Cristiano Ronaldo Is A Smart Bitch
Football star Cristiano Ronaldo, who is in Los Angeles on business, partied with some dude friends at Villa in Los Angeles last night. A solo Wonky McValtrex was also at the club and had her one good eye set on Cristiano the entire night.
The Daily Mail claims she sat next to him and tried to get with that shit. A witness said, "Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table. At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him. But Ronaldo clearly wasn't interested in Paris. He turned his back on her." I'm surprised she didn't start dry humping his back.
Leave it to that skank to prey on a man while he's injured! As far as I know, she's still titty fucking Boy George Benji Madden. I'm sure they are still together, but Wonky is the slut of all sluts. She makes Sienna Miller look like Mother Theresa.
Cristiano must have listened to customs when he arrived in the US. They tell everyone, "Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don't fuck Paris Hilton."
Here's Cristiano and Wonky out in LA last night.
Wenn
Thanks Mari
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Paris is not fat! she is skinny hott glamerous classy stunning. intellegent funny beautiful..okay where does it end?? u are fat she is alot thiner then u didnt u see the pic mk put up u fat massive cow?
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:13pm
Since that's a cat in kp's avie, how do you know?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
kp is the poor lady lol!
kp is the poor lady lol!
kp is the poor lady lol!
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:04pm.
im not too skinny.. i have a high metobolism! nicole richie and i are the same weight! yea so there!!!
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At least Paris is good and fat in that picture you have for your avvie. I can see her fat cheeks past that pizza. It's nice:)
PS do you come here to relieve us of our JJ angst? If so, thanks:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
On Topic-hes kinda hot. I love portugese and Brazilian men though. Preferably Brazilian, whatever. As long as they have that sexy accent
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:08pm.
What poor lady? Who are you talking about?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by shandi on July 16, 2008 - 8:04pm.
Umm, somebody mentioned that at the beginning of the thread, I think, he's a soccer player, and had surgery, he'll be off the crutches soon.
The Portugese Beckham, I believe he was described as? I do not pay any attention to sports.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
i mean:
~the poor lady was too fat she couldn't get up~ :"[
~the poor ladt was too fat she couldn't get up~ :"[
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 16, 2008 - 8:01pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 5:55pm.
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ROFL She just makes it too fucking easy!! I can't help myself!! It's just too fucking funny!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
i can keep upright! in fact im a great dancer! cuz i dont have a bunch of weight holding me down!
So what happened to him that he needs those things to help him walk? I don't know who he is, but I assume he was injured?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
im not too skinny.. i have a high metobolism! nicole richie and i are the same weight! yea so there!!!
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:00pm.
The real Paris can afford the cocaine that keeps her looking anorexic skinny.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 7:56pm.
she didnt name a bible verse cause she didnt have a favorite! she didnt say i dont know a bible verse she said i dont have a favorite... i watch the show u idiot!!
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Paris would be proud (if she knew what that meant) to have someone as intelligent as you tinkerbell, taking a stand in her honor.
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:00pm.
whats wron fat azz???? she isnt wasting away shes NORMAL u just too fat to admit it! bitch!! she does eat she loves food u idiot! but she is blessed with a high metobolism so am i! is why we both can eat a ton and stay thin!!
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Well that's great. Dontcha find it hard keeping yourself upright with a bobblehead?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
yikes. too skinny. :S
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 7:52pm.
paris would so whop your azz!
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If she throws a shoe, she can take out an entire city block!!
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Okay that is fucking siggie-worthy GOLD right there! *pissin my draws*
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
whats wron fat azz???? she isnt wasting away shes NORMAL u just too fat to admit it! bitch!! she does eat she loves food u idiot! but she is blessed with a high metobolism so am i! is why we both can eat a ton and stay thin!!
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 7:58pm
With feet that big, honey she can kick EVERYBODY'S ass at the same time!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
she could kick your azz! no im not using my pic.. im smarter then that im using paris picture cause it doesnt matter her pic is already all over the globe!
Paris needs go eat a whole pizza right now, she's wasting away with a broken heart.
Submitted by Kp on July 16, 2008 - 7:53pm.
Um..This is the same bitch who asked for a hummer hybrid, couldnt name even a single Bible verse, and thought Africa was a country (When she was on the damn continent!)
she didnt name a bible verse cause she didnt have a favorite! she didnt say i dont know a bible verse she said i dont have a favorite... i watch the show u idiot!!
