My Kind Of Barbie
Why didn't have this kind of Barbie when I was a kid? This bitch is hot. Christian groups don't think so. They are throwing their bibles at Mattel, saying this new "S&M" Barbie is nothing but filth. Yeah, but that's why she's hot.
Mattel modeled their new Mega Whore Barbie after the comic book character Black Canary.
The group Christian Voice said, “Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far. A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible – it’s filth.”
She still looks classier than a Bratz doll. I swear, I've seen at least one Bratz doll working the train tracks in nothing but a thong and thigh-high boots.
I hope S&M Barbie is followed by Pig Bottom Ken. He comes equipped with a harness, double-sided dildo, ball gag and anal beads. What am I saying? Ken is already a pig bottom.
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Submitted by City Barbie on July 16, 2008 - 7:09pm.
ROFL--Ken comes with a marriage certificate and a key!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Phoebe I love it! They could just call her Breeder Barbie and instead of Ken they'd just have Breeder Bob.
Kizzy, yeah you're right. The panties would always be on. They could even put a chastity belt w/a padlock underneath.
The new line will be Duggar Barbie, but in keeping with the theme, she'll be called Jarbie and will have a newly-spawned sibling included.
Sandbitch, my friend and I made Ken a dick out of Silly Putty but it was always limp. So we broke a toothpick and put that inside to give him a boner.
Was this modeled after Brit Brit ?
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Has anyone seen my hamster ?
Submitted by City Barbie on July 16, 2008 - 6:48pm
ROFL----"Bible-Thumpin' Barbie"-- her panties never come off!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
When I had my barbie n ken...back in the 60's, I made them both a pair of plasticine genitals, to play pretend dirty stuff. They only worked well on cold days.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 6:50pm
Take care, DOLL, hahahahaha!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
cya PSL, get to work you whore
Are they on ebay yet? I must have one. Even if I have to fly all the way to America...
ok all, it's been great playing dolls with you, but I have to go to work for a while....see you in a few hours!
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
OMG! I have to have this doll for my collection!!! I've got tons of vintage and modern stuff. I LOVE IT!! Actually, I think Mattel should make "Bible Thumpin Barbie". They could have an entire Christian series dressed in conservative clothes. You could make playsets for them like a church, church camp, jungle missionary village etc. Of course they'd be home schooled, have minimal face paint and Barbie and her female friends wouldn't have breasteses. Oh, and all dolls, both female and male would have to have that "deer in headlights" look on their face. WAKE UP MATTEL! You're missing a huge market here!
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 16, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 16, 2008 - 3:29pm.
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I had Starr, she had white blonde hair, with all those curls! Didn't get Shaun, tho.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 16, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 16, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Does anyone remember the offshoot 1980's Starr and Shaun dolls??
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Holy shit YES!! I had Starr as a child and now I have a newer one plus her girl friends Tracy & Kelly LOL Another favorite!
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YAY!! I'm glad someone remembers her! She even had a little plastic floppy record that came with her...and her school books. *sigh*....takes me back!!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Duh. This doll is obviously not for kids, it's for grownups. I'm setting up playdates with my friends as we speak.
The group Christian Voice said, “Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far. A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible – it’s filth.”
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 6:32pm
ROFL The cat's in the birdcage, "Not so lucky, Pierre!"
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'm sittin' pluckin' chickens
While I'm flickin' thru the pickins,
These soldiers busted in here,
and they started playing ping-pong with my balls!
Oh the agony! Oy the shame!!
To make my privates public for a game?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
kizzy, I love when the old guy is set free from jail, and he yells, "FREEEEE!" and starts telling his birds to fly and be free, and they all fal when he sets them out the window, because they are all dead!
fucking CLASSIC movie...I can't believe there are people who have not seen this brilliance fo Mel Brooks!
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Stoned Soldier: Do you care if it falls?
Stoned Soldier: What?
Stoned Soldier: The Roman Empire.
