Hayden, You're The One Who Needs A Wake Up Call

Wow. Now she's a singer too? But she sucks. I wonder how Milo feels about her music?

She thinks she's sexy, she looks ridiculous I don't know why she is an IT girl. I pity Sebastian Stan acting like she enjoys watching this girl when he has Leighton Meester as his girlfriend. Hayden is just a trampy looking troll and this is coming from someone who's also 5'1. Milo is a loser (Suposedly he was very abussive with Alexis Bledel)so they deserve each other, I bet he screams Adriaaaaan everything they're in bed lol

She thinks she's sexy, she looks ridiculous I don't know why she is an IT girl. I pity Sebastian Stan acting like she enjoys watching this girl when he has Leighton Meester as his girlfriend. Hayden is just a trampy looking troll and this is coming from someone who's also 5'1. Milo is a loser (Suposedly he was very abussive with Alexis Bledel)so they deserve each other, I bet he screams Adriaaaaan everything they're in bed lol

Wow that was a dumb video---plus its uncomfortable seeing a someone who used to be a child two years ago make sexy faces and poses. I feel like I got a much unneeded preview into Milo and Hayden's sexy time activities. It's also werd that she wants to be an activist, which is somewhat unique for her age among celebrities, and then makes this video cliche.

For the audience it is trying to appeal to and her fans it's not that bad. Not my speed but it's not as bad as Scarlett's attempt.

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Fuckin HORRID. Holy shit, can all this crap just stop. Can these ass hats PLEASE STOP thinking they are talented. This chick cant act and she cant sing, I am SO sick of seeing useless idiots all over the place. I want some talent, what is wrong with America why do we drive all the talent out and keep the bullshit abundant?!?

"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.

Terrible song aside, she's still got more talent than Britney could ever dream of. And girls are allowed to be short - she's cute!

~I hope he tells us to burn our pants~

Terrible.

Agreed! Definitely one of the weakest songs I've ever heard by someone who should be able to, by rights, afford a producer who doesn't still think Casio keyboards are cool.

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"You're smarter than you look. Of course you look like a retard."

The girl is almost a dwarf... she is quite strange looking. And the song is awful, how could she record such crap AND put it out there? That being said, I would the same if I had half a chance!!! Who cares if it's crap? Money is money and I would gladly take it.

Bitch, just stick to making shitty tv and all will be right with the world again.

how funny is it that the producers for the video couldn't find shorter extras to fill the club where she's at in order to make her look taller ??

and i agree mk -- she's not sexy and is making me uncomfortable too.

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When she expresses that come-hither look at the very beginning of the video I couldn't bear to watch anymore. It was like she was doing some kind of poorly executed SNL sketch making fun of herself. One day she'll be embarrassed by this. I honestly don't think her career will last very long; I do think she'd be a very fine secretary for an elementary school or regional manager for The Coffee Bean

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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 16, 2008 - 10:29pm.

Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 10:27pm.

and nowadays you have the credit to get shit done!LOL!
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You know what? I do!

What are we doing tonight, Brain?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky...

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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It is unfortunate that this waste of space was even given the go ahead to *cough* sing *cough* this track.
~SAS

There is nothing I love more than being told I am absolutely right! I am shallow and petty that way. ~Mrs.Kravitz 7/11/08

That Mini-Me tape makes me want to sit in the corner and rock myself for comfort....

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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J

where's the factory where they keep making these robots?
-18 check
-blond check
-too much make up check
-no talent check
-cheesy song written by someone else check
-no musical background check
-voice filter and dub over tracks check
-provocative "music" video check

boring

Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 10:27pm.

and nowadays you have the credit to get shit done!LOL!

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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."

She's no Aubrey O'Day.

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 16, 2008 - 10:25pm.

Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 10:23pm.

trust me.. it's never too late to revisit childhood dreams
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Too true. And NOW I've got SO many choices! They could all go, really.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 10:23pm.

trust me.. it's never too late to revisit childhood dreams

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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 16, 2008 - 10:16pm.

Submitted by Mr. President on July 16, 2008 - 10:14pm.

what can i say? i'm a visionary... and i like blowin' shit up!
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OMG when I was a kid I worked in this grocery story and we got together and concocted this elaborate plan to explode EZ97. We woulda done it too if we hadna got the munchies (eating when you're high makes you tired).

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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She is singing about cheating on Milo with that goofy lookin Hal Sparks!

Gonnaburn- OMFG! Att en years old you should not be aware of panty lines SICK SOB'S!!!!

Kizzy-if that cookie comes out with chocolate on it Im blaming Hal Sparks!
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Submitted by Mr. President on July 16, 2008 - 10:14pm.

what can i say? i'm a visionary... and i like blowin' shit up!

