Dick Arrested
Piece of trash and royal mess, Andy Dick, was arrested at 2am this morning in Murrieta, CA on drug possession and sexual battery. The po-po arrested him at a parking lot near the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. That restaurant sounds fucking delicious. One of the wings probably called the police, because Andy tried to stuff them up his ass.
I just looked at Buffalo's menu and they have something called "Buffalitos." Do I want to suck on that or eat it? Or both? I'm not sure.
According to the Press Enterprise, Andy is still in the clink and his bail has been set at $5,000. They should do everyone a favor and set his bail at infinity. Infinity plus two.
And just for shits, click here (NSFL) to see a picture of Andy's jailhouse outfit. Seriously, don't click on that.
UPDATE: TMZ reports that the cops responded to call of some bitch pissing in a parking lot. When they showed up, they found Andy in a van. He was busted for allegedly touching the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and pulling her top down. Cops found weed and Xanax in the pockets of his pants.
I need a sponge bath after looking at his mug shot. That 17-year-old is going to need massive amounts of therapy.
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Mrs. K: I didn't want it to be Martin Short! When I 1st saw the pic, though, that's who I thought it was, & I wondered what had happened that he looked so bad!
Frankly, I'm surprised it was a 17-year-old GIRL he was fondling.
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He's not good enough to eat the corn out of her shit
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 16, 2008 - 10:15am.
Did anyone else think that pic was Martin Short?
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*stab to the heart*
I LURVE Martin Short.
He does the best Jerry Lewis imitation I've ever seen!
And his Katherine Hepburn is AWESOME.
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
xultar, leave wino out of this mess!!!
shes never molested someone or given a recovering addict drugs!
NOT the same type of person AT ALL
(i get a lil defensive about my wino....forgive me)
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Submitted by xultar on July 16, 2008 - 10:44am.
Andy Dick and Amy Winehouse - A love meant to be.
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I disagree. He's not good enough to eat the corn out of her shit.
But, then again, Amy's my girl.
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Even Amy has better taste than that.
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Submitted by TypicalSituation on July 16, 2008 - 12:25pm.
that does NOT look like andy dick at all... i can see the resemblance to martin short, tho, dramaqueen... but he certainly looks like a fucking psychotic serial killer for sure.
I think it's the creepy smile & the Jack Nicholson "Here's Johnny!" head angle ...
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Andy Dick and Amy Winehouse - A love meant to be.
Man seems to have problems. Doesn't he have a kid too? A teenager? I hope he lives with the mom.
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Spooky mugshot. Reminds me kinda of the "Bob" character from Twin Peaks.
that does NOT look like andy dick at all... i can see the resemblance to martin short, tho, dramaqueen... but he certainly looks like a fucking psychotic serial killer for sure.
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When I go to BWW, the wife normally gets buffalitos. Not too bad.
Dick must have been so drunk he thought the girl was a young man. He probably had a nervous breakdown when he realized there was no johnson there.
Only weed and xanax? I mean you figure he would be on harder shit then that given how often he acts outta place. Creepy.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Did anyone else think that pic was Martin Short?
BW3s is GREAT junk food -- the popcorn shrimp are to die for!
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daaaaaamn I thought that Dustin Hoffman went on a bender
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No, he's not a homosexual. He's a dick riding, man chowder eating, salad tossing, butt plug wearing, nipple pinchin' homegirl with two-snaps thrown in for good measure. - MK
Mmmm . . . BWW!! As for Andy Dick, what a douche!! Jon Lovitz needs to kick his @$$ again.
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Why don't I ever listen?!?
I LOVE that MK looked up their menu. I was about to, myself.
Andy Dick looks positively evil in that photo. Made the hair on my neck stand up.
This is Miller Lyte McC in a few years...
THAT's Andy dick? Doesn't look like him to me... I guess I'm not used to him without glasses and with long hair.
