How Does This Happen?
According to InTouch Weekly, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are no longer licking each other's pussies. Miranda has apparently already picked herself up a rebound and his name is Greasy Bear aka Fat Elvis aka Brandon Davis. SUCIO! You would save money on lube by fucking Greasy Bear, but your dignity would never be the same. That's if you have dignity in the first place.
Miranda and Greasy Bear reportedly did fuckey fuckey times back in November but they both denied it. Recently, they were spotted "canoodling" at two clubs in NYC. Canoodling with Greasy Bear must be like taking a vaseline shower.
A witness said, "They were full on making out. They didn’t seem to care who saw." A source said that Miranda always goes to Greasy Bear when she has a fight with Orlando. Her spokesbitch denies she's split with Orlando.
I mean, how does one even start fucking Greasy Bear? Did she slip on his greasy puddle and accidentally land on his dick made of lard? I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored and I still wouldn't get with that. Ok.....I lie. I'd lick the tip, but just because I like the taste of Crisco.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 5:16pm.
Good!! More for me, ROFL
The bi/gay rumors have been out ever since the first LOR.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Cost center 0100/1041 does not exist...i accidentally pasted that...i'm leaving it...makes me seem like i'm workin.
PSL,
Spot on! I like em a little rouch around the edges...
Kizzy,
We shall have to agree to disagree.
*slides Kizzy a beer*
Mrs K.,
You are right...but i didn't have the riot gear up yet.
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
full on making out.
who talks like that?!?!?!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 16, 2008 - 5:15pm
Oh, he's a manly man, those cojones have dropped. He may have the pretty boy looks, but he's got the all-man action goin' on!!! That's an all-day sucker I'd love to slurp on!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
i had to bring out one of my MANY Orlando avies!!!
SEXXXXXXXXXEEEEE!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Orlndo doesn't do it for me either ladies....I like my men pretty, but not THAT pretty...
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Hmmm, i think Orlando's "hotness" is over-rated.
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I think that's an understatement, Chiquita.
His hotness is on the same level as Justin Timberlake's.
Still waiting for that bitch's testicles to descend...
*waiting, waiting...*
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Him beeeyooooootefulll. Lusciousness on legs.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 16, 2008 - 5:07pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 16, 2008 - 3:00pm
I'll gladly accompany you hwat sluuuutz on your mission of mercy to comfort our poor darling Orlando in his time of crisis.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LoLo on July 16, 2008 - 2:07pm.
So what was the joke you told him??? :D
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as for the rest of you Orlando Haters...*shrugs*
I gots nuthin.
slap a fricken blond wig on his head and I will eff him for DAYS!!! Smell or no. lol.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Bradi,
Get back here momma, we may need cupcakes!
Kizzy,
I'm sorry. He is hot in movies! You know i have a strong feeling about this...i mean he is British!
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 16, 2008 - 3:00pm.
I'll happily comfort Orlando in this time of crisis.
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So would I . I am more partial to the Pirates of the Caribbean version of Orlando, myself...
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Hmmm, i think Orlando's "hotness" is over-rated.
*puts up protective riot barrier*
He is uber hot in movies...like POTC or LOTRs but when there aren't make-up people/hair-people/filters/special lighting/shopping, he just looks like he smells bad.
HE DOES SMELL BAD!
He cant take a fucking joke and walks like his thong is rubbing his clitasaures rex raw!
*orlaaaaaaaaandooooooooooo*
HE REALLY cant take a joke. Stinky loser!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 5:03pm.
BLASPHEMER!!!! **sob**
ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Hmmm, i think Orlando's "hotness" is over-rated.
- Me too.
*hides behind Clarisse*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Hmmm, i think Orlando's "hotness" is over-rated.
*puts up protective riot barrier*
He is uber hot in movies...like POTC or LOTRs but when there aren't make-up people/hair-people/filters/special lighting/shopping, he just looks like he smells bad.
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
WTH?! Is this downgrade Wednesday?
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Nova, I've heard Orlando is gay/bi for years now.......
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
I'll happily comfort Orlando in this time of crisis.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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PSL?? Orlando is bi????????
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Uhhhhhh.....
Pirates of the Banana Sandwich?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Why is Brandon always so damn greasy?
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Potato Wave!
OMFG! Orlando's dignaty will never be the same! I haven't seen greasy fat elvis in ages, wow all the brangelina overload makes me happy to see him! What!? I'm actually fuckin happy to see Greasy bear? I fuckin' hate you Brangelina!!!!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I don't recall seeing other pics of her, but she seems pretty. How the hell did this happen?
I think Brandon puts the date rape drug in his mix of Crisco, then deep fries it.
That's the only way I can see bitches hooking up with him.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
How the FUCK can you go from the hotness that is Orlando Bloom to fucking Greasy Bear??? That is just SICK. BLECH!!!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Yuck. I'm sure that Parisite has given him the herps on top of being greasy and broke.
I personally don't find her to be that pretty. She's cute, but nothing spectacular.....great body though.
Orlando is bi, and Brandon is a big druggie, she must like risking her life.....
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Just the tip always counts...
save money on lube...... gross and funaynay!
funaynay= funny vagina
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
That pic of Bran Bran looks mad old.. he looks less drugged out.