My Kind Of Barbie
Why didn't have this kind of Barbie when I was a kid? This bitch is hot. Christian groups don't think so. They are throwing their bibles at Mattel, saying this new "S&M" Barbie is nothing but filth. Yeah, but that's why she's hot.
Mattel modeled their new Mega Whore Barbie after the comic book character Black Canary.
The group Christian Voice said, “Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far. A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible – it’s filth.”
She still looks classier than a Bratz doll. I swear, I've seen at least one Bratz doll working the train tracks in nothing but a thong and thigh-high boots.
I hope S&M Barbie is followed by Pig Bottom Ken. He comes equipped with a harness, double-sided dildo, ball gag and anal beads. What am I saying? Ken is already a pig bottom.
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LoLo tee hee!!!
Thanks slut. You rock. :)
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I love you
Ugh I can't stand Christians! How in the hell do they think they got here? Like take it down a notch! It's a DOLL!
PSL, I LOVE that!!!
I'm going to call people that when I go out. But only if I get the tweens approval first!!!! lol
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I love you
I'm sure that somewhere in Sheeps' closet is a blow-up doll looking this.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
the old school Ken i had looked gay
kdracofan, I'm so honored to be featured in your siggie!!!
:) LOLOLOLOL
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on July 16, 2008 - 1:38pm.
sorry, NovaNightly, for copying your barbie sexy times!
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Hey no prob!! :D Barbie and Ken sexy times are for EVERYONE to share!! ;P
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Mel-Tang, the 12 yr old I watch and her BFF made up the word "whorchie"- combination of a hoochie mama and a whore....I published it on UD....hehhee....I told her and she was thrilled! But I didn't tell her what site it was on...told her it was inappropriate of me to give her the site...
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 16, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Mel-Tang
DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH MOSES AND DAVEY AND GOLIATH!!
I thought that was a new boy group...The New Bible Bros
LMAO Yeah, they are the younger and firmer Jonas Bros. and they have been approved by the Vatican. LOL
OOOOh, I better run to the confessional...brb
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 16, 2008 - 4:30pm.
And, another little side note to Christians:
GET YOUR FAWKING BIBLE ASS DOLLS OFF OF MY WHITE TRASH WAL MART SHELVES! MY KIDS DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH MOSES AND DAVEY AND GOLIATH!!
best facking post ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I used to draw anatomically correct bits on my barbies. Their lack of naughty bits always creeped me out.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
DeeDee, which one did you have? the blonde, brunette or Redhead? I loved that doll, but hated that she couldn't wear any Barbie clothes....
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
islandgirl on July 16, 2008 - 4:29pm.
And personally, I think Barbie is a doll.
(teeeheeeee)
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
islandgirl on July 16, 2008 - 4:29pm.
And personally, I think Barbie is a doll.
(teeeheeeee)
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
My six yr. old son called my 8 yr. old daughter a hoochie today....just throwing that out there.
It's all Barbie's fault.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 16, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 16, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Soooo....these Christians opposed to this doll...are they the same Christians who think that homosexuals who dare join the military should be shot?
Sex is bad, but violence is cool? Well, apparently many Christians believe so...they've been practicing those values for centuries. Don't believe me? Brush up on your history.
You are 100% correct. Let's start with the crusades..... :)
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And how about the many who turned the other cheek while Jews were being massacred left and right in Austria, Germany, and Poland?
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Mel-Tang
DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH MOSES AND DAVEY AND GOLIATH!!
I thought that was a new boy group...The New Bible Bros.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
sorry, NovaNightly, for copying your barbie sexy times!
Not a Barbie fan either. I liked the Darci doll. She had big ass feet (like me) and she was way more bendable than Barbie. Yeah so, I like to put my dolls in compromising positions.
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Just wanted to add--I had Barbie dolls as a child (even though I preferred My Little Ponies) and aside from the one clad in a wedding dress that I got as a gift, those barbies I had were always dressed like ten dollar hookers. The outfit above wouldn't have phased me in the least. At that age, I was more concerned about the boogeyman in my closet and Nintendo. I'd say that the most a hookerwear-clad Barbie ever inspired me to do was to play with something more exciting, like my uncle's old army set.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Oh God, I completely just remembered that I use to make Barbie Bikinis with scotch tape and kleenex when I was a wee slut/innocent child
Christianity is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
Hopefully, this Barbies boots hold up better than my Barbies dumbass high heels---the strap ALWAYS ripped off. Maybe it's because my friends & I always made Barbie and Kens sexy times too rough..?
