Cristiano Ronaldo Is A Smart Bitch
Football star Cristiano Ronaldo, who is in Los Angeles on business, partied with some dude friends at Villa in Los Angeles last night. A solo Wonky McValtrex was also at the club and had her one good eye set on Cristiano the entire night.
The Daily Mail claims she sat next to him and tried to get with that shit. A witness said, "Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table. At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him. But Ronaldo clearly wasn't interested in Paris. He turned his back on her." I'm surprised she didn't start dry humping his back.
Leave it to that skank to prey on a man while he's injured! As far as I know, she's still titty fucking Boy George Benji Madden. I'm sure they are still together, but Wonky is the slut of all sluts. She makes Sienna Miller look like Mother Theresa.
Cristiano must have listened to customs when he arrived in the US. They tell everyone, "Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don't fuck Paris Hilton."
Here's Cristiano and Wonky out in LA last night.
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Cristiano is Hot his salary even hotter
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
PSL: agreed, maybe not bulimia.... but definitely anorexia.
I find the idea of Parasite smoking pot offensive - what a waste of marijuana. Hope she can only get the nastiest brown bud out there.
And it's soooo obvious that Parasite's stylist does all her shopping for her as of late. When left to her own devices, she's more apt to pick out some hideous, "look-at-me-I-think-I'm-still-sixteen" pink ensemble.
They are both hoes so who cares if they do the diseased filled nasty with each other. Paris's dress is pretty though.
Deylaaf
what about ronaldinho.....my god...i get donkey vibes from him
i think cannavaro is also tres hot....though he's short. well he IS italian
oddo is also nice (he's in the italian squad). i think he looks like chris cornell
and it's not soccer....it's FOOTBALL
can't stand the way beckham speaks...
and who in his right mind (and at the right stage of his career) would go to the USA to play football...they do that when they know their career is dying.
"Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don't fuck Paris Hilton."
HAHAHAHAHHA!!!
MK- you are just too funny some times
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hahahahha i would've love to see him giving her the cold shoulder..she's gross.........i like her dress... she needs to die
Leatherette,
Oh man, as much as i fight it, i'd ride Becks like a circus pony!
Edit: PSL...High five!
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
I can't believe I'm about to say this.......but I think she looks good. I love the dress & the necklace, it all looks so classy & pretty. I mean, I would still not touch her with a 10 foot pole (cause the pole would get some disease that would probably climb up & infect me).
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Submitted by El Bastardo on July 16, 2008 - 5:23pm.
God, has anyone seen his girlfriend? Boooiiiinnngggg.
His GF is stunning.
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Don't believe me if I tell you
Not a word of this is true
Don't believe me if I tell you
Especially if I tell you that I'm in love with you
Isn't he the one that's banging Alessandra Ambrosio ?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
What the fuck is wrong with her face...hell, her whole body. She looks like a damn Bobble-head!!!
Awww-- she looks so sad...What's wrong Wonky?? are you finally figuring out that no one likes you???
Well, I'm proud of my good ol' Portugal for producing something that won't sleep with that evil thing.
Yes for the Protuguese.
Wait, I thought she was in love with BM. Oh, maybe they had a little tiff and she's trying to make him jealous.
AH HA HA HAHA!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 12:40pm.
ITA. I'm not feeling the hotness, either. I'm just hoping, since he seems determined to follow in Becks' footsteps, that Galaxy doesn't buy him.
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Yeah, they wouldn't have let him back in his own country had he gone down that road.
My boyfriend's friend named their kid Cristiano, and when I was buying gifts for them, I told the gay behind the counter his name and he asked "Oh, what breed is he?" and I was like "Uh, HUMAN!", but they guy wouldn't stop at that, so I eventually told him, as if it really mattered. I was slightly offended and somewhat happy that this gay most likely would not reproduce.
wait a second, Becks I would do in a second....as long as he doesn't speak....
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"I thought he was a man, but he was just a little boy..."
-Fiona Apple "Paper Bag"
Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 1:00pm.
Cristiano Ronaldo. Pass.
I don't get the hot here.
I need a man to be a man. Grab my hair, push me down on the bed and...well *ahem*...anyway...this poof is waaaaaaaay too over groomed.
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good point: David Beckham, this dude, and every other soccer player frozen on the screen for a sec as I pass the filler sports channels -- looking like douchey bottom roidy twinks
Cristiano Ronaldo. Pass.
I don't get the hot here.
I need a man to be a man. Grab my hair, push me down on the bed and...well *ahem*...anyway...this poof is waaaaaaaay too over groomed.
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
Why does Paris always look so boney and sharp? she looks painful to hug. Ouch! Maybe if she gained a few pounds she wouldn't appear so repellant?
... all these posts about soccer player drama make me sooooo glad I'd rather see Sarah Jessica Parker's mole again on IMAX instead of sit through a soccer game
Good move, Cristiano. Wonky is like roadkill. You see that mess and think, "Would somebody please dispose of that shit?? Bury it, burn it, throw it in a landfill, just get it out of my sight!" Yep, that's Wonky.
