The Mac Dude Scores Again
The Mac Dude only broke up with Drew Barrymore less than a week ago, but he's already found a rebound. Some source told OK! Magazine that this morning, while we were in our beds dreaming of cotton candy penises (seriously, that was my dream), Kiki and Justin Long were holding hands and being gross in NYC.
The source said, "Justin was holding Kirsten's hand while walking around downtown NYC in the SoHo area. They looked like they had stayed out all night and Justin had bloodshot eyes, but Kirsten was all over him and kept leaning in to kiss him." Kiki loves bloodshot eyes. She also loves eye boogers. She probably ate those off him. And he sucked off the leftover food that gets stuck her snagtooth. Well! They are both dirty birds. Dirty celebrities like being dirty together.
Up until today, I figured Justin was just some nothing actor who got lucky with the Mac commercials. But I decided to IMDB him and he's been in a lot of shit. He was the voice of Alvin in the "Alvin and the Chipmunks" movie!! I'd hit it for that reason alone. Imagine him saying, "I'm gonna cum all over your titties" in his Alvin voice? Amazing....and sexy.
Oh and they probably broke up before their first orgasm together. Kiki texted "It's OVER" to him, right before she came. That's how she works.
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He was in "Waiting".
Great movie if you have ever worked at a restaurant.
Shenanigans!!!!
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"Big shit poppin',little shit stoppin"
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I swear to GOD that if I have to see him and Kiki drunkst trolling around town with shit eating bicuspids on their faces...Imma gonna burn some shit down!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Kiki and Drew seem to share each other's leftovers.
It's strange indie actresses f-ck other indie actresses boyfreinds, A-list stick together, models and musicians etc. This should be some sociological study, it's wierd. They sort of all stay within their ranks.
ohh goody .. just when we got used to seeing JLong parading DBarry around town on his visits home .. now we get treated to Kiki.
Can't wait to see who he brings home next lol.
He and John Mayer are from the same hometown.
that's right, we know how to grow em icky here.
MK had me from eating eye boogers...(slight gagging reflex but it is all good!))
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
OK so give me the scoop, who is trolling who, who insulted who, who delivered some fine, finger licking ownage and who got drunk and posted that they wanted to lick MK's dirtstar? This is really the only knowledge that matters, ladies, reading Proust cannot teach me about reacharounds, kk?
I have to hear that shit about how AWESOME mac is every damn day from my husband. I just let it go in one ear and out the other....pffft.
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!
Hell's Grannies!!!!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 16, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, churros
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
He grows the nastiest pubes on his face ever. And this coming from someone who grows some pretty nasty pube facial hair himself. Some people should only dates beards, not try and grow them.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 16, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 16, 2008 - 11:58am.
Thanks, VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY FUNNY!
I went to a mall the other day and there was this loooooong ass line to get into the Apple store so I asked some people, "Is this the line for the Talbots sale?"
HAHAHA I crack me up
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I do that too...only i always ask "Is this the line for the churros??" That gets them everytime!! ;P
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
There are dirt marks on my computer screen that make him appear to have several facial moles!
Snaggle-Puss has found a new love, ahhh!
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
_Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 16, 2008 - 3:18pm.
*hands Mrs. K banana bread*
I warmed it up for you wiff mah boobees!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
You can sort of see how Kirstin will look when she's old.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
AIM dreamhypnotique
Submitted by LoLo on July 16, 2008 - 12:07pm.
*stuffs bra with banana bread*
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lemme see that banana bread, yo
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 16, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 16, 2008 - 11:58am.
Thanks, VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY FUNNY!
I went to a mall the other day and there was this loooooong ass line to get into the Apple store so I asked some people, "Is this the line for the Talbots sale?"
HAHAHA I crack me up.
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no probs *mmmmm, lemony vka thraflu* and to the mac weeny below:
No, never have never will, please do link to the links I linked (????...) they'll make your dweeby day, PROMISE
_Submitted by missy on July 16, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Submitted by mike on July 16, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Please, not a Mac vs. PC war...
