Wednesday, July 16th 2008
Claire Danes Is Looooooong
Claire Danes (the one in the red bikini) looks like a loooong piece of pulled taffy. I want to grab one of her hands, then grab one of her feet and use her like a jump rope.
Angela Chase is looking a bit grouchy! She's probably mad because that beach umbrella has bigger chichis than she does. It's okay, Angela. That beach umbrella will never have a best friend like Rayanne Graff.
Here's Claire looking like me in a bikini while vacationing with her boyfriend, Hugh Dancy, in Italy.
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She looks like the predator after he took off his space armor and Schwarzenegger smashed those two logs on him.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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Submitted by Leatherette on July 17, 2008 - 12:49am.
Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 12:44am.
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Oops. I thought you meant it was a Brangeloonie that got fired. My bad.
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God, she is just plain ugly. She's flat on the top and flat on the bottom! Literally... Wow! Her boyfriend is definitely gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that... LOL!
And who in their right mind would leave mary-louis parker for her? Man alive! All I can say is that she must take it in the ass real good.
That Perez thing is funny. And as much as an asshat that woman is who is suing him, it was completely fucked up of Pigez to post her personal information. Some twisted stalkerloonie could have found her and shot her or something and he would have been held accountable. I dont know how it works on the internetz, but people do win cases against media outlets all the time for that sort of thing. It'll probably settle for a much lesser amount.
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Submitted by Linzee on July 17, 2008 - 12:49am.
Actually, it was anti-Angie...
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She called Perez and A.J.'s brother "fags" and A.J. a "fag-lover"... seems pretty homophobic.
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NO SHIT, Sherlockette. I MEANT THE E-MAILER DESEEEERVED TO BE TARGETED -- NOT LEGALLY, BUT DUMB HOMOHATING HO HAD THAT SHIT COMING SENDING E-MAILS FROM HER JOB TO THAT PEREZ FAT FUCK.
OHFUCKIT nevermind, THAT's why I need to back awaaaay like NOW
Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 12:44am.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 17, 2008 - 12:33am.
Submitted by MrPossumsMama on July 17, 2008 - 12:27am.
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Actually, it was anti-Angie and why is this on every page now?
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no clue why it's everywhere & meant that that Perez fat dude at least aimed his brngeloonies on the right target -- sounds like one homo-hating buttcrazy -- bet the brangeloons wet themselves "knowing" that they got a "fannistion" fired <--FUCK, know I've been reading too much gossip when THAT loon shiterminolgy roles out my keybrd
Actually, it was anti-Angie...
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She called Perez and A.J.'s brother "fags" and A.J. a "fag-lover"... seems pretty homophobic.
Submitted by Hekki on July 16, 2008 - 9:54pm.
Very unflattering bathing suit. Those bandeau tops look good on about 1% of the population.
As much as she is a homewrecker, let's not forget that Billy Crud didn't even bother marrying MLP, and then ditched her. Claire Danes isn't THAT bewitching - I think Billy Crud is just a shithead. I like both of these actresses and think they have low self-esteem and let men shit on them. As long as I'm slingin' it, MLP wasn't too bright to get pregnant without being married, after all that time. I think she thought she would finally nail him down with a baby, and that just turned out to be the final nail in the coffin.
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AH thought it was her. & agree on the babydaddyfucking thing. Takes 2 asshats to work that tango. At least this chick isn't using charity work to make herself look good or stay in the spotlight
Submitted by Leatherette on July 17, 2008 - 12:33am.
Submitted by MrPossumsMama on July 17, 2008 - 12:27am.
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Actually, it was anti-Angie and why is this on every page now?
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on July 17, 2008 - 12:27am.
Perez is getting sued by a gay basher
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I remember hearing about that dumb bigotted bitch.
As much as I dislike Mario/Perez and normally relish seeing him get sued, methinks this trashy dumb ass is SOL on her case.
I don't think she even has a legal basis for the claim....maybe conversion of private information, but that's a big maybe.
