My Kind Of Barbie
Why didn't have this kind of Barbie when I was a kid? This bitch is hot. Christian groups don't think so. They are throwing their bibles at Mattel, saying this new "S&M" Barbie is nothing but filth. Yeah, but that's why she's hot.
Mattel modeled their new Mega Whore Barbie after the comic book character Black Canary.
The group Christian Voice said, “Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far. A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible – it’s filth.”
She still looks classier than a Bratz doll. I swear, I've seen at least one Bratz doll working the train tracks in nothing but a thong and thigh-high boots.
I hope S&M Barbie is followed by Pig Bottom Ken. He comes equipped with a harness, double-sided dildo, ball gag and anal beads. What am I saying? Ken is already a pig bottom.
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I wonder what happens with they make a My Size S&M Barbie.
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Submitted by Noelegy on July 16, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Awesome picture!
If my Barbie would have looked like this,
I bet I would not have cut her hair off
and gave her tattoos.
'cause she'd have kicked my ass.
It's about time!
The other Blonde/Brunette doll's name was "Tuesday Wednesday" or something to that effect.....nd yes, Growing Up Skipper was discussed at the beginning of the thread.....great dolls!
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
I used to take the regular Barbie and Ken, rip their clothes off and pose them in sexual positions. I was such a naughty little girl.
Is it wrong that I actually like the barbie doll?
:::shocky face::::
~SAS
There is nothing I love more than being told I am absolutely right! I am shallow and petty that way. ~Mrs.Kravitz 7/11/08
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 16, 2008 - 10:31pm.
i'm sure i can purchase assless and crotchless chaps at this fair...lol...it would be an honor to wear them proudly to church...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by letinstar on July 16, 2008 - 10:14pm.
i'm going to a fetish fair this saturday and i hope too see this outfit there...maybe i can buy the outfit and wear it to church...
I myself like to wear assless chaps(sorry Migraineuse) to church.
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She reminds me of an Updated version of Olivia Newton-John "Sandy from Grease." I so want one of these dolls.
i'm going to a fetish fair this saturday and i hope too see this outfit there...maybe i can buy the outfit and wear it to church...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
I looked through my photo albums and actually found one of the photos I was talking about with the Grow Up Skipper doll.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a261/Noelegy/growupskip.jpg
My brother looks WAY too amused by the doll. And yes, that stylish six-year-old is me.
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
Submitted by City Barbie on July 16, 2008 - 9:12pm.
iHeart and Bradiful, I'm totally gonna make a Wino Barbie avatar just for you bitches! Stay tuned. I gotta dig around and find one to sacrifice. SHe'll never recover from the meth face.
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Yay! I miss your Barbies!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
My Ken & my friend's Ken always ended up in bed together. The rest of us bitches just went about our business of running the planet, blonde or not. Meanwhile, are we sure this isn't just Ken all dressed up for men's nite out? (Damn, I thought my job was bad - on what ring of hell do you have to be, making those tiny gloves with a Monday hangover and red eyes)
Here is a blog about Western PA Barbies. If any of you are from the area, you may enjoy this.
http://www.lodogg.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1381
Other kinds of Barbies:
http://www.michaelclark.name/jokes/lists/new_types_of_barbies.shtml
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
iHeart and Bradiful, I'm totally gonna make a Wino Barbie avatar just for you bitches! Stay tuned. I gotta dig around and find one to sacrifice. SHe'll never recover from the meth face.
haha - actually, i just read something about the catwoman barbie they did a few years ago:
www.cosmopolitan.com.au/dominatrix_barbie.htm. It's pretty funny!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 16, 2008 - 6:27pm.
It's Barbie, Bitch!
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LOL that would make a great avatar!
Tiger: yep that's him! They usually have a few of them on eBay. God it's so embarassing I know these things *thunk!* Oh and ewww@the kid you babysat. IMHO I think pervs are born pervs and there ain't no fixin that shit. Girls, always follow your creep radar because it's usually on the money!
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OMG! I so want a child toucher/biker/ rapist Ken doll!