TASTES GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!
LESS FILLING!!!!!!!!
* wrestles myself into a fountain. fondles my own boob like in the miller lite ads*
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Submitted by mishma on July 16, 2008 - 7:01pm.
Is it me but banging him would be like banging the paperboy. I could almost feel the Amber Alert
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Yes, nothing remotely sexy about this one. A hairless chest too, I'd wager.
Submitted by mike on July 16, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Please, not a Mac vs. PC war...
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mike, if it starts, we're powerless against it. thoset hings can get craaaazzzyyyy!!!
if it starts, Im bailing
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Macs have always boasted about being plug-n-play machines.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by OneLiner on July 16, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Whoever is talking shit about macs needs to shut up, it's clear you dont own one......
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uhm, i think thatd be... no one??
Now I wanna know, who's banging PC guy??
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Please, not a Mac vs. PC war...
Submitted by OneLiner on July 16, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Whoever is talking shit about macs needs to shut up, it's clear you dont own one......
ohhhhhhhh OFFENSIVE!
Perhaps it is the DELL corporation who has paid these bitches to sit on the D-list and bad mouff the MAC to try to bring down all the CAD programs and fuck the drafters and designers of the world in the arse???
*stuffs bra with banana bread*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
OneLiner, it is personal preference. I have worked on both Macs and PCs....I prefer my PC.
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
I'll only believe when I see the pictures. Apparently she was going out with Ryan Gosling and he's seeing someone else!
Poor Drew...
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Submitted by Leatherette on July 16, 2008 - 11:58am.
Thanks, VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY FUNNY!
I went to a mall the other day and there was this loooooong ass line to get into the Apple store so I asked some people, "Is this the line for the Talbots sale?"
HAHAHA I crack me up.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Whoever is talking shit about macs needs to shut up, it's clear you dont own one......
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Oh, and i challenge Jared to come up with a post that can include cotton candy penises, Alvin and the Chipmunks and eye boogers and still make sense.
Ok, well, maybe it only makes sense to Dlisters, but still cotton candy penises, Alvin and the Chipmunks and eye boogers!!!
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
Is it me but banging him would be like banging the paperboy. I could almost feel the Amber Alert
Didn't the same thing happen when she dumped the guy from the Strokes? Kirsten likes Drew's left overs I guess.
Holy lord MK, you DID NOT dream about peen made out of cotton candy... god I love you!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I HATE THOSE COMMERCIALS SO BAAAAAD!
PUKE
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Wasn't she with Ryan Gosling? If she was.. total downgrade for her.
As for Mac Dude --- I guess he is sleeping his way around hollywood. If Sienna can do it.... ___________________________________________
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Huh? HUH?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 16, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 16, 2008 - 11:53am.
Mac proprietary over-hyped, form over function
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Seriously...what does that mean?
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It means the following:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=macs_cant
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone
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that guy can explain it MUCH better than I can, but it may be a tad offensive, boo hoo
gonna chug down another TheraFlu and vodka cocktail, happy reading
Um, I hope he likes to guide her drunk ass around cuz I don't think Kiki has, you know, hobbies
Well, it's HIS pasty, untalented, unsuccessful-attempt-to-look-like-the-lovable-everyman life.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
AIM dreamhypnotique
Massive downgrade.
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
here we go again.....true love, Hollywood Style...
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Submitted by Leatherette on July 16, 2008 - 11:53am.
Mac proprietary over-hyped, form over function
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Seriously...what does that mean?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
This dude likes his whores..FUGLY!!
Rebound.
it'll never last
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Holy, Justin Sienna Long Miller!
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
& I fucking HATE Mac proprietary over-hyped, form over function shit with a passion -- and FUCK it sucks to be ill and jonesing for trash gossip
BREAKING NEWS: money makes teeny weeny nerdy peeny hot
I would be pissed if a week after we broke up my bf was with someone new. Drew must have dumped him
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When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!
-MK
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