Holy shit...I go grab some lunch and I come back to a serial-killer-looking mug shot of the dick. Scurrrry!
he looks like the cartoon version of the Joker!
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I love me some tweeds and xannies and i aint NEVA NEVA had the urge to go pee pee in a parking lot and play punching bags on some titties.
I did go on a adate with a guy and he asked me if i was a heavy drinker. I said no not really and he told me that was good because his last girlfriend was so drunk one night after a party that she took a shit on the sidewalk in her ball gown.
He did NOT dump her right away!
So I NEVA called him back.
He was a nice Irish man from Boston.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 9:16am.
Wow..... Sounds wild. I bet beekeeping is the bomb out there.
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Is that thing in the NSFL pic supposed to be his COCK?????????? WTF!?!?!?!?
That being asked, I thought his "The Assistant" show was funny as fuck! My bro and I would get stoned and watch it all the time.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Attention, much?
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jeez man!! lookin ROUGH!!
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he looks EVIL in that mugshot
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That would explain the self-destructive behaviors.
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Ew, that mug shot is like some creepy Andy Dick/Robert Dinero love child. With some crackhead sprinkles on the top!
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
The tampon is bigger than his dick....and it's an OB tampon.....condensed! I hate whoever posted this picture.
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rrrrg. what a vile little shit. lock 'im the fuck up already
Jon Lovitz IS my fucking hero.
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I thought that was Screech...aka Dustin Diamond.
Thanks MK, I needed a mid day jolt of fear.
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Awwww...he only had weed and xanax this time...SURPRISING!!! I thought he was a coke head...
Ewwww...that mugshot is raping us with its eyes...YIKES!
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ok i am going to castrate myself with gay al's rusty old sounding rod for this, but i think he looks like CHRIS MELONI in that mugshot. an unshaven, heroine ruined chris meloni, but still. damn meloni is hot. why did i just make that comparison...
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the nickel dropped when i was on my way beyond the rubicon... what could i do?
...damn, I should stop clicking on links, what he said about Phil Hartman is all kinds of fucked. And never knew he gave Hartman's wife coke and that she'd been sober for so long before that, wow
i'm not believing this update... those weren't his pants
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Submitted by moonmaid on July 16, 2008 - 11:14am.
Jon Lovitz called him "a disgusting human being" when beat him up, and I wouldn't deny he's pretty vile:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/07172007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm
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holy crap!!! i had no idea about dicks debated involvement with hartman's death... crazy article
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ARRRRGH OK....
Whoa...WTF is that?? The tampon is bigger!! lmao...
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Submitted by NovaNightly on July 16, 2008 - 12:24pm.
It's mostly tucked, you can just see sparse bush.
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He looks like the dork who sits behind or otherwise near you in three periods out of six in high school
and you always assumed he was a smart nerd but in the end he turns out to be a psychotic nerd.
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CLICK on it, I'm serious, it is less offensive than the Brook Hogan pics....hehee
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Submitted by NovaNightly on July 16, 2008 - 12:20pm.
You should click...you almost have to see it believe it...and he's got a tampon wrapped around it...not sure what that is about...maybe it IS a clit.
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I'm afraid to click....being at work and all. PLUS the manager's office is right next to mine and he comes out of it at the WORST times...lol. Not that he would be able to see Andy's pee-pee twig. lmao
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LCT,
Right back at ya!!!
On topic:
MK, you should have posted his real booking pic...much more scary than the nubbin-peen one!
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"drug possession and sexual battery"
I'm sure sofa battery should be included in his offenses.
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& he's lucky he didn't get arrested in Fontana, a.k.a. Fontucky. Arrestees have a way of dying while resisting arrest or in transit to the pokey in that stellar Inland Empire town.
i, of course, had to click that... nasty!
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 16, 2008 - 12:20pm.
You should click...you almost have to see it believe it...and he's got a tampon wrapped around it...not sure what that is about...maybe it IS a clit.