane Lane, if he did something, she should have pressed charges / left him if she expected sympathy from me.
She dropped the charges and they're still together, so it either wasn't what she said it was, or she's weak.
My ex-husband tried to pull something similar, called the police and told them I assaulted him, (wasn't true; he just wanted me out of OUR house). Fortunately, when he couldn't show them any injuries, they laughed at his lying ass. I imagine they would take a woman more seriously even if she had no injuries, though. Doesn't mean what she said was true. (Doesn't mean it wasn't, either. Just playing devil's advocate here.) People do all kinds of histrionic shit during arguments.
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If I were to ever date a cop, his peen would have to be at least 8 inches long.
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hahaha, If I were to ever date a cop it would be to borrow a gun to use in a murder..
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I'd do it for the drug busts! "Hey, baby, can I come with you guys when you do the drug bust?" And then later his partner would say, "Hey, didn't we confiscate more weed/coke than this?" as he scratches his head...
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