And $25 million in damages? Honey, you were a nursing home worker... unless she was the fucking CEO, she can't justify that amount.
Homophobic hick needs to sit down. She'll spend more in legal fees than she'll collect from FatBoy.
She is long AND hussified.
Let us not forget how she "stole" Billy CRUDup from Mary Louise Parker when she was 7 months pregantwith her first baby.
Claire Danes is therefore a long hussified hussy or a long slag, or a long skank..or a long wench..strike that..she would probably like being called a long wench..who wouldn't..it's every trolls dream.
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Submitted by de Cosmos on July 17, 2008 - 12:30am.
HaHa!!
D.S. has a good pic of her suit in the crack of her bony ass:
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/07/16/claire-danes
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aww, her poor ano ass cheeks so hungry theyre gobbling the suit
Submitted by MrPossumsMama on July 17, 2008 - 12:27am.
Perez is getting sued by a gay basher:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0715081perez1.ht
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damn, the brangeloonie mob FINALLY sicced on a deserving victim
HaHa!!
D.S. has a good pic of her suit in the crack of her bony ass:
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/07/16/claire-danes-is-sk...
o man , thougt I was halluncinating, thanks...& didn't this chick babydaddyfuck some fugly actor whatsit from some sort of better actress? ohfuckit, all these bland chicks just blur in the long run
Perez is getting sued by a gay basher:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0715081perez1.html
A good look for her this is not! CD looks like shit! Hugh on the other hand, absolutely HOT
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Claire Danes strikes me as one of those people you run into at a supermarket who turns their nose up in elitist superiority over the fact that your cart isn't filled with organic vegetarian stuff.
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Ugh, why do people think celebrities have to look like that? Normal people who get that thin are usually put in the hospital and tube fed til they gain weight.
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Submitted by boomsy on July 16, 2008 - 11:44pm.
Anyone else think of the Bigfoot video they show from time to time when you first say that pic of Claire? She's got the stance down and everything.
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LOL! I'm thinking it now.
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Anyone else think of the Bigfoot video they show from time to time when you first say that pic of Claire? She's got the stance down and everything.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 16, 2008 - 10:22pm
hi ESE, hi everyone --Damn skippy, Angelina and Brad are about to cause the next french revolution. but if you want some cake... I got some cake for you.... http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Herpes_cake________________________...
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Claire Danes has always had an odd figure. Even when she's fully clothed you can tell, and being less skinny doesn't seem to help either. She's just shaped like a dude. If she got implants she'd look like a dude with fake boobs. Her looking like a teenage boy doesn't seem to bother Hugh...
Claire looks like a Twizzler! Ach! I heard she is a total coke whore. She used to be pretty and had a little bit of shape to her. This is not a good look nor is it healthy. Girl's got some issues.
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 16, 2008 - 11:12pm.
Here. Let me correct that for them:
Didja know that BBC, CNN, and the Drudge Report is ignored by Jared for the News of the World?
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 16, 2008 - 11:12pm.
JH -- Let them eat cake!
damnit, vany!... this better be a Marie Antoinette reference!!!... 'cause if there's cake?!... hell hath no fury if i miss a piece!
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Hey LCT I sure learned some interesting shit last night!
Did you know that Angies cooter can cure cancer? Didja?
Did you know that women who get cheated on deserve it because they arent good enough to hold down a man?
Didja know that BBC, CNN, and the Drudge Report turn to Jared for the news of the world?
Didja know that Maniston is single-handedly responsible for the Iraq war and all the misery in the world?
I be lrnin on the intranetz
*the more you know*
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 16, 2008 - 11:09pm.
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Tsk. Tsk. Behave. *wink*
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Submitted by James Haven on July 16, 2008 - 11:08pm.
"Nice" to see ya again, JH!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by James Haven on July 16, 2008 - 11:07pm.
