The Mac Dude Scores Again
The Mac Dude only broke up with Drew Barrymore less than a week ago, but he's already found a rebound. Some source told OK! Magazine that this morning, while we were in our beds dreaming of cotton candy penises (seriously, that was my dream), Kiki and Justin Long were holding hands and being gross in NYC.
The source said, "Justin was holding Kirsten's hand while walking around downtown NYC in the SoHo area. They looked like they had stayed out all night and Justin had bloodshot eyes, but Kirsten was all over him and kept leaning in to kiss him." Kiki loves bloodshot eyes. She also loves eye boogers. She probably ate those off him. And he sucked off the leftover food that gets stuck her snagtooth. Well! They are both dirty birds. Dirty celebrities like being dirty together.
Up until today, I figured Justin was just some nothing actor who got lucky with the Mac commercials. But I decided to IMDB him and he's been in a lot of shit. He was the voice of Alvin in the "Alvin and the Chipmunks" movie!! I'd hit it for that reason alone. Imagine him saying, "I'm gonna cum all over your titties" in his Alvin voice? Amazing....and sexy.
Oh and they probably broke up before their first orgasm together. Kiki texted "It's OVER" to him, right before she came. That's how she works.
The bitch just can Not get enought fresh cum by the gallon, more more ...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 16, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 16, 2008 - 10:28pm.
His porn name must be Justin Discriminate.
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hahahahahahhahaha......
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Every time I see a smiling Kirsten Dunst, I envision that grill in the movie 'Teeth'.
Yeah, those chompers down *there*
She probably is a man-eater in that way.
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Sheeps on July 16, 2008 - 10:28pm.
His porn name must be Justin Discriminate.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Justin Long is only his stage name.
cute.
I heard he originally wanted to go with Reubin Tips, but his manager urged him to reconsider.
Justin Long is only his stage name.
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No se puede vivir con tanto veneno.
He's the only Mac user that even got a date this year, so I guess we shouldn't be too critical.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
ewww...the mac dude likes dirty, snaggletooth things...yuck...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
I saw her traipsing on Bowery a week ago...solo
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Well i hopes he likes a mess. She is a minute out of rehab and on a big relapse... and Drew is on a binder these days too. He likes the little addicts
xoxox
The war isn't working.
justin long looks like the poor man's freddy rodriguez in this pic!
How does this fucking weasel skank keep getting guys??????
She fucked my future boyfriend, Jake Gyllenhaal. She deserves to die.
"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"
I'll bet she has to dress up as the 'PC' guy in order for the mac chimp to get hard.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I really didn't know this guy acted outside of Mac commercials.
Oh, Justin, I had such high hopes for you.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Justin Long what a hottie.
he has really bad hair though he looks like a transexual
they're both gross. he looks like he probably has long, dirty fingernails and pimples on his butt.
Submitted by LoLo on July 16, 2008 - 4:24pm.
_Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 4:19pm.
You damn right!!! Give me a grateful sweetheart of a man that knows how a woman's body works anyday!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Lord help me I find him hot. I have a thing for that floppy dark hair, kind of like Keanu.
Justin Long might be the biggesttool in the shed, but he was awesome in The Breakup. He plays the total gaywad receptionist at the gallery Jennifer Anniston works at. MK would totally hit it.
_Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 4:19pm.
That is true from my experience(s).
I dont care so much about their shell or what they look like. Ive got my own money.
I just like a sweet man who gives good good licking and keeps on ticking!
We have to be able to laugh and get a long and fux the right way ha ha ha.
Ok who does online dating? Some bitch needs that in their profile. BUT do a back ground check so you know hes not an andy dick type! ha ha
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on July 16, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 4:12pm
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For REALS!!! Those bitchez are thankful for the pussy, they will pull every trick they know out of their ass to try to please you!! You can pussywhip them bitchez easily!! Best booty!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Submitted by LoLo on July 16, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 4:05pm
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I've found snobby ugly men to have the biggest dicks, and the greatest effort to please, so snog a snob whenever you can!!!
DAILY EVEN!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Leatherette on July 16, 2008 - 1:13pm.
