Cristiano Ronaldo Is A Smart Bitch
Football star Cristiano Ronaldo, who is in Los Angeles on business, partied with some dude friends at Villa in Los Angeles last night. A solo Wonky McValtrex was also at the club and had her one good eye set on Cristiano the entire night.
The Daily Mail claims she sat next to him and tried to get with that shit. A witness said, "Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table. At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him. But Ronaldo clearly wasn't interested in Paris. He turned his back on her." I'm surprised she didn't start dry humping his back.
Leave it to that skank to prey on a man while he's injured! As far as I know, she's still titty fucking Boy George Benji Madden. I'm sure they are still together, but Wonky is the slut of all sluts. She makes Sienna Miller look like Mother Theresa.
Cristiano must have listened to customs when he arrived in the US. They tell everyone, "Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don't fuck Paris Hilton."
Here's Cristiano and Wonky out in LA last night.
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Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 7:37pm.
yeah, cuz everybody who's "sweet" calls other people fat asses. Niiiiiice. Way to plug your cause, loon!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
i typed bf cause i dont feel like typing long wordz duh!!
James is her cat, her myspace page linked to her cat James' page til someone from here saw it and called bullshit on her and she removed it
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
at least i wont die od dieabtes!
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But if illiteracy and bad grammar could kill...
im sure paris thinks YOUR Physco!!!
tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 7:31pm.
UM IM 21 SO I DONT LIVE WITH MY MOM! U ARE STIL PROABLY SO POOR U LIVE OFF OF HER AND YOUR 30! LMAO!! I LIVE WITH MY BF JAMES!! HES MY HUNNY! UNLIKE U!
"I LIVE WITH MY BF JAMES!!"
18, really now. So you married someone and James is your bf?
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i am loved u idiot! i ahve lots of friendz! cause im sweet and have a great sense of humor and im not mean! i love who i am! so does paris!! remember she idolizes looking in the mirror wHY?? cuz she think she's hott!! yea unlike u fat azzez!
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 7:35pm.
I got married when i was 18! and im happy. im 5'5 so im short and 82 poundz isnt that bad!
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Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 7:31pm.
21?? Your existence is evidence of the major failures from the public education system.
Psycho: if you don't calm down right now, and refrain from personally attacking people without provocation, you will be reported until you stop.
You're not funny nor remotely liked on this site.
Watch it.
I got married when i was 18! and im happy. im 5'5 so im short and 82 poundz isnt that bad! i love it at least i wont die od dieabtes! sorry im fast typing jealous is how its spelled! lol
Bradiful: Oh, I see. Kitty must be one of those sad, unloved people who hates herself so much, she idolizes people like Parasite who essentially suffers from the same problem.
I'm pretty sure "James", if not actually a blow-up doll, is Kitty's first cousin.
I must say, I have never seen "jealous" spelled that way before. Two points for creativity!
Oh and the only adult I ever knew who weighed 82 pounds was my mother-in-law. The old bitch died.
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tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 7:31pm
hey now lunatic, last time you were here you were married and 20.
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im here only with my james! kenna isnt here!
~los angeles got the best stores u should try it~
Shitty Kitty: reported.
UM IM 21 SO I DONT LIVE WITH MY MOM! U ARE STIL PROABLY SO POOR U LIVE OFF OF HER AND YOUR 30! LMAO!! I LIVE WITH MY BF JAMES!! HES MY HUNNY! UNLIKE U!
Linzee on July 16, 2008 - 7:27pm
Oh you missed that episode.
Apparently her friends "IRL" showed up and all took turns on the computer chatting with us nice fat ass folks. And if memory serves, Joel Madden was "downstairs" and didn't want to get on the computer.
Her husband and two bff's or three and a pet cat/dog, and the REAL PARIS! it's on one of the Paris threads.
Hence the reference to the extended "Friends"...
Not sure who will show up now.
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Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 7:24pm.
yea i can comment im a hot skinny bitch remember???
i know school is out but doesnt your mom have to check her email or something? Get your lame troll ass out of here.
This staory isnt true paris wa snever flirting with cristiano she LOVES benji no one else! its another sad jealous lie people are making about her! do we see any pictures of her flirting with him or even next to him NOOOO cause is a sad lie! HOW DUMB CAN U GET??????
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 7:24pm.
yea i can comment im a hot skinny bitch remember???
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Remove the "hot" part, and yeah, that's about right. LOL!
Bradiful = this freak got reported out of here a few weeks ago, hence the name change. What's with the "Friends" reference? Does she live through fictional television characters as well as real Herpes-carrying hookers?
Where is BM?? I want to see if he's wearing his ring. I would like to see a photo of him flipping it, right now!!
yea i can comment im a hot skinny bitch remember???
Linzee on July 16, 2008 - 7:20pm
I see you are getting to know the one and only Paris looney tune.