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 7:54pm.
Submitted by Kizzy :
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ROFL No you dumbass, you have the avie with the pic of the bitch with the pizza!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 7:52pm.
paris would so whop your azz!
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If she throws a shoe, she can take out an entire city block!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy :
You know Paris can deep-throat that entire slice of pizza you have in your avie, don't you?
I saw it on her tape with Rick Salomon
thats not me u idiot thats paris! in my pic!
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 7:42pm.
for your information paris is smart and the dumb was only an act remember for THE SIMPLE LIFE!
Um..This is the same bitch who asked for a hummer hybrid, couldnt name even a single Bible verse, and thought Africa was a country (When she was on the damn continent!)
What is wrong with you? Are you one of her escaped crabs or did you meet her at the pharmacy when you were getting your valtrex prescription refilled?
Submitted by paris herpes:
I bet he went to get Valtrex STAT, that paris herpes is highly contagious. Sometimes I wish her vagina would just rot off.
your so immature and your sick wishing that not to mention even talking like that! paris would so whop your azz!
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 7:45pm.
myspace is hard to keep up with these days!
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That many personalities jockeying for position, I'm sure it is...
You know Paris can deep-throat that entire slice of pizza you have in your avie, don't you?
I saw it on her tape with Rick Salomon.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Well, everyone, have fun with Shitty Kitty with the scary MySpace picture.
I've had my fill of her asenine ramblings. However, I do think Kitty should be featured in a Public Service Announcement regarding the disasterous effects of drinking while pregnant and sniffing chemicals.
I bet he went to get Valtrex STAT, that paris herpes is highly contagious. Sometimes I wish her vagina would just rot off.
Your face!
no body is coming james is watching tv and kenna and paris arent here! u losers! i dont have multi personailtys im not sure if thats even possible!
iHeartHaters on July 16, 2008 - 7:44pm
Sighko looneys 5-evah!
Kizzy:
I'm rolling over here!!!!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
im sorry menu not menous or however i spelled it! lol
Submitted by Linzee on July 16, 2008 - 7:42pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 7:39pm
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She totally flipped when somebody found it and told on her ass, hilarious!!! This is multi-multi personalities, you never know who's coming out next.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Paris did get her GED! which meanz she is more smarter then u!! who had to graduate at 18! not 15!
its still there it was never removed i have 3 pages duh! cause i ahve too many friendz and messages!
myspace is hard to keep up with these days!
paris is amazing model.. she shows the world the true deffention of beauty!!
BB, I was sounding that out too. FizzKo~sounds like a soda company :P
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 7:42pm.
for your information paris is smart and the dumb was only an act
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Umm... the dumb bitch dropped out of high school and didn't even get her G.E.D.
That aside, she is far from smart, maybe functioning at a retarded adult's mental capacity.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 16, 2008 - 7:42pm.
I can't either. It's just too. fucking. easy.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
paris loves reading not meaus but FASHIOn magazines!
~elle and vogue is great if u have taste! lmao~
Oh shit this IS Beige Baby!!!! LMMMFAO
Kizzy I'm pissin myself girl..."Way to plug your cause, loon!" =))
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Physco?
Fis-co?
Is that next to CostCo?
I can't help myself with this insane loon, grammar skills and everything.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 7:39pm.
James is her cat, her myspace page linked to her cat James' page til someone from here saw it and called bullshit on her and she removed it
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Bwaahaaa! Well, I guess it's difficult to carry on a normal adult relationship when you are severely emotionally handicapped like Kitty.
for your information paris is smart and the dumb was only an act remember for THE SIMPLE LIFE!
JEEZ!
i cant wait to go to kitson tommorw ! its gonna be fun!!!!!
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 7:39pm.
i typed bf cause i dont feel like typing long wordz duh!!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That reminds me of the story Pamela Anderson told about going to lunch with Paris, and while looking at the menu, Paris yelled, "I hate reading!"
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
i put that cat pic there so noone will find my page and its my page not james! god!!! u will never find james page cuz u dont have his last name! and dont ask!
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 7:37pm.
yeah, cuz everybody who's "sweet" calls other people fat asses. Niiiiiice. Way to plug your cause, loon!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