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Goodnight, sweetheart. *kisses*
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Submitted by dead-actress on July 16, 2008 - 11:05pm.
keep recrossing!... i like the sound of the stockings rubbing!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
James Haven has got to get out of here! Angie wants James Haven to talk to the people! That ain't happening! Not even the love of MaryKay can calm these dogs!
If you don't here from James Haven, you know they got him!
Remember you heard it here first! Civil unrest in France because of Brangie! This is going to have it's own chapter in James Haven's Tell All book!
It's 5am, James Haven has to get back to bed before those pesky kids start demanding their oatmeal and chocolate syrup shakes!
MUAH!!!!
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Poor thing; the only part of her that has any shape is her nose.
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Submitted by James Haven on July 16, 2008 - 11:04pm.
Carrott, James Haven was young and stupid. No one can resist Angie! Once you are caught in Angie's web, there is no getting out!
Looking back, it has caused James Haven some distress. Do you know how many women have turned James Haven down for a date?
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I see your point. She made you, didn't she? I bet she grabbed your no-no place too. It's ok James, you're safe here. And those hos who turned you down, well, let's have a big collective agreement shall we?
JELLIS H8ERS!
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by ESE on July 16, 2008 - 10:53pm.
you're still pissed about the cotton candy machine, aren't ya?!
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Hello, love! *recrossing legs* *checking that derringer sits in comfortable spot under garter belt* *adjusting short skirt* *sipping drink* Of course I'm still upset...*raising eyebrow*
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Ewww! Angela, get help for your eating disorder.
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Fred Flinstone I'm sure you look like a male model, whatever asswipe
claire danes is so wrong and long.
are the guys who "date" her gay? she's like a 17 year old boy. and she is such a skanky home wrecker. the whole mary-louis parker/billy cudrup thing was shitty of her.
and YES, she's SOOOOOOO overated as an actress.
snore.
Madam Pince: Good chunk of gossip there! Weren't they in "Evening" together? What a slopfest of sentimental shit that was. The only thing that saved it was that alpha hotness Patrick Wilson.
If Claire Danes is going out with him, you can bet YOU wouldn't want him. She has the worst judgment when it comes to men.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 17, 2008 - 5:00am.
James Haven, you know I loves you, but I need to know: why did you tongue-kiss your sister?
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Carrott, James Haven was young and stupid. No one can resist Angie! Once you are caught in Angie's web, there is no getting out!
Looking back, it has caused James Haven some distress. Do you know how many women have turned James Haven down for a date?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on July 16, 2008 - 11:00pm.
they want blood?!.. i say fuck 'em.. give 'em Billy Bob's!!
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Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 17, 2008 - 4:55am.
ESE! Good to see you! SmOOches
This is all because of Brad! Brad and that stupid hat have been all over t.v.! The French are mad and they mean business! They don't care that James Haven is half French, they want blood!
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James Haven, you know I loves you, but I need to know: why did you tongue-kiss your sister?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by James Haven on July 16, 2008 - 10:52pm.
JH!... it's all i got.. but, it was worth it!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
i met her once in the ladies room at a concert years and years ago. she was not very friendly, but then again, who knows it was the bathroom, we were washing our hands at the same time and i said, hey! your angela! haha. not all that interesting, but a story nonetheless....
On Topic: What's up with this bitch? She better get her no ass over to the nearest Krispy Kreme! Nasty!
James Haven has more curves then she does!
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Submitted by dead-actress on July 16, 2008 - 10:51pm.
Damn. It's like looking at someone's reflection in the Fun House carnival mirror.
you're still pissed about the cotton candy machine, aren't ya?!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
For the love of Shiloh!!!
There is anarchy in France! The French are turning on Angie and Brad!
They are in an uproar over all the press The Brangie Bunch is getting! They are protesting all over the streets! James Haven is fearing for his life!
James Haven would like to get out there and try to mend the fences and perhaps give a few MaryKay makeovers, those bitches are awful ruddy looking and that can be compounding their anger!
Viva La Angie! That man stealin' ho causes trouble everywhere she goes!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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