I wonder if her friends Ross, Rachel, Monica and Chandler will show up.
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TOO MANY FAT AZZEZ IN THIS WORLD
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Honey, I saw your MySpace picture. You are not in ANY position to be commenting or speculating on anyone else's looks.
Oh no...
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Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 7:17pm.
UMM I KNOW THIS STUFF I KNOW PARIS MORE THEN U WIL EVER WILL.
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Your mom must have done a lot of drinking while pregnant to allow you to absorb so much worthless information.
And ants don't have "feet", moron.
SHE IS HOTT!! AND SO IS HER SISTER! TOO MANY FAT AZZEZ IN THIS WORLD! FAT PEOPLE MAKE THIS COUNTRY LOOK BAD. PARIS N NICKY MAKE THIS COUNTRY LOOK CLASSY!!!
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 7:13pm.
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Hey, dipshit. If this Shitty Kitty again, you best be moving on to Perez or Just Jared where you belong.
Did you get your tragic MySpace page back up and running again??? LOL.
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 7:13pm
Tink, we talked about this, remember? Now Paris does have some ginormous feet, you have to admit that. The average woman in the U.S. wears a 7, you yourself said Paris' size is 11. She's got big feet, and people can poke fun at her about it. You gotta accept that.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
UMM I KNOW THIS STUFF I KNOW PARIS MORE THEN U WIL EVER WILL. SHE IS AN 11! U ARE A .5 A ANT FEET!! HAHAHA
she's nearly as scrawny as her sister
her shoe size is 11..
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More like 12.
The average American woman wears a size 7.5.
I wear a 6 so, yup... objectively (or subjectively) she's got some Grade A roachstompers!!!
no she hott!! you lazy low class scumbag!! paris LOVERBIRDS!!!
Did she get bolt-ons ?
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her shoe size is 11.. whats yours .5!! lmao!!
the boats on this broad --- what size shoe is she again? a 14 or 15 mens?
there are alot of female sluts in hollywood that have far surpassed paris at this point. people can't let it go. mk, you being the self proclaimed slut you claim to be, should have a great admiration, fondness, & love for paris, if you believe half the shit you write.
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paris does not look anorexic she looks good! i love her dress! by the way i dont believe this story is just another rumor she was not all over him she loves benji its just another story to get her in trouble! they been making lots of lies about her lately. she loves benji not him! if its true why cant i see pics of her all over him u wanna know why! cause its another lie in the press! paris loves benji!! looking good girl! but i wish u smile you look better that way.. u have such a cute smile!
OMG! Look at how long and disgusting her fingers are in the second thumbnail!
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"He is a fag, he is a carrot, he is a former stick (look at old photos) and he is going to die of a brain tumor in less than 2 yrs."
Submitted by plethr on July 16, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Best. Customs Quote. EVER
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Agreed!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Back away from the cripple, Paris. *sigh*
here is the denial:
"Not True", Says Her Rep
In a statement just given exclusively to X17, Paris' rep denies the whole scene ever went took place, claiming his client merely popped into Coco de Ville with her aunt and uncle momentarily and spent the entire time with her family. He claims that Paris isn't a soccer fan and wouldn't even recognize him if they met. (Psst, Paris - he's this guy!)
Paris' rep also points out the heiress' strong relationship with Benji Madden, claiming that the rocker will be spending a lot more time with his lady love now that he's back home from his tour. And, he alleges, the story seems to be coming from the same sources behind those false allegations that Paris got socked in the eye last week.
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
I knew Benji was just another dog Wonky would stick in the closet and starve to death.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Who wouldnt want to fuck that hottie lol
im talkin about Cristiano.
uhmm i still dont believe Paris did this.
she probrably went to his table
but i dont think she was flirting or tryin to get in his pants.
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
She's looking skinny, kinda like a slut humiliated.
Me thinks PH has been told to fuck off by her hard rockin man. She's so not good for his image. Fancy him having to walk around holding HER hand like a boy in deepest love, um vajoina (aus accent).
In the last few pics of them together he's clearly trying not to hold her hand, let alone having his name permanently on her skank arse. Is she still wearing the BM ring she bought herself? What the fuckity fuck are those photog's doing? Show me the ring...
Best. Customs Quote. EVER.
What kind of injured person goes to a club? Cristiano, I like you...a lot.
Cristiano would f*ck the wonk out of Paris, he loves hos. Just not ones with blonde hair, long chicken legs, and ashy skin.
He has standards people...
why the hell is the football guy partying once he got his surgery done
I think the only reason he gave her the cold shoulder was because he doesn't like blondes and she's not ethnic looking enough.
Otherwise I'm sure he would have been all over her. Plus I don't think he likes his women to be slutty, he can sleep with hookers but they can't have slept around. Odd.