MMMMMMMMMMMM, methinks I should bring you some chicken soup.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 16, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 16, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Mac schmac, I still wanna be your fake friend,'K?
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yr OK, Mrs K! K, Ill be yr fake friend, just HATE the fak repartay mmmkay ? ...theraflu = DEVILJUICE
Submitted by LoLo on July 16, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 4:05pm
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That cooze couldn't orgasm because she already got off on taking someone else's meat. That was her whole fuckin' problem. Wasting the dick is a crime. Good thing she got the herp. She earned it.
I've found snobby ugly men to have the biggest dicks, and the greatest effort to please, so snog a snob whenever you can!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Leatherette on July 16, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Mac schmac, I still wanna be your fake friend,'K?
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
I like her little snaggle teeth. They give her character. Besides, there are way too many people with blinding white veneers in Hollywood. Anything different I like.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by LoLo on July 16, 2008 - 3:54pm
ITA- That's an orgasmless organism right there.
right? I know this girl who has an issue of fuxing other girls boyfriends.... wanna know the kicker? The bitch says she has NEVER HAD AN ORGASM!!!!!
* SHOCKED FACE*
SO THEN WHY WHY WHY fux a dick that dont belong to you? Your just wasting the dick!
God gave her the herpes though and thankfully she always though my BF's were to snobby and ugly.
Yes i date snobby ugly men SO WHAT? ha ha ha
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Something in his face reminds me of Jake. I just can't put my finger on it...
I hate that dude ..... and his stupid hair
*tool*
*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*
Submitted by LoLo on July 16, 2008 - 3:54pm
ITA- That's an orgasmless organism right there.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Ol' snaggletooth just goes from bad to worse, doesn't she? Guess that rehab didn't take, huh? Well, try, try again, Kiki! Justin sure traded down from Drew. That was the best he's likely to get in the Hollywood set. Nice try, tho!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
billy gates = THE SEX
THERE, I said it, Mac bois, chug Steve Jobs' macjuice & die
Theraflu fucking OWMS
Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 3:35pm.
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I thought I was the only baby who had to hide their eyes on that part!!
I can't even LISTEN to that part!
P.S.-MK,I wanna barf now(eye boogers & "special"steak)
HURL
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"Big shit poppin',little shit stoppin"
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Whores of a feather
Couple up and flock together.
Dug him in Jeeper Creepers.
That's about it.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
"Eye poop"
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
"Kiki loves bloodshot eyes. She also loves eye boogers. She probably ate those off him. And he sucked off the leftover food that gets stuck her snagtooth."
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It's times like this I wish my ability to visualize weren't so strong. :)
don't throw nuttin' at me, but my next laptop is gonna be a Mac.
I am a hipster at heart.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
I don't know if Kiki should count as a "score." Rebounding with her is more like conceding two points.
Submitted by DeeDee on July 16, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Ewww, eye cockys. lol
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eye crudsies
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Oh and they probably broke up before their first orgasm together. Kiki texted "It's OVER" to him, right before she came. That's how she works.
I dont think a girl like her can even have an orgasm now that you mention it.
I think that is why she is always so cranky.
I just dont picture her enjoying the sexy times. She HAS saexy times but has no cum times.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 16, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on July 16, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Who cares about her? I just want that slim slacks model to massage me with her eyebrows. ;)
Ahahaha! Now *that's funny*! I'm tired of the slim slacks chick staring at me in her nasty grape soda jeans
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... shit, I tht that was Vag's Lourdes ... what am Istills doing here?
LOl i dont believe any of this.
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Ewww, eye cockys. lol
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Submitted by P.T.Bull on July 16, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Who cares about her? I just want that slim slacks model to massage me with her eyebrows. ;)
Ahahaha! Now *that's funny*! I'm tired of the slim slacks chick staring at me in her nasty grape soda jeans
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Who cares about her? I just want that slim slacks model to massage me with her eyebrows. ;)
DeeDee, my sister and I always called them "eye cockys"....like "caca"....
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Triscuit,
That was a funny ass movie! Luis Guzmán was brill! I have to look away when they take the steak back and make it "special"...
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
"She also loves eye boogers."
Nasty MK! I call eye boogers "lagañas."
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke