Wednesday, July 16th 2008
The Mole!
The Daily Mail thinks My Little Pony Parker finally got her witch's mole removed. Matthew Broderick probably couldn't take it anymore, so he finally chewed it off. She showed up to the MLB All-Star game at Yankees Stadium last night without her mole.
You can still see a small mark. Maybe she covered that shit up or maybe she removed it for medical reasons. What am I saying? Who really gives an eff?! Although, I will miss the mole. The mole made her look even more like Witchie Poo. Witchie Poo is a hot bitch.
And I don't know about the mole, but her prune hands look like they've been soaking in the bath for fucking years. Bitch needs some cocoa butter.
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Love the cocoa butter.....saves you after a day at the beach!!
Don't killz me, but I have to go off topic to share this:
Its called "Missing Intelligence" and it shows how dumb americuns are:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE
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Whatevs.
My beak looks just like hers and I love it.
My beak is beautiful.
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 12:58pm.
I will try to locate it, but it may have been pulled (no pun intended). I can't even remember where I saw it but it caused quite the stir. He was only in a tee-shirt, which was quite long, and no one knew if SJP was aware or not that he had no underpants or pull-ups or whatever on when a pap caught the shot.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 11:53am.
I just read that Natalie Cole has Hepatitis C.....sheesh...
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she was a bigtime heroin user for many years..
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Submitted by Euphoria on July 16, 2008 - 12:55pm.
I will NEVER forget that picture of James Wilke (or Wilkie or whateverthefuck his middle name is) with SJP and the nanny swinging him off the curb. He had on absolutely NO underpants at all! And his little wiener was bared for all the world to see (he will kill her in her sleep one day for that)...it was still bigger than Andy Dick's dick and JW was only like two or three yrs. old at the time.
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Whaaaaaaat? Where is this?
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Boy, hands do show your real age.... *staring at hands*
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I will NEVER forget that picture of James Wilke (or Wilkie or whateverthefuck his middle name is) with SJP and the nanny swinging him off the curb. He had on absolutely NO underpants at all! And his little wiener was bared for all the world to see (he will kill her in her sleep one day for that)...it was still bigger than Andy Dick's dick and JW was only like two or three yrs. old at the time.
I can't help laughing that she gave a statement on cancer research when her own husband talks about what a big smoker she is.
That's the celebrity hypocrisy in motion.
She should have opted for a nose job instead.
I just read that Natalie Cole has Hepatitis C.....sheesh...
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Submitted by MargeAggedon on July 16, 2008 - 12:36pm.
And if you want to know where it went just check the previous post. Andy dick used it as a penis replacement... it was bigger than what he had.
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AHAHAHAHAHA! Go Green...recycle, even it's a mole!
Doesn't matter. She's ugly and should stay indoors.
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I just don't get what's so great about her..don't see it. The movies I've seen her in her acting was lame.
I don't think she is pretty, but I don't think she is hideous either.
I always hated that mole (I hate moles on any one's face).
Dont get me wrong...I think that SJP is a good person and like i said, a good mom. Actually i used to think she was pretty(circa LA Story w/Steve Martin)...but as she ages, her strange features just get stranger.
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Submitted by moonmaid on July 16, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Lovecarrotop, I was once on a subway stuck next to a woman with a furry mole on her face. Forget about hair sprouting, this looked like a patch of squirrel fur. In this day and age, why would someone keep something like that? Lack of money to remove it?
In China, hair sprouting moles used to be considered good luck. When I was a kid and we lived over there, we had a driver who had this big hairy mole. Scared the hell out of me. He was really surly too.
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Hahahah, squirrel fur. Maybe they think it's unique or their trademark, or are afraid of the scar afterwards. Personally I'd try to wax it off.
Hairy moles are lucky in China? Wtf? I suppose smelly vaginas are a sign of fertility too?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Novanightly - no, not conventionally "pretty" but offbeat attractive and makes the most out of what she's got.
At any rate, I'd rather hear an interview with her than Jessica Simpson any day. At least she has a brain.
Submitted by moonmaid - then again, none of us looked our fabulous bests at 13, I'd wager.
