Wednesday, July 16th 2008

My Kind Of Barbie

Why didn't have this kind of Barbie when I was a kid? This bitch is hot. Christian groups don't think so. They are throwing their bibles at Mattel, saying this new "S&M" Barbie is nothing but filth. Yeah, but that's why she's hot.

Mattel modeled their new Mega Whore Barbie after the comic book character Black Canary.

The group Christian Voice said, “Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far. A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible – it’s filth.

She still looks classier than a Bratz doll. I swear, I've seen at least one Bratz doll working the train tracks in nothing but a thong and thigh-high boots.

I hope S&M Barbie is followed by Pig Bottom Ken. He comes equipped with a harness, double-sided dildo, ball gag and anal beads. What am I saying? Ken is already a pig bottom.

Thanks Karye

Posted by: Michael K


xcronex's picture

my GI Joe would have bukkaked all over that stank

*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*

parissucksliterally's picture

after the Bratz Baby Hookers, nothing surprises me...

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Gonnaburn...'s picture
Little China Doll's picture

Yeah, I'm really not thinking this is good as a kids toy, m'kay?

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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?

islandgirl's picture

Well, Ken NEEDS a dildo. His nether regions are much too smooth for my liking.

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zomay's picture

Evil toyz

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