Dick Arrested
Piece of trash and royal mess, Andy Dick, was arrested at 2am this morning in Murrieta, CA on drug possession and sexual battery. The po-po arrested him at a parking lot near the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. That restaurant sounds fucking delicious. One of the wings probably called the police, because Andy tried to stuff them up his ass.
I just looked at Buffalo's menu and they have something called "Buffalitos." Do I want to suck on that or eat it? Or both? I'm not sure.
According to the Press Enterprise, Andy is still in the clink and his bail has been set at $5,000. They should do everyone a favor and set his bail at infinity. Infinity plus two.
And just for shits, click here (NSFL) to see a picture of Andy's jailhouse outfit. Seriously, don't click on that.
UPDATE: TMZ reports that the cops responded to call of some bitch pissing in a parking lot. When they showed up, they found Andy in a van. He was busted for allegedly touching the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and pulling her top down. Cops found weed and Xanax in the pockets of his pants.
I need a sponge bath after looking at his mug shot. That 17-year-old is going to need massive amounts of therapy.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 12:11pm.
Gotcha. I was wondering, there is no telling what that freak might do. Even he doesn't know what shit he's going to pull next, LOL
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i find this even more hilarious because it was 40 cent wing night last night at buffalo wild wings
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 16, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 11:13am.
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So is mine...clit, that is. ☺
Ok what?? ONLY 5,000 dollars bail?? For drug possesion AND battery??? WTF?
My friend got busted on possession(was TINY amount and he hadnt done any of it)...no battery charge, no previous arrests...and he got 10,000 dollars bail. WTF WTF WTF???
I refuse to click the link....I just KNOW that little ugly fuck has a microscopic peen.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Are Buffalo's wings better than Hooter's? I just discovered looking at their website we have 3 in my area, but I've never heard of them.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 16, 2008 - 12:17pm.
He's good sweets, thanks for asking.
On topic- my clit's bigger.
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Awww, it's a he? Will you please call him Tyrone?
Does the bigger clit come with the perks of having a bigger clit or is it like having an inflamed bumhole?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 11:13am.
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He's good sweets, thanks for asking.
On topic- my clit's bigger.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Submitted by missy on July 16, 2008 - 12:13pm.
LOLO - I WAN DA GOLD!! SHOW ME WHERE THE GOLD AT!
ha ha ha I bet Andy is telling his cell mate he has a golden nugget in his butt. They are digging for it as we speak!
Andy Dick made Loves Carrot turn away from teh powers of the cock!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Sexual Battery? What did he do, try to steal a real man-size dick? I know he didn't rape anyone with that nub.
P.S. My uncle is the nicest guy, even if he is a little strange. He and his family live in this sort of backward country way, but the wholesome healthy kind, not the Jerry Springer kind. All they do is fix up antique cars and sell them. Oh, and their grown kids which are my age and never married or had a girlfriend, keep bees. Except for my aunt, they are all extremely shy. Extremely, as in, sitting for three or four hours without saying a word. I think they all have a bit of Asperger's.
Also my uncle's house is a complete shrine to Coca-Cola. I mean every single object in that house has a Coke logo on it. He even has an original Coke machine from like the 1940s, with vintage bottles that he gets refilled at the Coke bottling plant.
When I was a kid his neighborhood used to be just country, but now I've heard it's full of meth labs. I haven't visited him in some years, but I bet he's still there, working on his Model T Fords, utterly oblivious to the ruins of our civilization. He has the longest beard. Looks like a runaway member of ZZ Top.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Sigh... my husband would kill someone in front of their own momma to get Buffalo Wild Wings. I can't eat at those places. All those TVs blaring makes me wanna shoot myself in the head.
Clarisse,
HIGH FIVE!
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Once a Dick always a Dick is what I always say!!
He's always been a penis and now we know just how much of one!
sexual battery? not cool, dick.
Dammit, I'm like Pavlov's dog!!
MK says "Seriously, don't click on that." and i immediately click to see fucked up shit.
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
Big drug problem. His jailhouse picture is scary!! (the one in the orange jumpsuit, I mean)
Jon Lovitz called him "a disgusting human being" when beat him up, and I wouldn't deny he's pretty vile:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/07172007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 9:10am.
True. But you don't have to go far to find some amazing spots, like Joshua Tree, San Gorgonio, and Tahquitz. The tracts and industrial areas in the IE ain't too nice.
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Don't believe me if I tell you
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Don't believe me if I tell you
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Buffalo Wild Wings (BW3) is DELISH.