I agree. But SJP was 19 when that photo was taken... ;)
I love SJP! I understand she's not classically pretty, and i definitely see the horse resemblance... but i still love her. She just seems a little more normal than most other celebs.
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My beef about SJP is she has always come across being way too comfortable and self entitled being a celeb, if that make any sense.
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Lovecarrotop, I was once on a subway stuck next to a woman with a furry mole on her face. Forget about hair sprouting, this looked like a patch of squirrel fur. In this day and age, why would someone keep something like that? Lack of money to remove it?
In China, hair sprouting moles used to be considered good luck. When I was a kid and we lived over there, we had a driver who had this big hairy mole. Scared the hell out of me. He was really surly too.
Submitted by EvilShoe on July 16, 2008 - 11:29am.
And she said that story about her being the ugliest didn't bother her.
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she said it didnt bother her, but then soon after she said it DID bother her and it made broderick feel bad to know he's married to the "unsexiest woman"
thats what made me hate her.
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And if you want to know where it went just check the previous post. Andy dick used it as a penis replacement... it was bigger than what he had.
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Submitted by moonmaid on July 16, 2008 - 9:27am.
Why all the hating on this girl? Could never figure it out. Because she doesn't look like one of those lame "Hills" girls?
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The only Hills i love are the two on my chest...;P As for SJP...I will ONLY give her kudos for keeping her kid out of the spotlight. Thats a good mommy in my book. Still...the woman ISNT pretty.
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Finally, some good news. I was expecting that thing to start talking any day now.
I saw two people on the train this morning with giant hairy moles. One, the woman, luckily kept hers trimmed (and thank God, you could see if she let it grow it'd be like a tiny head covered in hair) but the man did nothing to maintain it. It was near his jawline, and he shaved all around it but let the hair grow freely from it. Swear to God, couldn't have been less than two inches long. Why he'd shave AROUND it and have long gag-inducing scragglies coming out of it, I don't know.
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Submitted by Spoiled on July 16, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Finally! Enrique Iglesius had it done all those years ago. The scar probably means they dug a little deeper and sent the thing off for biopsy.
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uh thanks & ew -- so it WAS looking melanomic, furry & leggity, not just the joint & martinis working their magic on my visuals.
Submitted by Spoiled on July 16, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Finally! Enrique Iglesius had it done all those years ago. The scar probably means they dug a little deeper and sent the thing off for biopsy.
Sorry for the long link, but here's pre-surgical Sarah:
http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/v2/tr/061605_tr_parker84.jpg
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Ouch! that was painful!
then again, none of us looked our fabulous bests at 13, I'd wager.
Totally off t, but does anyone watch the tv show "the mole"? I caught just the episode the other night to catch everyone up to date. Who is the mole??
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
maybe it was just biopsied, and was cancerous?
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awwww. i like my little pony!
Finally! Enrique Iglesius had it done all those years ago. The scar probably means they dug a little deeper and sent the thing off for biopsy.
Sorry for the long link, but here's pre-surgical Sarah:
http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/v2/tr/061605_tr_parker84.jpg
I always found myself bewitched by that aspect of her visage; as a moleclops she probably has the power of hypnosis and controls the winds.
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Wonder if Matthew Broderick makes her wear a saddle and bridle when they're alone?
she waited until she was 42? weird.....I'm surprised she did it...
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I would not hit this. That's coming from someone who fantasizes when he sees his dog wag it's tail.
... Too much?
And she said that story about her being the ugliest didn't bother her.
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Submitted by moonmaid on July 16, 2008 - 9:27am.
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
that mole was growing tarantula arms & hairs & I swear waved at me from the IMAX screen during the SATC movie
Why all the hating on this girl? Could never figure it out. Because she doesn't look like one of those lame "Hills" girls?
She's a good actress and seems to have her head on straight. She really doesn't bother me at all.
I'm glad she got the mole removed - it's better off gone... I still like SJP - Carrie Bradshaw will always have a place in my heart....
Seriously....removing a single mole isnt going to help!! That girl needs a feed bag surgically attached instead. :D
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I swear I had a nightmare this week about that mole. I dreamed that a rat chewed it off, for real.
about fucking time