Wednesday, July 16th 2008
The Mole!
The Daily Mail thinks My Little Pony Parker finally got her witch's mole removed. Matthew Broderick probably couldn't take it anymore, so he finally chewed it off. She showed up to the MLB All-Star game at Yankees Stadium last night without her mole.
You can still see a small mark. Maybe she covered that shit up or maybe she removed it for medical reasons. What am I saying? Who really gives an eff?! Although, I will miss the mole. The mole made her look even more like Witchie Poo. Witchie Poo is a hot bitch.
And I don't know about the mole, but her prune hands look like they've been soaking in the bath for fucking years. Bitch needs some cocoa butter.
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Submitted by joanne on July 16, 2008 - 8:14pm.
Americans look dumb, look at our leader. What did he ever do to make him ready to become a leader? Democrats got in, didn't fix it. Now What? We are just standing around with our thumbs up our asses and admire Hollyweird. My thumb is tired, any suggustions?
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1. Revolution
2. A real government of the people, by the people, and not by a self-serving elite.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
ESE,
I feel like falling off the wagon today. Care to join me for some Tequila, no salt, no lime no back. And make them a double please
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
oooh you guys are cranky today.
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No, he's not a homosexual. He's a dick riding, man chowder eating, salad tossing, butt plug wearing, nipple pinchin' homegirl with two-snaps thrown in for good measure. - MK
DD: It was funny.
DFH: Bravo. Well said.
ESE: That was funny too, although it offended me.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 16, 2008 - 11:11am.
No one person's opinion is better than someone else's opinion.
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Some opinions are more informed than others. I mean, if I wanna know where to get the best lutefisk I will ask the nearest Norwegian.
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 16, 2008 - 8:14pm.
And I'M offended by your being offended.
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BRAVO Deb.....give em hell....
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 16, 2008 - 2:11pm.
i have to say.. i'm offended by everything you've just said.... hehehehehe!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Americans look dumb, look at our leader. What did he ever do to make him ready to become a leader? Democrats got in, didn't fix it. Now What? We are just standing around with our thumbs up our asses and admire Hollyweird. My thumb is tired, any suggustions?
DiamondDawg: hi hun, I hope you are not leaving because of this.
Kizzy: Are you ok hun? For the past two days you don't seem your 'normal' self.
This has to stop.
We have enough drama every where else.
Jesus Freaking Christ...can we have one effing day without thread killing arguements around this place. When did LA/HA rear her head again? Everytime I turn around the thread becomes jacked to arguements, poop and piss.
No one person's opinion is better than someone else's opinion. Not every statement is an attack on another's beliefs! People should not be afraid to post because they think they are going to be attacked and abused verbally. NOT what this site is about.
There is no ruler of the roost except for MK!
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Dramaqueen,
OH MY! I just saw that. Yup. I think I'll be out for the rest of the afternoon.
My bad for posting a link to a youtube video that *I* thought was funny, but alas, ultimately it was totally off-topic and offended many people. Apologies.
I would delete it, except it would show cowardice and I stand by my mistake.
Peace out!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 16, 2008 - 10:49am.
I agree! Who did she have to blow to get her start, I wonder.
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She was Annie on Broadway!!!!!'She's a star!!
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 8:06pm.
No, no, we think you are highly civilized folk who sit around smoking dope and enjoying socialized medicine.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 1:58pm.
But, if they were saying it about Canadians, it wouldn't actually be true. That would make it significantly less funny.
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Haha really? I thought a vast majority of Americans thought we were all morons who knew how to do nothing but drink beer and play hockey.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Canadians are very smart, and tasty, too (according to Ian Punnett).
Tigerlilly would probably say they're tasty too... then again, i think she's on a first come first eat system
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
She should have dumped him and kept the mole. SJP can act.
I gotta say, I like SJP more and more. Wish I could have a strand of Mikimoto's like hers in the S&TC movie.
Canadians are very smart, and tasty, too (according to Ian Punnett).
thanks DQ. brb (or maybe tomorrow, I'm kinda ascaird of kizzy coming back in full attack mode.)
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 12
Dolly Parton 9 to 5
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 7:55pm.
But, if they were saying it about Canadians, it wouldn't actually be true. That would make it significantly less funny.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 1:53pm.
It's pretty rude to sit here all day and sling mud at celebrities, too, inn't?
Just watch the video. You might laugh.
What? Did everyone wake up with PMS today?
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I did laugh. I thought it was hilarious. I'm not even American. But if people were prancing around declaring what fucking idiotic retards Canadians were, I might not think it's that hilarious to see it as a post (until I watched the video, maybe). Just saying I see Kizzy's point is all.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B0DE2DD1F3DF93BA3575AC0A...
Bitch pleaded guilty and got a fine, no jail time.
He claims to be "haunted" by the accident, but I'm sick of these drunk celebrity hos mowing down innocent people and serving NO TIME for it.
Obviously to the "justice" system, celebrity lives are worth more than those of mere mortals.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 10:50am.
It's a pretty rude generalization to say Americans as a whole are dumb.
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It's pretty rude to sit here all day and sling mud at celebrities, too, inn't?