Watching Paris get rejected must be more pleasurable than sucking on a Lindt truffle.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
L.A. is full of hot bitches and Paris isn't one of them.
he does have a smug look, but when he's without his shirt...and all sweaty
though casillas is hotter
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Let's talk about who's not.
First of all Lassana Diarra looks like a dolphin
Stern John looks like a fish
Muntari looks like a GOLDfish
Edgar Davids looks like Predator
Rooney (when smiling) looks like a Potatoe
Materazzi looks like a chicken.
Rant over.
he does have a smug look, but when he's without his shirt...and all sweaty
though casillas is hotter
I am by no means medically qualified to even wipe my own ass properly, but that bitch is ill!!! She's a friggin mongaloid (sp)?
Submitted by kdracofan on July 16, 2008 - 5:36pm.
THANK YOU for letting us know....
his salary just made him super dupper hotter...lmao
(jk...maybe)
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He's the 8th most paid Salary wise in soccer
All are hotter, well except 2/3
oh, and I do not see the hotness in this guy. Ick.
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"I thought he was a man, but he was just a little boy..."
-Fiona Apple "Paper Bag"
he's portugese....
am i the only one who thinks his girlfriend (or ex)...is fug?
she's such a typical wannabe wag
linzee, most bulimics do not lose much weight, they maintain...she has lost a lot of weight recently- she is either doing more blow again, or stopped smoking pot, as I said earlier.
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"I thought he was a man, but he was just a little boy..."
-Fiona Apple "Paper Bag"
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 16, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Deylaaf on July 16, 2008 - 12:23pm
Got it.
Brazilian Portuguese or Portugal?
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Portugal, Real Madrid are willing to pay £70 MILLION pounds for him after paying £24.1 For Beckham. Diss aint it.
Deylaaf on July 16, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Before you say Duh, Manchester currenlty pays him 120,000K ... A FUCKING WEEK. (pounds btw)
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THANK YOU for letting us know....
his salary just made him super dupper hotter...lmao
(jk...maybe)
I see Parasite is going the bulimic route again. Puke. She looks so much like that unfortunate mother of hers these days, it's truly sad (for her).
Stupid Botoxed bitch needs to stay home, get a real job... find a soul. Something.
he is a wanker, and wants to screw Man U over (well good luck with that).....he shouldn't have signed a contract extending his stay if he wanted to leave....
doesn't he have a lawyer or something
i don't hate him. i'd do him in a second :)
oh come on he's good looking, fit, young and rich
jesus.
he's also a total bloody wanker though
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 16, 2008 - 12:23pm.
"slither into that slutmonkey"... yeah, that's just classic!
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Deylaaf on July 16, 2008 - 12:23pm
Got it.
Brazilian Portuguese or Portugal?
I know I have a lot questions.
It must be prerequisite to be a manwhore metro sexual to be a football player huh?
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
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Submitted by El Bastardo on July 16, 2008 - 5:23pm.
God, has anyone seen his girlfriend? Boooiiiinnngggg, WHY would he slither into that slutmonkey?
ps-Ronaldo is a twat. Any British people here will understand this=Winky and Wonky 4eva.
His Gf is alright, and i hate him aswell. The only Brits that don't hate him are those fucking Prawn Sandwich Brigaders
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 16, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Served and owned.
Now don't throw things at me but since I don't really know who he is
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He's just the Portugese Beckham, Has the same Number at the Same club and wants to move to the Same Club that Beckham moved to... Oh and he's also a Metro... (did that sound gay?)
God, has anyone seen his girlfriend? Boooiiiinnngggg, WHY would he slither into that slutmonkey?
ps-Ronaldo is a twat. Any British people here will understand this=Winky and Wonky 4eva.
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Ronaldo = insanely hot manwhore with occasional gayface that haunts my every waking moment.
Damn.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
Served and owned.
Now don't throw things at me but since I don't really know who he is, my gaydar started pinging and beeping.
That's wrong, right?
He has a nice smile.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 12:19pm.
ESE, hehee....ask Sheeps what else I will do in an alley.....lmao
Sheeps, 'eh?... again... i'd pay to watch it!LOL!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
ESE, hehee....ask Sheeps what else I will do in an alley.....lmao
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"When I think of it, my fingers turn to fists; I never did anything to you man....no matter what I try, you beat me with your bitter lies...."
-Fiona Apple "Limp"
ewwwww and i just finally took a moment to look at the pictures, she does look skinny as hell, her arms are disgusting!!
Damn, i thought she was with that Charlotte drummer or w/e
He got "Injured" during a training session for pre-season, he hasn't met up with his current team Manchester United because he wants to move to Real Madrid but Manchester won't sell. I fucking hate this guy, trust me you would to. He wants to leave Manchester who won the Premier League and the European Cup just for a bigger paycheck.
Before you say Duh, Manchester currenlty pays him 120,000K ... A FUCKING WEEK. (pounds btw)
She looks like she has some neuromuscular disease. What's that YouTube you posted? Bunny-something. 3rd thumbnail - Lady Arachnid.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Nova, if I saw her in an alley, I'd kick her ass.
and i'd pay to watch it!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."