They Got Tasered?!
Douchebags getting tasered is like laughing gas to me, but Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright getting tasered makes me sad. If only Josh was in his Dubya costume. Then I'd be laughing until my throat fell out and my dating life would be over. Well, I always have a-ho.....forget it. Seriously, this shit ain't funny.
As you know, Josh and Jeffrey were arrested in Shreveport this past weekend for their involvement in some bar brawl. A part of their arrest was caught on cell phone video and it shows some gross shit.
The video reportedly shows Jeffrey getting tasered and pepper sprayed several times by the cops as he lay on his stomach in the street. TMZ reports that several officers cursed Jeffrey out and used the the "N" word towards him. Josh was trying to control the situation, but ended up getting pepper sprayed in the eyes. The video hasn't been released yet, but you know it's coming.
This is why the cops always scare the fuck out of me. I talk a big talk, but when the cops come around, I become a 4-year-old girly with a speech impediment.
And how the hell are those cops going to taser, pepper spray and curse at Jeffrey?! Obviously they never saw Basquiat.
Expect a groveling, fake ass apology from these dumbass cops in 3...2.....
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If this item is true, I hope both the actors, the production company, the insurance company and everyone there that night sue the City of Shreveport and bankrupt that fucking town.
Those cops obviously never saw "Angels in America." You do NOT Tase Belize! Those fuckers didn't know who they were messing with.
Their asses are grass now.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 17, 2008 - 10:38am.
DeeDee, I think we all need to tape ourselves performing, after our KT dance lesson, and send them to Sheeps.
PSL, an excellent idea.
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TMZ reports that several officers cursed Jeffrey out and used the the "N" word towards him. Unfortunately this is no surprise....
VVL, 911 is NOT the 1st # I call in an emergency: I figure what's the point: they either show up too late or not at all. . .
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 17, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Cops can be assholes, but that doesn't stop me from calling 911 in an emergency, I just don't really expect them to help much when they get there.
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I saw THE FUNNIEST bumper sticker the other day. It said:
IF YOU DONT LIKE COPS, TRY CALLING A CRACKHEAD THE NEXT TIME YOURE IN TROUBLE
ahahahahaa!! brillz!!
obviously not all cops are bad. but a lot of the ones ive dealt with are.
one that arrested me was nice. he let me leave my car in the pjs instead of impouding it. thank you kind cop wherever you are!
but for the rest of you (ESPECIALLY ALL YOU FORT LEE NJ COPS)
FUCK THE POLICE!
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Nitty, I hope that insurance goes through by tomorrow!
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
Congratulations missy!
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Cops can be assholes, but that doesn't stop me from calling 911 in an emergency, I just don't really expect them to help much when they get there.
In Va I knew these cops and one was cheating on his wife with my friend so I guess his partner thought we could make it doubles and I told him to fuck off. A week later he pulled me over for speeding bc I was late to work and proceeded to give me 5 tickets, and gave me the whole speech about "this is not an admission of guilt do you understand blah blah blah" for every single one. Took about 45 minutes and $500 bucks. Would have been more if the judge didn't throw out 3 of the charges.
Fuck the police.
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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling
oh, XX, this is great, Ive always wanted to live in Cali :)
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Submitted by Mix Well on July 17, 2008 - 12:37pm.
"ive been arrested about 7 times"
gosh, a career perp that hates cops. heres a thought, get your shit together and stop getting arrested.
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hey thats good advice - I DID!!
ElB - I was hooked on junk for 7 years.. posession, theft, fraud... stuff that goes along with having a dope habit
I DID realize that my life is in my own hands and if i wanted to not be at the mercy of people who are less intelligent and less enlightened than myself Id have to play by their rules.
Ive been clean since Sept. 02
FUCK THE POLICE!!!
FUCK THE POLICE!!!!!!
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Submitted by missy on July 17, 2008 - 5:07pm.
ive been arrested about 7 times and ive never been read my miranda rights. NOT ONCE
Hooking? Crack? What?
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_Submitted by NitWitty on July 17, 2008 - 1:36pm.
A rap version?
I will in a fuggin second!
EXCELLENT IDEAR!
MISSY! I am out of falaffel but ize gots you a twatt waffle!
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Submitted by Mix Well on July 17, 2008 - 12:37pm.
"ive been arrested about 7 times"
gosh, a career perp that hates cops. heres a thought, get your shit together and stop getting arrested.
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Hey diarrhea mouth...why don't you stuff another donut in your mouth and call it a day?
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
I'll also sleep on a couch or under a sink, ElB. I'm good like that.
LOL at sinkholes. When I went to ABQ a few weeks ago they had a sinkhole occur near where I was staying. Coincidence? I think NOT!
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
DeeDee, I think we all need to tape ourselves performing, after our KT dance lesson, and send them to Sheeps.....let him judge who has the most talent and grace.....
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
"ive been arrested about 7 times"
gosh, a career perp that hates cops. heres a thought, get your shit together and stop getting arrested.
lolo, that is awesome cause I am totally craving fallafel today
FUCK THE POLICE!
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I'll let my husband sleep in the closet and Missy can be in bed wif. me!
LoLo..Do you have a rap version of "those were the days?" Dee only has a couple moves, so we have to humor her.
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Submitted by DeeDee on July 17, 2008 - 5:30pm.
Oh I see ElB. You willing to take those kind of risks and you don't live here? I hope you have an extra bed and some tasty snacks, because I'm moving in!
Extra bed????????? Shit. :o(
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lol @ sinkhole. I miss my MS account:(
Oh right Nit. I shoulda remembered that important dance move from KT So. She's gonna be so mad at me!
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Missy, that's okay. Sounds like Xxy has some new digs. She'd probably let you live in one of her closets...
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
PSL, a sinkhole in Pasedena? That's impossible, Dee and I aren't there!
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_Submitted by missy on July 17, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Thats it Missy.
Im your new lebanese lover
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Hey, Sexy XXy and Dee! Glad to see the party is still rockin on..Uh, Dee..You need to pull the G-string back up so I can slip you the dollar bill!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
XX - ive been ok... im kinda gonna get fired... i guess it turns out i dont give as much of a crap about my job as i thought.. im sure ill miss it when its gone. but im still workin today! soooo
FUCK THE POLICE!!
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*plays All in the Family theme song for the D-list hookerbot 3000 reunion tour*
Thooooooose were the days.
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Hi Nitty! You weren't here earlier, and missed my report on the sinkhole in Pasadena!
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
viva, on topic:
Fuck the police!
Fuck the police!
Fuck the police!
Fuck the police!
Fuck the police!
Fuck the police!
Fuck the police!
Fuck the police!
Break it down.
Fuck the police, yeah!
Fuck the police, for darryl gates.
Fuck the police, for rodney king.
Fuck the police, for my dead homies.
Fuck the police, for your freedom.
Fuck the police, dont be a pussy.
Fuck the police, have some muthafuckin courage.
Fuck the police, sing along.
(couldnt resist guys)
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NITTY! ♥ *nalga slaps and chichi rubs*
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
NitWitty!!!xoxoxo
this is a Dlisted reunion
Oh I see ElB. You willing to take those kind of risks and you don't live here? I hope you have an extra bed and some tasty snacks, because I'm moving in!
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Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Missy
how have you been?
and XX - my gal!! ♥♥
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So this is where all the freaks and motherfuckers are..It was just a hunch! What up, mah peeps?!
Missed you all THISSSSSSSSSSSSSS much!
*atomic wedgies all around*
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Missy! smooches whore! I love some good online Girl-on-girl action. Or in real life, but that's for another day!
XX I am going to VA for a ravefestivaltypethingy in August but let me know when you come here so we can meet up if I am in town
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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling
DeeDee and xxy! Mah beeshes! *hugs*
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Oh yeah... topic: what the fuck?
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Viva
yes... I'm all moved in. & we got our deposit back from our other place. I think we MIGHT go to Vegas in August.
VIVA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs over to viva*
*tongues viva's nipples*
hey doll face!!!! nice tits!!
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Paris already is like a cockroach...that bitch has survived disease and humiliation.....her crabs are indestructible, I'm afraid.....
oh GREAT ElB......thanks for caring about your fellow human beings....
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
sup bitches? I have no shame! I haven't been here in like 3 days (!!!) and missed you sluts.
XXYXZ are you all moved and stuff?
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Submitted by DeeDee on July 17, 2008 - 5:19pm.
@ElB But we run the risk of "what doesn't kill them makes them stronger." Are we as a nation willing to take that risk?
I'm not in your nation so i dont give a shit! Hahahahahaha!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!! :o)
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_Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 17, 2008 - 1:20pm.
NICE RACK!
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VLL
whats up?!! I haven't talked to you in like FOREVER
Well hello Miss Viva! ♥ Your avi is smokin!
Hi xxyxz! Wassa goin' on?
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Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Viva- Smooches!
I stare at this screen way too long and think I've responded when I just smiled in my head.
jeepers what does a girl have to do to get some love this morning? I guess I'll have to go back to showing my boobies for attention...
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@ElB But we run the risk of "what doesn't kill them makes them stronger." Are we as a nation willing to take that risk?
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