Wednesday, July 16th 2008
Claire Danes Is Looooooong
Claire Danes (the one in the red bikini) looks like a loooong piece of pulled taffy. I want to grab one of her hands, then grab one of her feet and use her like a jump rope.
Angela Chase is looking a bit grouchy! She's probably mad because that beach umbrella has bigger chichis than she does. It's okay, Angela. That beach umbrella will never have a best friend like Rayanne Graff.
Here's Claire looking like me in a bikini while vacationing with her boyfriend, Hugh Dancy, in Italy.
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shooooo gurl put some BBQ sauce on them ribs!
Bandeau style bikini tops are probably the least flattering on small breasted women. Just awful.
Band-aids are cheaper and waterproof.
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Submitted by JuneStar on July 16, 2008 - 7:29pm.
she never had boobs. if you watch romeo and juliet you can see. flat as a board! she has a long torso, if she had anything up top it wouldnt look as odd. she's only 5'5''.
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OK. I get her ass mixed up with Kiki Drunkst, but I will have to say, I think this ho looks good, and I'm gonna break out in hives for sayin' something nice about a ho so...without make up...kinda a butterface...Oooooh, that soothes the itch...
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 16, 2008 - 8:04pm.
I don't hate on Claire, I never see her except when she's promoting a movie.
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I agree, she is very low key, not a publicity whore like Angelina, Paris,etc. Perez hates her for some reason, so another plus for her in my book.
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Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on July 16, 2008 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 5:13pm
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For reals, if she just dropped the top, who the hell would notice? The first time she dives, that sucker's going directly to her waist, anyway ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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And aaaannnnnnnnnoooooooooo.
I saw her in Stardust. Her accent was fucking amazing. I didn't think she was capable of anything but donkey-laughing.
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she never had boobs. if you watch romeo and juliet you can see. flat as a board! she has a long torso, if she had anything up top it wouldnt look as odd. she's only 5'5''.
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Woh, the boyfriend is totally hot.
Where are her tits??? Didn't she used to have tits? Am I confusing this generic ho with Kiki "my tits will be down to my knees before 30" Drunkst?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 5:13pm.
Word!
When you have pecs like a dude you might as well not. Bikini tops only draw more attention to your flat-chesticles.
homegirl needs a Big Mac and an entire cheesecake.
I thought Hugh Dancy was meant to be strickly dickly and proud of it? Guess I was wrong!
too many bones.
eat, and show some flesh. they we can talk.
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ROOF FLIES OFF!
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Mr. President on July 16, 2008 - 8:22pm
I just rented "The Flock" at Blockbuster with her and Richard Gere.
It was not hideous.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
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MK, you ain't gots to lie...you know you look hotter in a bikini!
Claire is meh now, but I used to love her in My So-Called Life. Yes, I am that old.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Haven't we seen her in this bikini before? Or was that the one Kate Hudson was wearing during the pregnancy debate?
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I really liked her in Terminator 3. But then again, she wasn't wearing a bikini. I don't know about any of her other projects since I can't recall the last time I saw a movie which featured fewer than ten explosions..
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I just avoid seeing any movie she's in and I'm happy. I think she's awful.
matka boska! That girl needs an extra helping of potato chips and ribs. Sweet lord she looks just hideous. (you know skelator, if you ate something once in a while, you just might have something that resembles hips and boobs)
"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
ya'll are such hatas. :)
Why bother with the swimsuit top when you have the chest of a 9-year-old boy?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
She looks too thin to me. She could use a little extra weight and maybe a one-piece suit.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
To quote Keith Olbermann from his commercials for Boston Market: "EAT SOMETHING!" The ribs aren't attractive, Claire.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 6:08pm.
PS. I'm having a serious love/hate relationship with iHeartHaters siggie.
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I know...it's so true! The fact that I died laughing while reading it AND understood it told me that I was officially old LOL
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
For some reason this photo reminds me of that song "Me and my Arrow"
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW, WTF? She looks like a big stick - where are her boobies??
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 16, 2008 - 8:06pm.
Jesus Christ... EAT SOMETHING.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 16, 2008 - 8:06pm.
Claire annoys me with that "whoa is me" look that she always has on her boring face.
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Whew! Not alone. I will add: It's great she's so thin (knowing how we, as a culture, LOVES thin) but maybe more food would be in order. She'd only have to spend another 15minutes at the gym really.
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yikes, not a flattering swimsuit...
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Damn! You can play the xylophone on those ribs!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Jesus Christ... EAT SOMETHING.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Claire annoys me with that "whoa is me" look that she always has on her boring face.
I don't hate on Claire, I never see her except when she's promoting a movie.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I love claire danes but what the hell is she wearing?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
She's fit, I'll give her that, but really -- she looks like a boy wearing his sister's bathing suit.
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Trade places with ya, Hugh?