Stoned Soldier: [Laughs] Fuck it.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 16, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Does anyone remember the offshoot 1980's Starr and Shaun dolls??
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Holy shit YES!! I had Starr as a child and now I have a newer one plus her girl friends Tracy & Kelly LOL Another favorite!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Count DeMoney! Count DeMoney!
De Monet, De Monet, say it--Mo-Nay Mo-Nay
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Count de Monet: My Lord, you look just like the piss-boy!
King Louis XVI: And you look like a bucket of shit!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by Santa Ana Winds on July 16, 2008 - 4:23pm.
What about the My Scene dolls? Slutty!
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Me & my doll collecting buddies call those dolls "Hooker Lite" =))
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Does anyone remember the offshoot 1980's Starr and Shaun dolls?? I had those...LOVED them because they had moveable limbs...unlike Barbies forever pointed toes...lol.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
I LOVE YOU HWAT SLUUUTZ!!! You ladies are the most magnificent bitchez on the face of the earth! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
PSL, if my money-grubbin sister catches on, I'll have to pry that doll out of her cold dead hands...which if the price is high enough, I'm willing to oblige.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
What about the My Scene dolls? Slutty!
Wacky Weedus!! Rolling papyrus, I need some rolling papyrus!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LMAO PsL!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by Sluttsville on July 16, 2008 - 3:21pm.
If you find the dolls, you won't need the Telethon!
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 16, 2008 - 6:17pm.
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Why did you tell me this, now I'll go insane trying to recall where my mother stashed all our old collectibles. She swore that we would one day change our minds when we refused to claim those items.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Oedipus: Give to Oedipus! Give to Oedipus! Hey Josephus!
Josephus: Hey, motherfucker!
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
I love Hef, and the sign that says, "First Annual Roman Orgy....First Served, First Come"
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
PSL and Kizzy: I offer you this laurel, and hearty handshake.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Marcus Vindictus: What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant.
Empress Nympho: Ah, but the servant waits, while the master baits.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Oh you are nuts. N-V-T-S - nuts!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 6:13pm.
Knight takes Queen! Bishop takes Queen! Pawn takes Queen! Gang bang!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
My youngest said, "It's a style and I want that, that and that" (pointing to jacket, leggings and boots).
My oldest said, "I don't like it. She's trying to be fancy".
Kids don't look at clothes that way.
Submitted by Sluttsville on July 16, 2008 - 4:11pm.
My oldest sister had a Julia doll, the nurse played by Diahann Carroll. She was the only kid that I knew that had this doll.
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Dude that doll fetches a pretty penny nowadays, especially if it's still in the box! A lot of vintage black barbies are highly collectible, since a lot of them were made in pretty small quantities. I think they are gorgeous, especially the black Francie doll.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 6:06pm.
Oy vey, my sister, I'm farklempt. You love the Brooks flick. My heart is overflowing.
It's good to be da King!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 16, 2008 - 6:08pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 3:56pm.
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Barbie & Ken had orgies with Donny & Marie all the time. My Barbies were swingers!! ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Sluttsville on July 16, 2008 - 5:12pm.
DeeDee, the next time, I coming with you. I can't wait for you and Nitty to call me!
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Yay! I can't wait! I'll get to talk to Nuts and Slitty all at the same time!
I use to shave my Barbie.
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
DeeDee, be careful with Slutts.....remember, NEVER drink and dial!
Slutts, if that Vegas trip comes through.......
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Oh no. You guys got me started...Once i start this shit, i cannot stop!
"Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise."
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
DeeDee, the next time, I coming with you. I can't wait for you and Nitty to call me!
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Mel-Tang, you had me on the floor with that rubber glove description. You can't make shit like that up. Kids do the craziest stuff.
My oldest sister had a Julia doll, the nurse played by Diahann Carroll. She was the only kid that I knew that had this doll.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 3:56pm.
All Barbies are big hos. I had the Donny & Marie dolls, so Donny fucked her, too.
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My BFF had incestuous Donnie & Marie too LMFAO!! Good times!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?