Wednesday, July 16th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Reese Witherspoon cleans up well, but Jakey would still look sexier in that gown - IDLYITW
Ben & Jerry's gives Elton John his own ice cream - Towleroad
Brad Pitt is an Inglorious Bastard - Just Jared
Holly Madison dresses like my high school's resident slut. And no that wasn't me - Hollywood Tuna
More from Gis Bundchen's classy ass photo shoot for V Magazine - Egotastic!
Everything is fake on Lisa Rinna (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Justin Timberlake's memaw should be his new publicist - Lainey Gossip
Scooby-Doo on CSI - Cityrag
Holly and Bridget hate Kendra - Hollywood Rag
Posh is just an ordinary alien - Popsugar
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 16, 2008 - 7:05pm.
And why is it so hard to go to JJ and NOT want to throw wrenches and hammers at the posters?
I know- it's a sick hobby of mine to read them saying 'what?' I might leave a post under this name.Is it me or are they a bit less swift at deleting negative posts? Have the voices of reason got a foothold or is JJ counting the hits? *ponders also*
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
For such extensive plastic surgery, Holly Madison only only 'homely hot'.
Get a refund, skank!
And why should she be jealous of Kendra?
Kendra probably wants to bump her coochie more than she wants to wrestle pepaw peen.
www.myspace.com/triston
If I didn't know any better, I'd swear my older brother was the blogger for Hollywood Tuna. Total juvenile douchebag. HAHA.
They have the best workout videos.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
poor Kendra, fuck that...let me "date" a Cialis popping pepaw with a no dating other men rule. Maybe she learned a lesson from Anna Nicole Smith! Get your own shit!! And some young dick too.
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Ewwww Jake is in trouble...he put on the wrong tie again...didn't he get all Reese'e memos?
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
=================OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site ----------------" M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m "----------------- last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site。 ===================
I'm on team Kendra. She is to young and beautiful to stay locked up in that house with that old man. And the two other non sex having chicks.
The guy who writes Hollywood Tuna is a such an ass it's kind of funny. He must have not gotten laid in years or ever.
I love Giselle!
She is smokin'hot!
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"Big shit poppin',little shit stoppin"
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Submitted by Hekki on July 16, 2008 - 3:17pm
Olivia (Raven Simone- the Cosby Show)
Uncle Jesse and Becky's twin boys- Full House- Trollsons were too old.
Submitted by Migraineuse: "Scrappy-Doo was Ultimate Suckage, cartoonified."
Yeah, when they have to add a "cuter" character to a show, it's all over.
E.g., Kazoo on the Flintstones, Cousin Oliver on The Brady Bunch, that freaky red-headed kid on DIff'rent Strokes...
Submitted by joanne on July 16, 2008 - 8:53pm.
DiCaprio and Depp were great in What's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Agreed. DiCaprio stole the show.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
I love butter brickle ice-cream and I love Elton John's earlier stuff. Making friends for the world to see...
Wait...didn't we just read a week or so ago that Kendra and Bridget hate Holly? Sooooooo...next week it wil be Holly and Kendra hate Bridget? Reminds me of fifth grade.
1-Wow Reese looks very pretty.
2-Why on earth would I want to taste 'Elton John'
3-Did anyone read the 'Holly & Bridget hate Kendra' article? bawawhhhahhaaaaaaa
4-I am sleepy
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
DiCaprio and Depp were great in What's eating Gilbert Grape. DiCaprio was also good in The Aviator, he can act. Pitt will drag him down, he is just a shell of a man anymore.
LCT,
Gerard Butler ice cream!!!!! Mmmmmmm! No-Fat and it's good for your hair!!!!
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
Scrappy-Doo was Ultimate Suckage, cartoonified.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Scooby Doo CSI? Is that for real?
I heard Grissom was leaving. Downhill it goes. Cancellation of CSI in 3....2.....1....
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 16, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Alas, it seems there was more truth in Idocracy!
DeeDee, I agree! Scrappy was the lamest addition to Scooby Doo!
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
LMFAO @ the Scooby Doo CSI! I hate Scrappy Doo!
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 16, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Fear not. That kid will probably be shot by a rival gang member before he's even 18.
I may hate the concept of Social Darwinism, but it does work for some people.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Saw one episode of this caca a long time ago. Kendra was psyched for a pimp cup given to her for a birthday. WTF?!!???
No wonder there is an argument going on in another thread about a stupid American video clip. I hate generalizations and am offended that I have to breathe the same oxygen molecules as these Skankzillas.
OFFT:At the play ground the other day a 7y/o approached my 3 y/o and told him he'd "fucking murder him when his cunt mama isn't looking" if he didn't get his "ass" off a play area. I found the kid's mom and she laughed at his comments. Damn my middle class, educated, EMPLOYED upbringing. Something primal rose up to punch her but I squelched it. I keep thinking about it though and wonder if I did the right thing.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 1:59pm.
LCT,
Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream ... Vanilla Ice Cream with Fudge Covered Waffle Cone Pieces & a Caramel Swirl! Nummy!
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GB should have an ice cream. Chocolate chunks in chocolate ice cream with gooey marshmallowy swirls and almonds and his own man juice and.. wait.. inside voice.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
The Brad and Leo DiCaprio in a Tarantino movie together....*ponders*
I was under the impression those two do not get along so well.
They were in some kind of bidding war for the production of the same movie, what movie, idk.
And why is it so hard to go to JJ and NOT want to throw wrenches and hammers at the posters?
btw, I left the comingbackanese post last night, "OKAY WOW!"......
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
One thing about Kendra, She's the onlyone I see going out away from hefner and the other two.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
oh missy...that means you WATCH that shit? I swear, we all complain about these Reality shitheads, but half you people watch them! How the hell will they go away, if you watch them?
not attacking you missy, if my tone comes off that way...
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Why does every damn dress look like that anymore...GAWD..does no one have an original idea??
sick.of.it. pfft! :P
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
tranny in REEEEED, she's dancing with me, check to cheek... GOD I hate that fucking soccer-mom-bait song, but really thought this was a tranny in red
Holly and Bridget hate Kendra...hmmm, yeah, i can see that, because unlike Holly and Bridge, that Kendra is just empty-headed bleach blonde gold-digging whore.
LCT,
Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream ... Vanilla Ice Cream with Fudge Covered Waffle Cone Pieces & a Caramel Swirl! Nummy!
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 7:53pm.
I do too, but you know who I love? Mary O'Brien. And her husband, Captain Bob.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Okay, I know there are a bunch of Reese lovers around here. And from the few movies I have seen she is actually a good actress.
BUT, what a frigid little bug-eyed, bulgy-foreheaded witchy-chinned control freak she looks like. Especially here.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
"high school's resident slut. And no that wasn't me"
i'm not buyin' this shit for a second!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
That Kendra whore has Skeletor teeth!
kendra is the only one on that show with a personality
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
GDI! The way they describe Elton John ice cream it sounds like it would be so fucking good, but then the whole time you're eating it you'll be thinking you're eating Elton John and it'll COMPLETELY RUIN IT.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
I hate Holly, Bridget and Kendra. So there.
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"