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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 16, 2008 - 10:09pm.

You're way too smart to be talking to a mope like me. Now I have no radio and those bastards are still raking in the profits. Fuck them.

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

Vegas Mom this is the walk of shame you speak of?
Im so not familiar with this *whispers* im telling a big fat lie shhhhhhhh.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd Hayden is a HooooooooooooOOOOO
and the bitch is too young to Drank!

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Lolo-
Check it out:
http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=43941
*shakes head*

Submitted by LoLo on July 16, 2008 - 10:06pm.

Whatever it is, it won't be covered in chocolatey goodness.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Gonnaburn what you said is scarry to me because Im certain you are telling the truth!

*dials the police on Abercrombie*

"Yes officer, thongs on tweens. I know? what?
well what are YOU wearing Officer Pettie?? "

*hangs up phone and giggles and naked cop*

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 16, 2008 - 10:05pm.

Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 10:02pm.

dance moves?! *cough*... uumm... boot moves
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Oops. My bad:)

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Do they recycle the same tune for all skanks in the biz who want to make it in the music biz?

This shit is beyond awful if there is such a thing...I mean, she's singing about cheating on her man to get his attention...this girl is a ho in sheep's clothing. save the dolphins my ass...

4 thumbs down

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Fuck it!

Submitted by Mr. President on July 16, 2008 - 10:06pm.

don't take it out on your radio, take it out on the radio STATION!... choose your battles!

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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."

Thought about it and I "think" the toothpaste and change into the hoodie is suppossed to imply she slept with him as the brunette? I mean when I used to do the toothpaste finger brushing it was when I spent the night at someone's house and needed to kill the death breath from the booze filled night before driving home. lol

Submitted by LoLo on July 16, 2008 - 10:05pm.
This is kind of like crotchless Super Girl Under Roos. It taint right.

Or the tween thongs that Abercrombie sold that said Eye Candy.

Hal Freakin Sparks and an elf.
WTF kind of cookie would that be?
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I'm going to Modell's, buying the biggest baseball bat I can find and smashing the shit out of my radio if I hear them play that garbage.

I still think she's sexy, though.

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 16, 2008 - 10:03pm.

Beats the hell outta what she came up with.

At least you can dance to it!

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

This is kind of like crotchless Super Girl Under Roos. It taint right.

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Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 10:02pm.

dance moves?! *cough*... uumm... boot moves

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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."

Hey! My name's Panatro-oll
Should have learned to rhyme when I was four years o-old
I'm on a T.V, Show-o
It is called He-roes.
And now I think I should sing too-o
I guess the joke's on you-oo

Yeah, I'm pretty brilliant.

It's not right that she's trying to be sexy. It makes me feel uncomfortable and it should be illegal. It's like soft-core troll porn.
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For reals. I just remembered - when Britney came out her sexuality was all covert. She was just a cute little girl singing (Hit me, Daddy, one more time!) and dancing - you know, with dance moves.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

NuH UH! Oh no she is not...
WHY is this Tiny Tot singing a sexy song to Hal Sparks???

Girls in hoodies are so bad ass they dont use a toofbrush! They use THEIR OWN FANGA! BAD ASS!

*Calls Toll House to tell them a Keibler is loose on the streets and horny for ex Talk Soup host Hal Sparks*

Ima A tell youre old tranny momma Panty Teary!

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yyyyyyeah, maybe if she were British

ahhaha..softcore troll porn.. i lauged out loud. i kind of like the song *waits for people to shoot*

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"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere"
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No shit: I tried whale sashimi (chilled till icy-crunchy) in Kyushu, Japan. Wasn't bad, but then I'm a carnivore.

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No se puede vivir con tanto veneno.

Submitted by Mr. President on July 16, 2008 - 9:43pm.

what? you don't mix your seal with dolphin?.... i guess i'm the only one living the high life!

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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."

Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 16, 2008 - 9:44pm.
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Hey now. Rhyming's HARD!

You don't even get how rhymes work until you're, like, three! And sometimes you can't even make one all by yourself until your four! Those are some big words, dude. Geez - you think you're so smart or something!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Call/comfortable
cheat/me
am/else
club/someone
I guess if you slurr your speech like you HAVE been out at the club all night the lyrics sound like they go together. DRAAAANK. This is pretty awful. She has no tone to her voice. It's like she's talking in different notes.

Pumpernickel? That's for dolphin.

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by Mr. President on July 16, 2008 - 9:37pm.

that's just wrong!!!... i prefer my baby seal on Pumpernickel

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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."