I lovvvvvvve fishnets and i lovvvvvvvve Barbie....so i say YES to this dolly. lol.
As for Ken...i used to make he and Barbie do fakey fake sexy times...and since he was missing his peen, I would take some clay or playdoh..whatever...and make a peen to stick on him. Seriously funny, now that i think about it. I was like 10 or so, i think. lmao.
shouldve carved a no-no hole for Barbie...lol...guess i wasnt that sophisticated. heheheh.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
MK, you are my favorite slut, and I mean that in the best sort of way (u tramp)
Stonewall was won by trannys and hustlers lest we forget.....
Oh yes, and it is my birf day today too. crazeee madamzel
Christianity is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
... and THAT's why the krisschun taliban hates the muslim taliban, folks -- COMPETITION!!1 aaah, that hurt..nite
If Barbie were only played with by children, then of course this is not acceptable. However, most people who "play" with Barbie's or collect them rather, are adults so this seems appropriate.
Who is Black Canary?
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 16, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Soooo....these Christians opposed to this doll...are they the same Christians who think that homosexuals who dare join the military should be shot?
Sex is bad, but violence is cool? Well, apparently many Christians believe so...they've been practicing those values for centuries. Don't believe me? Brush up on your history.
You are 100% correct. Let's start with the crusades..... :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
And, another little side note to Christians:
GET YOUR FAWKING BIBLE ASS DOLLS OFF OF MY WHITE TRASH WAL MART SHELVES! MY KIDS DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH MOSES AND DAVEY AND GOLIATH!!
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Soooo....these Christians opposed to this doll...are they the same Christians who think that homosexuals who dare join the military should be shot?
Sex is bad, but violence is cool? Well, apparently many Christians believe so...they've been practicing those values for centuries. Don't believe me? Brush up on your history.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
God, save me from your followers.
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
And personally, I think Barbie is a doll.
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Póg ma thoin.
Lady Heather died her her blonde?
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
She's cute.
I would have definately wanted this one as a kid. Love the shoes. lol
And to the CHRISTIANS who are complaining about this, how about you spend more time with your slutty daughters and less opening your fat mouths? Maybe then your kids will learn some KLASS.
Yes, I'm talking about the private school sluts. They are the biggest druggies and foul mouthed pigs anywhere. Just look on their my space pages. Those Christian girls are HORZ.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by RichBitch on July 16, 2008 - 4:22pm.
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*SNORT*
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Póg ma thoin.
Barbie has always been a little skanky but DANG!!!
*stares at fishnets wishing fat ass could still get into some*
I never liked playing with Barbie's
Lego ALL the way!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Barbie is such a poser and a dilettante anyway.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 16, 2008 - 9:15pm.
Well, Ken NEEDS a dildo. His nether regions are much too smooth for my liking.
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Ken IS a dildo in my house!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 16, 2008 - 4:21pm.
I think we are twins.
"Christians" always want to impose their "values" on the entire world, when most of it does not "share" their views. I wish they would "STFU."
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by xcronex on July 16, 2008 - 4:16pm.
my GI Joe would have bukkaked all over that stank
*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*
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<3 you, got some thraflu, ams outs of it?
We girls can do anything!
Right, Barbie?
Like maybe star in a hit HBO series called HOOKERS ON THE POINT?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I kinda like this Barbie
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"Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don't fuck Paris Hilton."
it's true, Barbie HAS always been on the farty side.
hee hee I said fart
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
but..but she looks like Hanny Montany, a goods krisschun chile...bckn waaay from keeyboards now, be dreamin of incesty clebs not good
Wow! I likey. I loved Barbie when I was growing up.
It looks like they modeled it after Barbra Walters sexy memaw ass rather than Black Canary.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
lol... I have always loved Barbie dolls. They have the best clothes- sigh.
I still own a couple. lol. I am a loser.
I'd totally buy this one- this Barbie has attitude. Is this one marketed for kids or collector's? Because some Barbie's (like the porcelain ones) are intended for the grown up doll collector.
Like me. (Sigh- I am a total loser. I only have two, I swear!) "To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
i hate to agree with a christian group, but in this case i do.
barbie always has been a tart.
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