Oh no, I clicked. I don't think I like peen anymore.
ISprained, how's the bebe??
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
LOLO - I WAN DA GOLD!! SHOW ME WHERE THE GOLD AT!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
This arrest was on purpose.
Now he can get ass-raped free of charge.
Post bail?
Why?
And cut into his foreplay sexy times?!
www.myspace.com/triston
what a dick!... yeah, it's juvenile, and dumb... it's all i could come up with, okay!!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Who did he sexually batter?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
OMG There goes lunch!
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Dick happens! - MK
NO Kizzy, not AT the kids....and these kids are Celeb kids and rich kids....no school buses for them! It is all Escalades, and BMW's.....
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"When I think of it, my fingers turn to fists; I never did anything to you man....no matter what I try, you beat me with your bitter lies...."
-Fiona Apple "Limp"
Seriously, don't click on that
C'mon now MK, thats practically telling us to!
*peeks through fingers while clicking with the other hand*
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Dick happens! - MK
he still looks better than Brooke Hogan in lingerie...at least more feminine..
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"When I think of it, my fingers turn to fists; I never did anything to you man....no matter what I try, you beat me with your bitter lies...."
-Fiona Apple "Limp"
Submitted by Sheeps on July 16, 2008 - 6:06pm.
I knew a guy from Needless, I mean Needles.
My uncle lives in San Bernardino. We used to visit him when I was a kid. Back then it was dirt, dirt, more dirt, and big petroleum tanks.
Now I guess it's dirt, dirt, dirt, tanks, and crack.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Lupe: I tuck in? Yes?
Jerry: Tuck in, tuck in.
George: Alright, so that's one tuck and one no-tuck.
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 12:00pm
Hey doll! He was throwing water balloons at the elementary school kids? They should've kicked his ass.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hey, some parts of the "Inland Empire" are not bad! But Murrieta sucks, yes.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 9:04am.
Don't all the desert hamlets in the Inland Empire fit that description?
Kinda, but I didn't want to generalize too much. Plenty of nice peeps there, too, like Mahaatma. Yes, IE is very grandiose and unsuitable.
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Don't believe me if I tell you
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Don't believe me if I tell you
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This man is just all kinds of wrong.
It's good if they get him off the streets.
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thought he'd already ODed
They need to lose his paperwork and leave him in a cell with bubba for a few weeks. If he survives he'll probably enjoy it.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by Euphoria on July 16, 2008 - 6:01pm.
Andy is a little Dick, isn't he? I guess he tried to put the "Wild" in Buffalo Wild Wings. He's a pathetic little shit. I have never liked him, ever. His name should be Andy Vienna Sausage.
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Or Andy Baby Carrot.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Submitted by Sheeps on July 16, 2008 - 6:02pm.
For non-Californians, Murrieta is a charming desert hamlet in the Inland Empire that has a meth/crack reputation.
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Don't all the desert hamlets in the Inland Empire fit that description?
I've always been amused by "Inland Empire". California's desiccated interior sure has some delusions of grandeur.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
On second look (yeah, I'm brutalizing myself) he could be a hermaphrodite with a big clit. No wonder he's so angry and obnoxious.
For non-Californians, Murrieta is a charming desert hamlet in the Inland Empire that has a meth/crack reputation.
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Don't believe me if I tell you
Not a word of this is true
Don't believe me if I tell you
Especially if I tell you that I'm in love with you
Buffalo Wild Wings IS delicious! It's fucking delicious, really.
"That's it?! Bitch, add a thumb up in there or something!" ~ MK
Andy is a little Dick, isn't he? I guess he tried to put the "Wild" in Buffalo Wild Wings. He's a pathetic little shit. I have never liked him, ever. His name should be Andy Vienna Sausage.
He lives in WeHo- owns the building....right down the street from a VERY prestigious Elementary School. I used to see him all the time running around, throwing water balloons......he is a sick man.
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"When I think of it, my fingers turn to fists; I never did anything to you man....no matter what I try, you beat me with your bitter lies...."
-Fiona Apple "Limp"
"It must be a crack head that got a hold of the wroong stuff!"
Where's Mel-Tang shes knows what I'm saying!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Jesus, he's hung like a doormouse. no wonder he's so fukked in the head.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
This guy is begging for an ass kicking by his cell mate named "Reynaldo".
I didn't know peens could be so small on adults...microphallus indeed!
He's such an obnoxious and entitled twat.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!