Dick Arrested
Piece of trash and royal mess, Andy Dick, was arrested at 2am this morning in Murrieta, CA on drug possession and sexual battery. The po-po arrested him at a parking lot near the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. That restaurant sounds fucking delicious. One of the wings probably called the police, because Andy tried to stuff them up his ass.
I just looked at Buffalo's menu and they have something called "Buffalitos." Do I want to suck on that or eat it? Or both? I'm not sure.
According to the Press Enterprise, Andy is still in the clink and his bail has been set at $5,000. They should do everyone a favor and set his bail at infinity. Infinity plus two.
And just for shits, click here (NSFL) to see a picture of Andy's jailhouse outfit. Seriously, don't click on that.
UPDATE: TMZ reports that the cops responded to call of some bitch pissing in a parking lot. When they showed up, they found Andy in a van. He was busted for allegedly touching the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and pulling her top down. Cops found weed and Xanax in the pockets of his pants.
I need a sponge bath after looking at his mug shot. That 17-year-old is going to need massive amounts of therapy.
Thanks Sarah
he has got the biggest fanny chin i have ever seen.
Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 2:06am.
yep, i'm trading wheelchairs with you!LOL!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 17, 2008 - 2:01am.
Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 1:53am.
thinking... yeah, that'll be the death of ya.... never helped me!
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Me neither. Actually, I know that nothing will kill me. I am doomed to live a long, long life.
Andy Dick has got some balls to go onstage like that. Eight balls, that is.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 1:53am.
thinking... yeah, that'll be the death of ya.... never helped me!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
I *think* It's either Not Safe for Looking or Not Safe for Life (in general).
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Could someone fill me in on what kind of genitalia those were on the linked photo? And what's NSFL stand for - not safe for ladies?? Not safe for lunch?
Andy Dick's chin scares me.
That chin dip looks like you could lose a fingernail in there.
This is the on the same level of the nick nolte mug shotfrom awhile back but far more evil looking. Nick just looked grumpy that he got caught-andy dick looks like he's re-living what he did and enjoying it. He's so disgusting. And he always looks like he's sweating profusely in every picture. I hope they lock him up.
They should do everyone a favor and set his bail at infinity. Infinity plus two.
NUFF SAID
~SAS
There is nothing I love more than being told I am absolutely right! I am shallow and petty that way. ~Mrs.Kravitz 7/11/08
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 16, 2008 - 10:32pm.
tee hee...birthdays...then i can i can set my mind straight for the night...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
bdays
Birthdays? or Squirting Water Toilet?
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 16, 2008 - 10:28pm.
i'm just trying to make it to the bdays and then i must have quiet time to rid my mind of this nasty visual...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
It's a shame to watch someone with a world of talent wasting away because of drugs. Andy Dick, however, will make excellent worm food.
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Submitted by letinstar on July 16, 2008 - 10:26pm.
jesus...i clicked...it's bed time...
Go watch a graphic horror movie before your hit the hay. You need brain Clorox to get the picture of the tampon wraped around the peen to go away.
jesus...i clicked...it's bed time...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 16, 2008 - 10:21pm.
Angel- Where is your avie from? It freaks me out.
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Honestly, I don't know. I think someone just got creative. I LUVS her. Sssssshe's Presssssssssshus.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Angel- Where is your avie from? It freaks me out.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 16, 2008 - 10:18pm.
He took the picture like that on purpose.
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Trudat.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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He took the picture like that on purpose. To freak out viewers of The Smoking Gun. Damn he creeps me out. Normally I don't find him funny, but he made that Remus and Romulus joke in Old School that cracked my shit up. Still, no pass on this one. B.A.R.F.
I feel like I've done something wrong, just by looking at the picture.
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
I cant believe he hasnt been locked up yet. LA is a joke
xoxox
The war isn't working.
I HATE YOU ANDY DICK! rot in jail!! You are never funny!
There's a face with "prison bitch" written all over it.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Damn I need to bleach my eyes out now! I am emotionally scarred for life, just like this 17 year old is!
Your face!
Hoo--eeee, reminds me of the saying, "his teef so yellow I can't believe it's not butter"
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
good grief this is like 5 minutes from my house. Andy must have worn out his welcome at LA hotspots & truck stops, so now he's hitting up the IE for unsuspecting skateboarders & scene kids.
He's gonna get his ass KICKED in Riverside ..Southwest Detention Center ain't no picnic..lol..
I'm just kidding, it's a walk in the park actually & I'm sure he'll make a lot of friends
Ugh! I wish I had not clicked on the link! : (
What an ASSHOLE!
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Mish- Yeah, you are right. It's like a death striptease.
He looks like the real life version of Side Show Bob in that pic.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
THAT CHIN!LMAO
LOL Amy Winehouse is too easy, she will live to be 95, trust
Does Andy have sizemeat? If so, send him to our house.
Discuss!
Sorry, but a 17 year old is a full grown adult stink-fish - ovul-ating, gizz-ulating, and stink-ulating.
Next.
Ew can you say Ted freakin Bundy?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I would never, ever have guessed that mug shot was of Andy Dick. Dang, he looks like something you'd find on Wino's bathroom floor.
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"3 boys named Maddox, Pax and Knox. Those three should start a boy band and call themselves Triple X."
Daphne Aguilera approves. Buffalo Wild Wings is heaven... and a great place to commit a felony.
Artie Lange would definitely be in mine.
Submitted by mishma on July 16, 2008 - 3:14pm.
I am so pist at Andy Dick, fucker had been in my celebrity dead pool for years and look, he lives. He mocks me, everyday
Where is Winehouse in that pool?
BEYOND GROSS.
And yes, MK, BWW has yummy food.
I'm a vegetarian and I've had some good meals there. It's also a fun atmosphere. They have big t.v.'s all around, and you can play entertainment trivia games from your table against other people in the restaurant. You register a nickname, and you can see how you score compared to the other losers in the joint.
Of course, I was Mel-Tang, and I rated #1 thanks to d-listed. LMAO
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 16, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Does he have a tampon hanging from his weiner in that picture?
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Hahahahaha! That definitely makes me *not* want to click on that link.
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Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel~Jimi Hendrix
Is there anyone or anything that this moron won't molest?
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Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel~Jimi Hendrix
He'll probably try the Winona Ryder defense: I was only doing research for an upcoming movie role.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I am so pist at Andy Dick, fucker had been in my celebrity dead pool for years and look, he lives. He mocks me, everyday
SHIT! He looks like a hot mess stirred with a stick.
Has Andy's life so devolved that he has to troll for under age grrls in a parking lot? Andy make the call before you are Bubba's bytch for the next 30 years.
*off to bleach the eyeballs*
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
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"Kids turn to example 17...now say it as a group...Crack KILLS!!!"
creepy, child-toucher eyes...gives me the shivers.
Does he have a tampon hanging from his weiner in that picture?
Buffalo Wild Wings are DELICIOUS....my favorite sauce is the garlic parmessan....... they look as if they were glazed with cum, but they're delicious!!!!!!!
Mmmm..all I can say is Mango Habanero sauce. I went to college with a Buffalo Wild Wings nearby and that place is hella good.