Cristiano Ronaldo Is A Smart Bitch
Football star Cristiano Ronaldo, who is in Los Angeles on business, partied with some dude friends at Villa in Los Angeles last night. A solo Wonky McValtrex was also at the club and had her one good eye set on Cristiano the entire night.
The Daily Mail claims she sat next to him and tried to get with that shit. A witness said, "Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table. At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him. But Ronaldo clearly wasn't interested in Paris. He turned his back on her." I'm surprised she didn't start dry humping his back.
Leave it to that skank to prey on a man while he's injured! As far as I know, she's still titty fucking Boy George Benji Madden. I'm sure they are still together, but Wonky is the slut of all sluts. She makes Sienna Miller look like Mother Theresa.
Cristiano must have listened to customs when he arrived in the US. They tell everyone, "Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don't fuck Paris Hilton."
Here's Cristiano and Wonky out in LA last night.
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maybe boy george finally came to his senses and dumped that sorry bitch... god i hope so, so she can lose this "conservative wife" style she's been using and start dressing like a party slut again
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 16, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Her family needs money so bad, they'd make her dry hump an envelope from Ed McMahon if hey suspected a check was inside.
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always figured her dad and mom had been cut off from the Hilton Hotel earnings since her arrest -- IIRC one story said the Hiltons got what's considered barely a trickle of cash flow from stocks, and that Petri's uncles run the show and they're sick of her broke and overspending family's bs
-- HAHA, just remembered that annoying radio ad for Hilton Hotels: voice going on about "that's why you never get photographed in blablah" basically praising the careerist hotel guest who's paranoid about fucking up their image by PARTYING, BEING SHOWN ON THE INTERNET DRUNK, etc.!
oh yeah, and the Hilton chain gives lots of money to some Catholic nun group, lmao!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 12:08pm.
Rocket, did you see how well written that blog entry was? there is no way in HELL Paris wrote it. She spelled "accessible" correctly, AND used it in a complete sentence.....
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Well, I was just about to read it but now I don't have to. Sold!
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Nova, if I saw her in an alley, I'd kick her ass.
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"When I think of it, my fingers turn to fists; I never did anything to you man....no matter what I try, you beat me with your bitter lies...."
-Fiona Apple "Limp"
She ALWAYS looks so dead behind the eyes....its creepy. If i met her in a dark alley, I'd fucking run away screaming "That THING in the alley...so scary...so DISEASED!!!!"
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Rocket, did you see how well written that blog entry was? there is no way in HELL Paris wrote it. She spelled "accessible" correctly, AND used it in a complete sentence.....
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"When I think of it, my fingers turn to fists; I never did anything to you man....no matter what I try, you beat me with your bitter lies...."
-Fiona Apple "Limp"
And in this pic, Paris looks like an emaciated Joan Van Ark, circa 1991's Knots Landing.
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Paris totally stole Phoebe's chicken cutlets to fill out that bra.
So there's trouble in Parisdise??? lmao
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Her family needs money so bad, they'd make her dry hump an envelope from Ed McMahon if hey suspected a check was inside.
www.myspace.com/triston
Paris looks high as a kite - look at her pupils.
I wish someone would pop off her Barbie head, you just know it's a plastic stump under there where a brain should be. Looks to me like she's rockin' the ano look. *gag*
Yeah, pathetic bitch was on her blog yesterday claiming she wanted her privacy! Yeah right.
like a dog in heat, she is(my apologies to dogs)... i still can't get over the fact she's "with" a guy named Benji(not my fault, but still... my apologies to dogs)
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
dude looks like Ricky Martin's special brother here, but YAY him for passing on the petri dish.
When do you think Paris is going to give up trying to fool people into thinking she's pregnant with the stuffed bras, empire waists and baggy clothes?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Cristiano must have listened to customs when he arrived in the US. They tell everyone, "Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don't fuck Paris Hilton."
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Michael K, again you prove yourself to be the funniest gossip blogger on the internet. Hilarious.
And I guess things aren't as great with Benji Madden as Paris wants us to think. Like every 2-3 years, this bitch announces she is in totally in love and ready to have babies with some guy (like Benji or Paris Latsis-remember him?) and literally a month later, she's whoring it out again.
What happened to Benji? I thought he'd keep her quiet for awhile...ah, well. Humiliation is so much better. He's not the first and I *think* it's catching on! It might be a new trend - rejecting Paris. It's the first trend in a long time I feel really good about:)
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Ewwww, Paris looks like a bag of bones with a couple of fake titties thrown in! She doesn't even look well...only sickly and stickly. I bet she's got gonoherpesyphilaids.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 16, 2008 - 8:48am.
She had her big-girl bra on. Hey, at least she didn't drive there.
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what is a "big girl bra"? Please explain, because I need to find one.....
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"When I think of it, my fingers turn to fists; I never did anything to you man....no matter what I try, you beat me with your bitter lies...."
-Fiona Apple "Limp"
Obviously Paris doesn't want Sluttyenna to take her ProSkank crown.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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bitch gots a big ole head!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
"Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don't fuck Paris Hilton."
Well, her sister Nicky is quite thin now; maybe Paris is jealous and wants to be thinner than Nicky.
She's STILL around?
He had ankle surgery and will be out at Manchester United for 3 months.
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Not a word of this is true
Don't believe me if I tell you
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That's a weird angle of her. She's truly an ugly bitch.
yeah that's got to be some miracle bra because she doesn't even have mosquito bites for tits.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
I love when whores who try too hard are categorically rejected.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
She had her big-girl bra on. Hey, at least she didn't drive there.
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Don't believe me if I tell you
Not a word of this is true
Don't believe me if I tell you
Especially if I tell you that I'm in love with you
She is a straight up bobble head!! That photo proves it!
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Snoogle, I heard she quit smoking pot. If she did, the munchies are gone, and weight melts away.....I have lost 10 lbs in the last month, just by not stuffing my face out of munchie boredom.....(I still smoke though...lol)
I need to know what bra she has though!
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"When I think of it, my fingers turn to fists; I never did anything to you man....no matter what I try, you beat me with your bitter lies...."
-Fiona Apple "Limp"
Damn Cristiano is hot, makes me miss my soccer days for some reason the guys I grew up playing soccer with were ALL hot. There is just something sexy about soccer players. And please like he would ever touch Paris, not in a million years, no one wants to get with that mess anymore. She needs to get the hell on cuz no one cares.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
What happened to Ronaldo? Anyone know?
And that is a HORRIBLE picture of Wonky. She is way too thin.
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
Isn't Christiano Rolando a manwhore too?
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Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
O he can get it!
*how did he get hurt?*
"Cristiano must have listened to customs when he arrived in the US. They tell everyone, "Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don't fuck Paris Hilton."
Oh God, I'm dying. LOVE it.
Where is the herpes laden baby bump, and why does Parasite look more like a bobble head than ever?
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
But what about Benji? I thought he was her "best friend", and she's never felt so secure with anyone?
Isn't she going to have Benji's baby?
hahahahhahahahahaha- whore.
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"When I think of it, my fingers turn to fists; I never did anything to you man....no matter what I try, you beat me with your bitter lies...."
-Fiona Apple "Limp"
He probably wasnt' up-to-date on his immunizations. That's why he ignored Parasite.