Oh, but you are so right about pervs being born cuz the perv in question? His bio-father molested BOTH of his stepbrothers! SOOOOOOOOOOOO creepy! Ugh. It was so disturbing!
No, but I loved the Pimp assed Ken doll. The blond haired blue eyed Ken doll gave my Barbie the gay vibe...which was later confirmed when I found him in my brother's toy box nestled up closely to GI Joe...They were totally spooning!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 16, 2008 - 6:27pm.
It's Barbie, Bitch!
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LOL that would make a great avatar!
Tiger: yep that's him! They usually have a few of them on eBay. God it's so embarassing I know these things *thunk!* Oh and ewww@the kid you babysat. IMHO I think pervs are born pervs and there ain't no fixin that shit. Girls, always follow your creep radar because it's usually on the money!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Mmmmkay...I'm liberal and shit - but that's fucked up.
I traded my barbies to a gay boy when I was nine (yes, I could tell when I was nine - he is THAT gay) for a tea set:) He would come to my house to play and he liked to make them have sexy times (yes, straight sex, even though he was a gay boy) and I found that kinda disturbing. I was very happy for the offer when he made it.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 16, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Tigerlils--Mod Hair Ken LOL!!
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Was that it???? Seriously, I used to make Barbie go out with several different versions of Creepy Ken (cuz dude was seriously creepy)...Now, I'm kinda thinkin' it was my own little sick Barbie porn! I was a pervytot! Ooh, and they do exist! When I was a kid, I used to babysit for this lil' fucker, and he creeped me out once, come to find out, as an adult, the piece of slime got busted for child porn...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
It's Barbie, Bitch!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Tigerlils--Mod Hair Ken LOL!!
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Submitted by City Barbie on July 16, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Hey Tigerlils! Pastels make great bruises on rubber legs and arms. It wouldn't be too hard to turn Ken into a pimp either
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I don't know about the Malibu Ken Doll, but a'member that dark haired fucker that came with all different mustaches and beards you could stick on that lil' bastid's face to make him look like a biker/rapist/child toucher???? I LOVED HIS ASS! They discontinued that shit quick though...Anyone remember that shit? DA BOMB (what bringin' it back...). Anywho, he would be the better pimp. Malibu Ken? Too White Bread for proper pimpdom. I imagine him talking like Mr. Boston from Flavor of Love....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
lol...i totally gave one of my barbies a makeover like that when i was 16. fishnets, boots, S&M getup, whip, piercings, tattoos...
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Forget the lemonade stands kiddies...just pimp this baby out and you'll be rollin in the dough in no time.Or your money back!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Submitted by City Barbie on July 16, 2008 - 5:43pm.
Bradiful, I think you've inspired me with the Wino Barbie suggestion. I love my baby kitty Mimi but I think it's time to refresh my avie. I haven't done a Barbie one in a long time, ever since Britney fell off the radar.
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I SOOOO miss the pumpkin dashboard avvie!! Girl you is talented at them dioramas! Seriously, your avs are some of the funniest shit I have EVER seen in my life. I saved a lot of them LMAO A Wino doll would be ten kinds of fucked-up fun! It might take you a while to draw all of her tatts & crack stratches though. But if anyone can do it, you can!
I had a neighbor who had Tiffany Taylor & Dolly Parton. I always played with those every time we got together. Ah, to be a kid again:)
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City Barbie on July 16, 2008 - 7:43pm
Don't forget the Blaaaake incarcerated doll!
Or better, a pull string and she says it!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Noelegy, I always wanted a growing up Skipper. Mine was a plain brunette one w/bend legs. They have the growing up ones on ebay though. There's EVERYTHING on ebay if you're a collecter.
"My favorite doll was my Tiffany doll. Her hair reversed from brown to blonde."
I had one of those! I couldn't remember what it was called until I read that. She was the only doll I liked because she had brown hair (I'm a brunette and felt disenfranchised by all those blonde Barbies; Barbie only had her sister Skipper in those days). And her turn-around scalp made it look like she was a head injury victim.