Just watch the video. You might laugh.
What? Did everyone wake up with PMS today?
ImpertinentVixen: Good to know! Thanks, and I look forward to waisting a lot of company time doing just that.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 16, 2008 - 10:50am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 12:44pm.
You saw what happened w/ zomay yesterday, didn't you? It's ridiculous.
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NO. I totally missed it! Thread?
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 10:44am.
But did you sluts know that Matthew Broderick killed two women in Ireland?
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TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT! He was driving or something, right?
It's a pretty rude generalization to say Americans as a whole are dumb.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 12:44pm.
You saw what happened w/ zomay yesterday, didn't you? It's ridiculous. I congratulated zomay for taking the high road, & I was told to fuck myself. Quite a big difference using the word as an adjective or adverb & telling someone to fuck off.
Apparently this board can't exist w/o some nutcase going postal over whatever pisses it off at the time. At least LA had a theme to her rants.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 10:44am.
I got nothin' on horseface here, except that I don't understand why her homely ass is so famous. But did you sluts know that Matthew Broderick killed two women in Ireland?
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I agree! Who did she have to blow to get her start, I wonder.
And WHAAAAAAA???? to the Broderick thing. When did this happen?
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No, he's not a homosexual. He's a dick riding, man chowder eating, salad tossing, butt plug wearing, nipple pinchin' homegirl with two-snaps thrown in for good measure. - MK
I got nothin' on horseface here, except that I don't understand why her homely ass is so famous. But did you sluts know that Matthew Broderick killed two women in Ireland?
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 16, 2008 - 10:40am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 12:32pm.
you should erase that, Missy, or Kizzy's gonna give you an a$$ whooping, too.
HA HA, DD, you took the words right out of my mouth! I don't know what her deal is, but these random, increasingly belligerant, vehement attacks need to stop.
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Hi Dramaqueen!
I didn't realize my youtube post would make someone fly off the handle. Have the attacks been coming from several avies or just one?
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 7:13pm.
Not fucking funny
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I disagree. It was funny, but exaggerated to make a point. Of course they only show the stupid answers.
If we're going to allow this country to be run the way it is being run (and we are; even though most of us don't like it, we're not doing enough about it) we should get used to being resented and/or laughed at. Going off on them won't stop it. Only a saner foreign policy (and better education here at home) will.
And this is from a Californian who was going through high school when California's school system ranked 46th in the nation, thanks to that asshole Pete Wilson.
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Silvara0428, unlike other blogs, Dlisted posters won't slam on you for liking/not liking a celebrity, nor will MK ban you or censor your posts. That's why we like it here.
Welcome to the fun!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 12:32pm.
you should erase that, Missy, or Kizzy's gonna give you an a$$ whooping, too.
HA HA, DD, you took the words right out of my mouth! I don't know what her deal is, but these random, increasingly belligerant, vehement attacks need to stop.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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About fucking time is right! I may not be a millionaire, at this particular time, but at least I've invested mine wisely........incredible real looking boobs and a line free face!
That's where the money is supposed to go....to your appearance....or to the next husband.
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lol @ "meercats"
Meercat Manor got too sad for me to watch. I felt so sorry for Lucy. I hope she's ok!
I actually like SJP. It may just be lighting accounting for the apparent molelessness.
In any event, I think SJP should star in a biography of Gloria Swanson. They look a lot alike.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
As a D listed reader for a couple of months and a recent poster I have to say while knowing I could mauled by meercats...I do not have anything bad to say about this woman compared with all of the trash in Hollyweird. (end of dramatic rant...carry on).
you should erase that, Missy, or Kizzy's gonna give you an a$$ whooping, too.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 12:06pm.
HILARIOUS!! albeit depressing
*scratches head*
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it's prolly spackled. old ponies don't learn new tricks
I love SJP and I know I am prob the only one but I think she is really pretty. Prettier then most of the slobs Hollyweird tells us are 'pretty'
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
ok. whatev. but I probably won't be here til much later.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Yes, I did, and no fuck it's not. Leno does that same stupid shit and it's not funny when he does it, either. I have to go to lunch now, but I'll be glad to pick this up with you in an hour.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 10:13am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 1:06pm
Not fucking funny, and you are proof there are assholes and idiots worldwide.
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Kizzy? Did you see the video?? It's really funny. Chillax. Geez.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 1:06pm
Not fucking funny, and you are proof there are assholes and idiots worldwide.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 12:53pm.
I just read that Natalie Cole has Hepatitis C.....sheesh...
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I just read about that too. Anyone think she's the blind item singer that is HIV+?
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
I like her, I can't help it. Last year I saw her walking out of a Duane Reade on 6th Avenue and couldn't BELIEVE how tiny she was! I'm 5'2" and she was still shorter than me, despite her 3" heels, and couldn't have weighed more than 90 pounds soaking wet. Anyway, she's cute, and one of the few celebrities I like, and I love her cheap clothing line...
And good for her for getting rid of the mole. I have a similar one next to my nose and will be ecstatic when I get good enough insurance or enough money to have it professionally removed. Ugly things.
Love the cocoa butter.....saves you after a day at the beach!!