Does anyone else remember Growing Up Skipper? You cranked her arm, and she grew boobs. I got one of those for my sixth birthday, and photos of that birthday party show me looking on anxiously as my 14-year-old brother plays with the doll...and keeps playing with it...
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
Bradiful, I think you've inspired me with the Wino Barbie suggestion. I love my baby kitty Mimi but I think it's time to refresh my avie. I haven't done a Barbie one in a long time, ever since Britney fell off the radar.
Pig Bottom Ken should look like Jakey Poo...too bad Reese is so damn soccer mom looking, if she were more tarty she would have made a great S&M Barbie because she looks so innocent with that determined little chin, but not really. Sometimes she almost looks like a bulldog dyke! Power Top!
Your face!
Hey Tigerlils! Pastels make great bruises on rubber legs and arms. It wouldn't be too hard to turn Ken into a pimp either.
City Barbie on July 16, 2008 - 7:34pm
omg, Tiffany Dolls!
Mine wound up with a jacked up Dorothy Hamill hair cut.
How about a Wino Barbie....Oh yea.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
LAWL EvilShoe!! XD
"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"
We used to steal my brother's G.I.Joe and pretend he came home from Vietnam to find his girl Barbie in bed w/Ken. Then G.I.Joe would shoot Ken's ass!
I got a Cindy (UK) doll before I got Barbie. Cindy didn't have tits.
I haven't laughed so fucking hard in DAYS!!!! Duggar mom barbie...toothpick dicks...you horz are a GD riot!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Whatevs. Whore Barbie is an excellent way to teach your 4 year old about prostitution. My only complaint is she doesn't come with a Ken Doll pimp (equipped with the obligatory pimp slap ability feature, of course), and blue make up to create bruises (and track marks...double duty!), along with wrist splints resulting from when "bitch get out of line...Now get out there and make me some money, ho"...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@City Barbie
Silly Putty was my 1st choice, but, because I had both barbie AND ken, I'd end up with one blob of silly putty stuck between two crotches. Hence the plasticine. Never thought of the toothpick. Didn't know about boners back then tho.
*blushes*
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 16, 2008 - 7:28pm.
CB you're my favoritest Barbie ever!!! How the heck are ya?!
God this thread is fun-EEEE=))
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iHeart, I'm great thanks! How the heck are YOU??
Bradiful, you can get vintage Tiffany Taylor dolls on ebay!
Speaking of ebay, I just checked and you can get "Black Canary Barbie"! There are tons of them up for presale. Pretty pricey too.
Submitted by Phoebe on July 16, 2008 - 7:08pm.
The new line will be Duggar Barbie, but in keeping with the theme, she'll be called Jarbie and will have a newly-spawned sibling included.
ROFL!! Funniest thing Ive heard all night.
It's just a doll why don't the Christians get all worked up over St.Angerlina the Godless throwing military shootem up Birthday Day party with open bars for the kiddies?
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
I had two Barbies. One was a regular doll, me and my little brother plotted to blow her ass to pieces with fireworks. The other was a head that you could do her hair and makeup. My dad worked 24 shifts, I gave her a mohawk, goth makeup with a nose ring and stuck it in my mom & dads bed on my dads pillow. My mom beat the shit out of me when she woke up thinking some crazed bitch was sleeping next to her. Aha ha ha ha
Good times.
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Dick happens! - MK
CB you're my favoritest Barbie ever!!! How the heck are ya?!
God this thread is fun-EEEE=))
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Submitted by City Barbie on July 16, 2008 - 7:16pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 7:11pm
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
My favorite doll was my Tiffany doll.
Her hair reversed from brown to blonde.
She had a gold lame bathing suit and a sarong.
She was an amazon compared to Barbie and her gayelle friends.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 7:11pm.
ROFL--Ken comes with a marriage certificate and a key!!!
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The key would be remote so he could unlock her on his way home from work. There's be a "breep breep" noise like when you unlock your car. That would be Barbie's signal to freshen up and put on her flannel granny gown.
If they give her breast implants and a meth addiction she'd be all set for 2008.